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[challenge entry] Pearoast for the compo
Original photo that the media shopped to make the police look bad.


From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# A new thread pearoast. That's a collectors item. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# sorry
there are still some ways of b3ta that I have yet to learn, may I delete it?
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Christ no!
That would unleash the hounds of dry bumrape
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Best of all the episodes of Morse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I thought it was Kate Bush's latest album?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Kate's lovely.

I heard that before Arial she told her anxious American producers she'd "been working on something" and they lidderally flew over that day. She brought out some cakes for them, which were what "she'd been working on" hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# No, you're thinking of
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooh
I'm so wierd... look... look at me... Bjork ripped me off first so there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh dear.
Sounds like someone's boyhood prayers weren't answered.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You might be thinking of Bat For Lashes there...
only without the Bjork bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I don't know this modern music
I tend to avoid like the plague anyone who is loudly touted as the next big thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Bat For Lashes is Kate Bush and Bjork, with added glitter.
Some people like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Gah! I like a lot of b-york stuff (esp. Pagan Poetry)
but I made the mistake of buying Volta. Which has the 'song' "The Dull Flame Of Desire" which is the wankiest pile of wank ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I've rediscovered Selmasongs recently
and it makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hounds of Love is a great album, and I will brook no argument.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *howls*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :( sorry
*retreats to the mountains*
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# well you could at least enter it in the compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# grrrr ruff ruff
*slobbers*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# NO BY GOD
QUICK MAKE A NEW IMAGE AND ADD IT TO THE POST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Are you insane man!
That would be lunacy! Lunacy I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# how can I test a php page without php hosting?
and without any actual knowledge of php coding?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Go to settings
Go to control panel.

Open up Programmes

Make claws with your hands above your head and walk sideways chanting "We are the lobster people, we are the lobster people"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You're FUUNny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *office chuckle*
actually, everyone stop being funny, as my ribs hurt from coughing, so laughter is right out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :D
big grins
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha I can't help you.
/knows fuck-all about php either blog

EDIT: Actually what I'd do first is get xampp and run apache locally
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# get xampp and run apache locally
edit: here: www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# php mypage.php
?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# You have to post it to a website that has the PHP enabled
and view as normal through a browser - you could do it independent of your website but that would require you having to run your computer as a server which is SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# and lo! were the dread words "Pearoast for compo" uttered with nary a forethought
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Deary me. They never learn.
Oh and as it's a pea I'm going to TJ.

Would any bash goers object to me saying no footie shirts? It's the FA cup final that night and spotting someone in a footie shirt would be an easy way of spotting gate crashers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# damn, I was gonna wear my ICT top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I dare say
there would be few B3tans that even own a footy shirt, let alone wear one.

As one of the few, I can go for it as my boys crashed and burned in the fourth round
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hah, I have 6 footy tops
BOW BEFORE ME


/wrong board blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Were you needing a bed? I forgot.
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# not me no, I will be with my chauffeur Mr Heathrow-Cabs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# 6???
Alll the same team I hope

(has 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# kind of
Scotland x2
Inverness Caley Thistle
Cameroon
Olympique Marseille
Brazil
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Thats alright then
as long as you're not some glory chacing, hedge-your-bets kind of guy who has a wardrobe full of old Man U, A*****l, and Blackburn tops
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# My lot went out to sodding Swansea.
I felt so ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Pompey?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *weeps gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Argh, what?
It would be mean of me to say that this isn't (and wasn't) funny, or even relevant. So I shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay for peathread
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Even though you...
pearoasted for the compo, you didn't actually
submit it to the compo. Please don't take this
the wrong way (up the backside):


Nice picture tho. =D


(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I see you corrected the non-componess somehow.
Gratz.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)