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# Mornin' boys...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *scrolls a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# o_O
a paper bag ought to fix that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Did she claim for the surgery?
Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh no Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Sorry folks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# why not

fussy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# wrong wrong WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Is it just me
or do her thighs look really odd?

Yes, I'm ignoring the head. SHE HAS NO HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I saw that, I think its just the way she's standing
or the leg on her pants are too tight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# haha yea the shadow on the right leg makes it look thinner :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm now remembering
Reeves & Mortimer...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# we need to find something like a childs fishing net
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# you think that is odd? can anyone explain this:
lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SgSuDLOgTII/AAAAAAAADpM/2BcOkl8HRTg/mysterymeat.jpg

perfectly SFW... Grabbed off Photoshopdisasters
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I love that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# same here :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# She has two sets of knees.
Perfectly normal for models of today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I just figured she had brittle-bone disease
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# would
left leg crossed over right leg
arm bent at elbow and wrist, and crossed over
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Photoshop disasters is great. One of best I've seen on there:
lh5.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SgNP438OPUI/AAAAAAAADoY/3SCAFOA5SxU/s512/injuly.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# my fave was quite an old one - for FHM or something
the model had been 'shopped to stop her thng pinching in at the sides and showing a bit of fat bulging out, but they forgot to do the shadow...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# she may have looks, but does she have personality?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# What sort of question is that
you gay or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# No I'm just sensitive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Well, to quote American Psycho, the book I take most of morals from, particularly those concerning women,
"If they have a good personality and they are not great-looking" – Reeves holds his hands up, signifying something – "who fucking cares?"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I take mine from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# BACK succubi BACK!
there is a very strange mixture of emotions inside me now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# HUBBA HUBBA
hello dayshift! How I've missed you all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Naughty Ninj.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I now have a funny feeling.......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Adblocked as fast as possibe...
...as I happen to like my job.

Less of this sort of thing, please.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Phwoar!
*bleers*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Mmmmmorning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)