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(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ZOMG!
Even parts of Stephen Fry's ananomy are twittering now!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# My cock has its own gmail account
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# . . .
it's quite a small account


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
with only a small attachment which has a virus
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hoho
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hihi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
only takes a few seconds to leave a deposit in her inbox
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# she gets a lot of spunkmail
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# coffee-screen-incident
:|
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ONE MAN
ONE CUP
ONE SCREEN
A WELL TIMED JOKE



IN CINEMA'S FIVE SEPT 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# blockbuster material
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# it's not even the funniest film about a goat this decade
FUCK OFF YOU PREVIOUSLY HELD HIGH IN MY ESTIMATION SHIT ADVERT MAKING TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ^this^
Though the tile of the film did make me giggle the first time I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You're awfully well informed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ho ho ho
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My anus gets Gazzed a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Total, utter failfuck.
Of course, the sweary chef is GORDON FUCKING RAMSEY!
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# you've failed your own image?
I'm now trying to decide which of your tourettes or your schizophrenia is the more unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# WORRY ABOUT ME NEXT, STEVE!
STEVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# STOP FOLLOWING ME AT NIGHT, BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# during the day is okay then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I'll even hold his hand during the day
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# one more day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# fingers crossed the next challenge is My Space or Bebo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Picked a good week to fuck off, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# is that the Glasgow Necropolis?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Yeah
Very nice it was too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# bloody spooky place that :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Saw my first Buckfast bottle about there
Two guys walking through. *hides camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# haha, it's not the best place to be at night...
tramps n junkies sleep in some of the crypts :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# They love it
Kelvingrove & Hunterian were amazing too. Nothing like climbing the
Cobbler soaked to the skin unable to see where you're going though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Unless you have a penchant
for being stabbed, buggery and snogging jakeys!
(kuntybawz, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'd be happy if the compo were
'repost your sock pictures' C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# na that would be shit..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ROMANI ITE COIERE
/caledonia
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *goes the house*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *belated gleee*
gleeeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Forever
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nope still nothing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Still one more day too many...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ball or Aerosol?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Just for under my arms, thanks
/swedish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I can't believe 's not funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *walks into a door*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *foc*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh go on then...
once more, with feeling...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:32, archived)