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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Haha Pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Roast lamb and all the trimmings
but I'd have to cook it because people are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^this without the cooking, as I'm shit
or Vietnamese
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'll cook it for you, I do a mean roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Looking forward to the London meet, young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hmm. Yea and nay.
I plan to quit smoking this weekend and always find bashes tempting times.
I think I'll bring the Other Mr the Clownfish along to keep me in line.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ooooooh! I can't wait.
Is he a pretty pickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# He's not too shabby
and generally enters into the spirit of bashes.
In fact we hang out with emvee a bit as he's just down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Emvee's such a top cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# You don't like other people's cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# More often than not, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'll cook it, I'll do my fluffy roast spuds with rosemary
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ahh, that's nice
don't worry though, I do secret genius roasties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# you put marmite on them, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :D no
if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# you put weed on them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# :D wrong again
(however, my roast chicken stuffing you'd be right about)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I want to try your roast chicken stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Everyone should at least once
more roasts should make people hallucinate, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I want a Joint, but can't get hold of any :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Everywhere's a bit dry at the moment, apparently
or at least, I've been told this by a few people at work that don't know the right kind of dangerous Asians.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I can't get hold of any at any time, I don't know anyone who deals it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# still got none :(

1 week and 2 days without
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# if i'm ever down your way on a sunday
i may just turn up on your doorstep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :D I'll look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# can you make tiny meals?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I can try
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *gasp*
WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I read that as "fifty roast spuds". Bit excessive.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# No it is not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# you can never have too many roast spuds!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# chocolate body-paint
top work Mr Jack
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Heh.
Birthday cake, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# yer mum

(not your mum..but the guy going to kill me)

would probably be my final words
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Dammit
I was gonna say cheeseburger too.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# two blokes on a couch playing video games
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# madness, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :D
it's a tried and tested premise
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# you filthy sod
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Is this how to float the clownfish boat?
My flat at the weekend'd be like your porny paradise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I just thought we were naming our final meals...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i love pip's way of thinking
i'd have to say a steak as big as my head, blue, of course. avocado mashed potato, marrowfat peas or possibly mushy peas and 2 fried eggs.
followed by hot sara lee pecan danish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Mexican.
I can't get enough of that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# High explosives. When I'm stuck in that cremation oven, I wanna take out eveyone with me
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Creative.
Homicidal, but creative.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
take as many of the fuckers out as you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# A big fat ass T-bone steak
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hehehhehe
for me it'd be wagyu beef, and banoffie pie for pudding.

nomnomnomn

(eating off shakiras culazo)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# They're both wrong
Clam Chowder
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# IT'S CHOWDA FRENCHIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *is not some clumsy, clouseau-esque waiter*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ragoût de palourdes?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# it would be several courses of the finest food known to the human race
... the still beating heart of a live cobra, caviare, saffron tea, luxury pie, cheese on toast, sticky toffee pudding, cognac, champers, spliffs, more champers, a selection of whisky, Newcastle brown ale, steak, lobster, scampi fries, halibut in lemon juice with passion fruit, fois gras, scallops, haggis... a glass of port ... the cheese cart... a rich fruit cake... and a wafer thin after dinner mint
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Bernard Black's luxury pie?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# indeed
it's his signature dish
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The food of kings!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# magical immortality meat
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# a unicorn shit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I was just thinking of asking for Unicorn liver. Then sit back, and bide your time.
Or a 'Toucan Burger' from the Toucan takeaway in Laganas*, that closed down about five years ago (sob - those were the tastiest post-piss-up foodstuffs in the world). They'd have to rebuild it, or develop a way to go back in time, or something.

*Yeah, okay, now I agree the place is a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# probably steak, chips and mushy peas
then rhubarb crumble with clotted cream
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 13 May 2009, 14:20, archived)