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# New shit
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Do you smoke, Paul?

SRSLY is it ok to sit down to piss I heard it makes your peeny go back inside your body.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# ....
Paul?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Now that's just unnecessary.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
# fucking love you
On similar lines the 12" of Beat Dis was the last thing on my MP3 player on the way to work this morning.
Today will be a good day.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
# It will be the
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# With all this swine flu malarky
you'd think these guys would make a comeback
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking of getting one like that
I already have the Vicks *sniff*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I love the smell of Vicks in the morning....
Smells like... a chesty cough
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Oooh I ahve to find that now
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I got the trots for youuuu
Poo poopoo poo poopoopoo doo doo
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# ah I love sit down wees
you get to read a magazine without the poo smell
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# yer doin it wrong.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
# DS on the loo for me
Ive played the whole of Gunstar Heroes over several poo sessions, marvelous
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ^ Rob?


EDIT: Ooo sorry... NINGALLS!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:38, archived)
# ha!
how very civilised! :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
# I thought it said 'new shirt' for a moment there
And I thought about what kind of person would want that on a t-shirt.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# I would pay for this!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# lift your head up high and blow your brains out
tadadadadada
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Haha
Mope's still my favourite though
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Hmmmmm nope, I like boom:
Yea I stole your beat but that's cause you dropped it
Crude as oil unrefined but slick
I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict
Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to
You're sweating like a watermelon at a Baptist bar-b-cue
Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking
I squeak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin'
Nose to ground so this Bloodhound will sniff and follow it
I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it
Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you
Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna to hear you
Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya
Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Or this one
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Yeah, that's great too
:)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# After seeing the shit that River Island and Burtons sell
I'd say there's a market for ANY t-shirt design
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahahaah
luxury!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
# will there be a spin off product for us girlies?
nicely drawn pic BTW :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I've seent his in real-life
classy!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# have you seen the queues to the ladies??????
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# we already do that
I want a product that enables me to spray piss liberally on walls and floors please
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:55, archived)