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# BIG FAT GLOWING COCK
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Silly ToastCreation,
cock is not fire-poker.

:D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# speak for yourself
I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE?!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yes love
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# *dowses*


is completely aware of the wrong use of the word
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Did you just piss on me?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I think he poured petrol on you
...
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# harrumff!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# it's raining hard here
perhaps I could use his impressive member as a brolly of some sort... I lift mine at home (brolly, not impressive member)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Cor, lummy.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Laser Cock :)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# the remake of knight rider isn't as good as i'd hoped, whooom, whooom.
woopic :)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You don't say


;)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# actually i didn't hate it as much as i was expecting
but it was a bunch of tosh even so.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I saw the preview bits on their site, it looks bloody awful
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I forgot about it
and the caught the bit with the Hoff at the funeral.
But since I had no idea what was going on, I turned it off
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# i think that was when
they finally laid his career to rest
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
I'd love to take a look at what goes on in that wrong head of yours :D

edit: I just realised I am
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I bet most of his ideas are born in the shower.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# it's mainly animations of you, dropping your pance, giggling, running along, falling over, pulling your pants back up, standing up
and then repeating the whole process
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I hate to break it to you, but that's not in your head
I visit you every night - I thought you realised that I was a real person!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# that explains an awful lot
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# By the way, I would love to see this, naked Sackboy style :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# If I had the time I would
but I'll keep it in mind :)

I've got an old animation of me doing similar somewhere (but without the pance/nekkidness)

*goes to see if he can find it*
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# haha really? :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# that took some finding....
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Oh my, that is fucking lovely :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ta, it's about 10 years old, back when I was trying to get in to games
It was part of my showreel front page (bottom part, hence the bits of gold stuff at the top) which had other animations on it, forget what they did now

I got out of games 4 years ago now :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# you'd think he'd learn
:D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yer bastard. Office lol!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Did I paint enough of a picture for him to be doing laps of your head now too?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It's even clearer now that I've re-read it & noticed the giggling!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I'm always in Geoff's mind, dropping my pants and giggling
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Be a dear and do the dusting while you're in there
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Blimey, look at the muck in 'ere
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# OH YES!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Goodness!
Well titled, sir.

:D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ooh shiny
hey you know how Google Street View cameras are quite tall.

Shame this driver of of one didn't.....

maps.google.com/maps?cbp=12,175.75237417767164,,0,9.058441558441539&cbll=40.450223,-80.009032&layer=c&ie=UTF8&t=h&panoid=VsY0kJkFUu2y4jf9U0TL2w&ll=40.450131,-80.008997&spn=0,359.983478&z=17

Drive yourself down Merchant Street
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Excellent!
*chuckles at Google's foolishness*
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# and they think they will take over the world!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Sadly, they probably will anyway...
ineptitude does not seem to preclude that ability.
*cough* microsoft *cough*
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# 2030
Britian renamed to Googlestan 12
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# when do we get renamed to Britian?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# damn
erm, 2008, didn't you get the memo?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# sorry to spoil your fun
but thats the view of the camera panning and moving down on it's hydraulic thingy :)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Spoilsport >:[
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# shush
you're spoiling it for the rest of us
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# nah - it got whacked!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Oh, darnit...
Deny us our schadenfreude, would you?

;-)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Is that like a strudel?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# very similar.
According to this very cheap translation dictionary.

;)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# My hovercraft if full of eels
My hovercraft...
...is full of eels.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# :D
Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# second left after Tonypandy butt.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# you filthy sod
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# awesome
kudos to google to leave it in. :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Pfft!
Idiot :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Silly sod :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I want one of those
:-)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# not worth its own topic, nevertheless: Have a good weekend /board!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Do you mind if I ask what software you use for your anim?
They're always seamless.
For the panda one for example?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Magic and Trombones
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# New from Adobe!
*LOL*
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# :D hehehe
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ah - these rusty trombones that Geoff has been telling me about
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# He knows what he's talking about, that lad.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Actually you 'taught' me that one
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And you've never forgotten it ;D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Very expensive software
millions of dollars.

We could all have FPs if we had Happy Toast's computer programs.

It's unfair and he should be banned.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It would be cheaper to buy a Cray
and program your own software than buy the full version of CS4....
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# haha
I've no idea - the only version of Photochop I have is version 5 and I haven't used it yet. I use PSP 6 and Paint.net
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Luckily, work 'provided' access to the CS4 installers
ruddy fools...

I'm not forking out 2 grand on software!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Yay for PSP
I still use version 10, £20 on Amazon, superfast and all the tools I need (bar a decent dds import/export)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# do you think i could buy a cray 2 for an affordable amount nowadays?
i just want to work on something that looks like a tron prop.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I've got a VAX VRMS 6000 you can have if you want!
it's just a beige box though
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# not Bond villiany enough
it's the visual style i like of the Cray 2. i can't find any stats on how fast they were tho. i'd be interestted to know how fast a "super computer" was in those days.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# just put lots of neons on your pc
everyone will think it's like 1980's space age technology
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Plus you wouldn't have the silly menus made in flash on every program
That is the only thing stopping me upgrading from CS3 to CS4
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Yes indeed,
they are very irritating.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# panda was paint shop pro
drawing on the frames from the original animated gif
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Great, thanks.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# now there's a surprise quake villain
:D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# haha it looks like it's going to set everything on fire
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# all swollen...
...and nowhere to put it!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)