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# 'ningles all. I shall sit here in the corner and selfspangulate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fucker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# The bad news is after I thought of that while watching Time Team each time dating is mentioned I think of that.
Hopefully I've spoilt it for everyone else now. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I never watch it.
Also: ChavLols...

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2435283.ece

"Five more boys in Eastbourne, East Sussex, also said that they had slept with the schoolgirl."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This is odd, as they revealed he wasn't the father months ago (at least 6 weeks or so to be fair)
yet today, it's all over the news
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I must have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it appears half the press did too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I am loving the way the sun is suggesting DNA stands for
Dads not Alfie. We have spent billions of pounds and many years of scientific research to work out that the dads not alfie
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Boffins have bashed their egg-heads against the walls of science for that technical know-how mumbo-jumbo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I must admit feeling for the young lassie in all of this...
First outed for underage sexytimes in the national media, then only to be revealed to be the local "leisure centre" too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I bet she doesn't play Monopoly with the family at Christmas...
the 'Community Chest' cards must be hard to pick up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I read that
as "fisted underage sexytimes"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
"Chris, 44, said Chantelle seduced his son while he was drunk ā€” and told how Tyler WEPT when he realised he could have fathered the tot. "

This needs to be made into a film or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I think the reason (or excuse) is the paternity test results?
In any case, I still don't care very much, thanks Mr News.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Today is the day of the media ban
being lifted , so now the media is legally entitled to say that he isn't the father
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ah, this explains it then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# The judge decided
since everyone in the area knew the details, there was no point in suppressing it in the media anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah I read that on a more reputable site:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I felt the BBC report didn't contain enough juicy details :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Yeah, fucking BBC
and their lack of sensationalism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Outraged ... Ed Balls
That caption made me do a LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# He does look a bit peeved
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# he doesnt look outraged
more with a cheeky smirk, which fits with the rest of the populations attitude to this story
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha yes!
ANGRY BALLS!

BALLS ANGRY

Visibly REDDENED BALLS ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Not me,
I have never watched it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You're missing out:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Not really.
If I wanna see baldrick in a trench, I'll watch Blackadder Goes Forth.

If I want to see old things, I will go to a Rolling Stones concert.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ah but how do you know if you've never seen it?
You're missing flint knapping mad Cornish men for starters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Sounds amazing ;)
I think they did one round teh corner from me once, not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Oh FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# as long as you wipe it up afterwards
have a small woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ha ha har... Even as an archaeologist
I say you can't beat a good Time team jape :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# haha
this makes archaeology look exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Piffle
Archaeology is always Exciting...
Look it's got flames and everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# it's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hahaha
What would Time Team be without the discovery of a small series of walls?

I also think that when doing a TT posts you have to came fun of Phil's accent:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# .
What would Time Team British Archaeology be without the discovery of a small series of walls?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Deficient in sausages!
ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# "Rimshots"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *clenches buttocks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Damn! foiled again
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Foil and a fist? Why didn' you say so!
I should have left the typo in what said 'foil and a fish'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# a very poor attempt at farming?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *Launches a full salvo of Intercontinental Spanging Missles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
early romantics antics:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha!
oooaar.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bad Ghosty! In your bed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I am.
I'm having a day off. May just decide to take tomorrow off too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Take the rest of the week off.
That's what I'd do.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# This is my seconds day in two months!
A week would send me loopy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:01, archived)