
Not enough of him laying on the floor or shagging the units
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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You can understand why the cats buggered off though.:P
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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a step down from being a human in almost every situation...
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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It is probably playing chess with the Grim Reaper right now
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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every time it moves a piece...
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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So he can mop up the board
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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When a man zebra and a lady zebra love each other very much, they email a stork. The stork acts as an antenna and sends a signal to Ikea. When Ikea gets this signal it posts a sofa to the zebras via a predetermined delivery service.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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but only to tell them it forgot what it was that they wanted...
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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That would be shoving your hand up its arse, grabbing its beak and tugging it inside out. :P
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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break⋅fast
/brkfst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [brek-fuhst] Show IPA
–noun
1. the first meal of the day; morning meal: A hearty breakfast was served at 7 a.m.
2. the food eaten at the first meal of the day: a breakfast of bacon and eggs.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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/brkfst/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [brek-fuhst] Show IPA
–noun
1. the first meal of the day; morning meal: A hearty breakfast was served at 7 a.m.
2. the food eaten at the first meal of the day: a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

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I didn't fancy mouse crap in my burger
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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I wish I could meet all you funsters, but alas, the swim's too far from Australia.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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OK, that's it, I'm saving up for a trip to Old Blighty. Save me half a kipper, or whatever the heck you Brits have for breakfast. And don't forget the Vegemite.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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But will do in a pinch.
Crumpets with golden syrup, or porridge (oats, water, pinch salt) with a sprinkle of brown sugar and a belt of creamy fresh milk, mmmmm that's the go for breakfast in winter.
OK, how many lurking B3TANs are in Australia, specifically the eastern seaboard from Cairns to say, Melbourne? I know keb/-\b will be in it, plus a few other Aussies here.... should we do a bash?
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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Crumpets with golden syrup, or porridge (oats, water, pinch salt) with a sprinkle of brown sugar and a belt of creamy fresh milk, mmmmm that's the go for breakfast in winter.
OK, how many lurking B3TANs are in Australia, specifically the eastern seaboard from Cairns to say, Melbourne? I know keb/-\b will be in it, plus a few other Aussies here.... should we do a bash?

(It was all grey before I did this; afterwards it's fixed).
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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