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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NICK GRIFFIN


Show us the world through Nick Griffin's eye: just what is the one-eyed Nazi simpleton really scared of?

Challenge suggested by Griffy Savalas and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# One in three entries'll be nicked by the red tops, everyone tag like it ain't no thing.
Nice choice, Fraser.*

*not sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Good point
Nice one, Fraser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Think I'll go make a cup of tea
Nice one, Fraser.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I've got the day off. I'm going to go out for drinks and watch Syriana.
Nice one, Fraser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Can I have one?
I only want it if it's square, though, I've already got a round drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Don't think I have any square
mugs. Or are you talking about the shape of the teabag?

Unfortunately, I've also only got those damn new fangled "Pyramid" bags.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# The mug, I've got round coffee.
I care not about the shape of the bag. I use Yorkshire tea and they're square. If PG Tips tea wasn't so shite it'd be fine with a square bag. That pyramid bag is the tea equivalent of a head dobber or a steering wheel mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Red tops?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Tabloids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ahhh
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I thought you meant the security guys from Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# No, I'd have said yellow, then
TNG loving girl that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha oh God!

Please insert reposts below.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# IT BEGINS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# This is a bit early innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :(
I don't want to see him all week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Well you shouldn't really, because people are supposed to be shopping what he sees
so he shouldn't appear in any of the images, unless he's looking in a mirror.

As long as people read the compo rules then we'll be OK....


OH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# exactly
I predict 96% feature his face
64% hitler shopping or nazi uniforms
34% egg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# that sounds about right.
time to think about an ALT-COMPO?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# THE ADVENTURES OF BORIS JOHNSON
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahah! ok, now that would be funnier, but there would be a lot of peas....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Reminds me of this:
b3ta.com/board/8451392
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I think 107% will feature nazi uniforms
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Only egg whites tho..
not a fan of the yoke
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Yoke?
www.woodsurgeon.com/images/implements/poplar%20yoke.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# DAM my lysdexia!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_yolk

see first line :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ...
Decent, hard working indigenous whites. None of this forrin yellow malarkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# does anyone think
we should have a challenge at some point that has really long, complicated, specific rules that must be followed to the letter? We'd get, like, 2 entries that fit.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Photoshop this kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# LIES!
There is no kitten!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# alright then. This one
b3ta.com/challenge/kitten/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# That compo is 8 years old.
Tis a pretty safe bet that, if the kitty isn't dead, it probably isn't a kitten any longer. Therefore I feel that I cannot 'shop it out of respect for it's childhood dignity.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# so we need to be extra nazi ourselves during this compo
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# First shatner now this
Two faces i fucking hate
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Try and combine the two
it'd be interesting. Also, Id love to see Nick spouting racist shit to the Klingons.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Oh well done Fraser
Because everyone wants to see that racist cunt all week
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I can think of few people more deserving for a shopped insult orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not saying that he's not deserving
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# indeed...voted for by us my fucking arse, who voted?

nothing to do with getting b3ta's traffic up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Well done everyone
This is probably the most voted-for challenge ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I think cr3 needs to add a vote counter to each Image Challenge suggestion
or perhaps a "most Popular" sorter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ^this^ HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ^that^ HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# YES.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yes, maybe then it'll stop him talking pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post445775
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# stop talking pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha!
*hides for a week*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# So that's how they got 2 seats in the european elections
people thought they were voting for the b3ta image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# 90% of this will be Griffin as hitler, or some such, rather than the world through his eyes....
If it does turn out like that I think I'll take a sabatical until next wednesday... I can't be looking at his face for 7 days...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I figure there will be a few
if him walking in to lamp post due his depth perception issues LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Griffin as Hitler? Never!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thats the problem with challenges
People dont read the brief they just read the headline and go RIGHT, PHOTOSHOP GRIFFIN IT IS!

If people actually take the time to do a pic based on the world through Griffin's eye then t would actually be a decent challenge, but the same is true with every challenge ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# He is
just misunderstood a cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Griffy you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# meh
I didn't vote for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah! office lols you sod
I still blame you though...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
I shall mostly be keeping a low profile for the next 7 days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
I can't wait til their lawyers get in touch with you!

EDIT: What a wonderful challange, well I say challange...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# THIS so hard
I bet this gets pulled within a day
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# we can only hope
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# The BNP are always whining about free speech though
They should be OK with it. It's not like they're Muslims or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# you say challange
I say challinge
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# cabbinge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# brolloli
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# the perfect solution for keeping your peas dry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
Hurrah!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Guess I ought to find out who he is first?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)