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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Is this a new Guineess
ad?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# ha haha
it's great - I wish it was.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:41, archived)
# pep - question...
the b3ta clock seems to have shoved a few days into the standard british year...
according to my profile i am 1 year and 1 or 2 days old but i spazzed back and found my first post dated 28th March...? how's that work then?
(: incidentally you were my first reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)
# hmm
maybe you signed up a while before your first post? Alot of people do - so that would mean you are the right age, really. Also, the server doesn't take leap years into account - which might have something to do with it.


maybe?
Hell i dunno I'm guessing !
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)
# seems logical...
okay well i'm still going with my original idea...
i will be 1 on the 28th not when my profile said i was 1
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# sounds good to me.
happy birthday for then. (just incase i forget).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)
# you registered
a couple days before you posted then,
Also the time on the spazz is one hour behind what the time really was (ignoring natural b3tan time drift) so if you see a post at 17:00 it was posted at 18:00 really.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)
# This probably goes back to when the clocks changed last
when they go forward/backwards again for daylight saving the board should either fix itself or go 2 hours off kilter for the maessages from last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# also, apparently
sql server by default uses a 360 day year...something to do with US financial thingumy-bobs
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.......twats!
(the people who designed such crap 360dayness - not Americans in general)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I'm
loving it loving it loving it

[edit: the more I watch it, the more I love it]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# OMG
You are mental.



Very wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Aka
Twinkle Toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# AKA
Peachy?




Been back to last Friday lately ?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Why would I do that?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# You're nuttier than a Topic
Nutter

:)

*Hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Hmmm
and things that make you go..
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)
# ;)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)
# *stares*
.
.
.
.
*runs away crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# eep
That's dark.

dark dark dark.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# *plinkety-plink*
that's one helluva mental elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:39, archived)
# blimey!
madness..

on a pedantic note - aren't the keys made out of tusk?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)
# urm
well people have been known to "tickle the ivories"

but don't forget that in this gif, the stool has human feet
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Arn't tusks
teeth?

bet you will tell me they are hair, or something now...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:43, archived)
# um...
have you heard of elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# big grey things...
big, mobile noses,
not keen on mice,
big memory,
big feet,
Very impressive penises,
big teeth things?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I was thinking the Elephant was playing his own piano made out of human teeth and skin and feet for the stool.
A turn of the tables.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:45, archived)
# the story was inspired by
thinking how an elephant would react to finding out that its tusks are made into piano keys...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# it might be worth a visit
to London Zoo to tell them and see what really happens.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# brilliant
just fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# i feel hypnotised..
must...tear...eyes...away...from....metronome...
;)

btw, bit of a TJ, but was trying to translate some acronyms, and found this.
ILSHIBAMF=I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:44, archived)
# awesome
, I love a story
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)
# joy

inexplicable joy.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)
# crazy
crazy crazy
(christophaloph, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Mental
..and yet so very very woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Woo
that's great!
and mesmerising..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)