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# INVENT A ROBOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# INVENT A CATBOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Special features:
Sick in your hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
#
Serve the public trust
Protect the innocent
Piss on the curtains
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# CATBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Cutebot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Just get some cats
You'll never need puke again, you'll have more than you can possibly know what to do with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Posh puked up in his dinner plate the other day
 
Big fucking hairball too, I guess he was finishing the leftovers and then he was all like HUNNGHHK HUUUNNNRRRGGHHK HERE IT COMES, TOO LATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Intense
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# SHIT IT OUT YOUR EXHAUST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# What a very rusty poop. Poop oxidation is a sign of misuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# All the humans died and he kept pooping for a thousand years
it is a wonder he can still poop at all.

He is a monument to all human civilisation; he is all that remains.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# IN THE FUTURE...
EVERYTHING WILL BE COVERED IN ROBOT POOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# SHITBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Wait, why is the arrow pointing to the word puke and not the puke?
And why does the arrow lead from the actual puke?

Are you trying to imply that puke is the word puke?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# That's where puke comes from. It's a directional arrow to demonstrate from where the majority of vomit will be blasted.
Sassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# MAN WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SPEAK ON YOUR BEHALF ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Gronkpan you know the score.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# 4:7
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# In that case puke should be written ALONG the arrow.
FUCK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Jeru, seriously. I swear, man. One day... seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Literally?
Yeah, like...fuck
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Jeru do you seriously have no idea how arrows work
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I HAVE MANY IDEAS HOW ARROWS WORK.
However if you want to both label and imply direction with an arrow, then the text would have to run parallel to the direction of the arrow.

This is the Second law of arrows.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# You spelt 'arrahs' wrong.
Mayte.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Facken gorden, mayte, I'm 'avin' a fackin' kip.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Fucking hell man the arrows control themselves, external forces like YOU have no bearing on them.
Also Ttssattsr says: Hi Jeru
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# The arrows show the direction of the puke production
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# OH YEEEEAHH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# BUMPOD ROBOT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)
# bumpod radio: 666.666fm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# THESE ARE THE SOUNDS OF THE AIRWAVES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# BUMBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# daaaaaaaaayum.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# !!! So good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# SPURTBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# ok
what
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Or how about a Blender version...

Not as yummy, as I still need more practice with Blender materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# do a 'tub bot'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Too many parts might be needed to get the laying back effect.
But I'll give it a try...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# ROTATE IT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
# As you asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:13, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT 3D SOFTWARE WAS FUCKING MADE FOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
fantastic
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# SOOO GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:22, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
this is great

put it on shirts and make a fucking mint
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:03, archived)
# CHUCKBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# PROBEBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# My parents never used to let me play that machine when I was a kid
I had to make do with Street Fighter II
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Best robot ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I coloured this in for someone, but I cant remember who


cfb

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Hello all
I'm in Ayer's Rock airport . . . and I don't even have a hat!

x
EDIT: HAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Yay!
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# You swinging by Sydney at any point?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR DINGO REPELLANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# I miss you
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Mad night.
One of our cats, Desi, is really sick, our vet was due here at 9:00pm. Just before 9 a thunderstorm began, then a couple of minutes later the power went out, just in our court. Then the vet turned up and we sat there discussing what to do by candlelight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
# SO ROMANTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# That was part of what was so strange.
It made for a kind of odd feeling of intimacy which could have felt really out of place, but it was actually good, kind of soothing and humanizing.
It's got me thinking about some of the less obvious effects that houselights have on our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I find living in near-permanent darkness a stabilising factor in my life.
How's the mog now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
# I PRESCRIBE: MAMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# I don't like those movies.
Too violent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Seriously, this thread has made me laugh for a month.
I fucking love gayshift.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# ^^ this
good thread to wake up to
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)
# ^ this!
and by extension ^ that!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)