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# My friend Leah wanted me to draw her...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# draw her what? the suspense is killing me!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# A TURKEY!
:O
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Well I wasn't expecting that
I thought Leah hated Turkeys, she lied to me!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# What did you ask her to do with a turkey?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I had a van load that I had rescued from Sarah Palin's slaughter farm
but she wouldn't take them off me.

So I sold them to a funny old guy in a white suit with a weird little bow tie thing
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Bernard Matthews?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Bruce Forsyth?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# That midget off Fantasy Island?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Tattoo!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# That's what I said.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ...curtains
...a bath
...up a legal document
...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Nice lines. She looks a bit like she's listening to music on headphones :)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Hahahah
she does a bit :]
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# She's a bit wavey
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Yepppp
:]
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# She's got a big ol' chin
Cool, though.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks :D
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Very nice! :)
My friend Lumpur posed for me today:


Click for bigger (177 kb)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ughhh!
Not. Fair.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# He looks sinister!!



(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# He does have that look of plotting my untimely demise..
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# All cats look like that sometimes.
That's probably because they are actually plotting your demise.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Oh hey, buddy.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Is he a Koala?
:D
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# My dog does that with his paws
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# He looks like he is sitting in judgement . . .
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Gorgeous as per
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Cor, frowny tiger.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I like your friends.
Can I stay over?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# some of them could pop round for tea
(the snow leopards are an afternoons walk from you)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Blimey
Howdy, if you live in Welwyn, Toasty's not wrong there! Terry's got eight Snow Leopards

Phone him and arrange to visit, the cat survival trust is simply a magical place
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# The guy in Tewin who released the panthers on Dartmoor?
Man, what a guy - that was a totally mad night!

---

Sorry, Jahled.
Just spent two & a half hours in traffic.

What I meant to say was:
"I'm aware of the Gentleman you mention & thank yourself & Mr Toast for reminding me of his existence. I'm at a loose end, tomorrow, and will probably take you up on your exceedingly good advice".

Cheers, lads!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Austere.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# and he dressed up as a tiger for you too
:)

Very nice photo
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I wish to hug this fine creature
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# SMUG.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# DRUG
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# There are no more words which rhyme.
THUG.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# PUG
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# HUG


(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Kitty.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# LUG
TUG
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# INNUENDO.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# THAT DON'T RHYME!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# DRAW BRIDGE.
FUNGUS.
DOOFUS.
HANNOVER.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# He's both off the hook AND off the charts.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Charts and hooks cannot stop me. Only graphs have the power to weaken my onslaught.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *throws graphs at you*
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Oh no wait! Graphs arouse me. It's moths that I hate.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# someone call?
oh... *falls back to sleep*
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# She looks like she is enjoying posing for her drawing . . .
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# She was right
Give your stepdad a hug from me
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Seriously you guys are proper love birds.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I'm all over him like shit on a blaket
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# And a high five from me because fuck yeah.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Ummkay
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# A manly, firm handshake from me.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# He says you've got a weak handshake
and you're a pouf.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Aw, I'm gonna sulk.
Maybe write a poem.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# He's dead on.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# You said you liked my tender touch
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I said I could barely feel you touching me.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Write " :( " on some paper from me
I dont know if he'd be able to read it tho
:(
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# have you seem
www.yourscenesucks.com/

i dont know if its old or what
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Yeahh
I love that site :]
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Thanks
:]
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hello leah
you have big ear lobes :P
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Is your friend Leah friendly?
Or is that your friend Leia?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)