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# Contemplation for excrementation....


I made a poster to be placed in your toilet for 'contemplation for excrementation'. CFB

If you are so inclined you can Buy it here! Please mind the SPAM

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ideal for student flats
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Excellent!
I hardly dare say it: 35 what is the length of the line the average pencil will draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I believe that to be miles.....
I am sure Rory McGrath said it once on QI or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# oh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Sorry!
Still - it was worse for Samuel Johnson if you believe Blackadder.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fixed it, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# How could Blackadder be wrong?
It was a documentary right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# T'other
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# T'ether
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# have you vanished into t'ether?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Bang!
And the Enzyme is gone...

EDIT: 'Noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I actually, for the first time ever,
heard someone use the phrase "T'Interweb" in all seriousness the other day. You northerners are funny :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Not a real northerner.
For a real northerner, it'd be the t'interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Actually,
for a real northerer, the internet is a distraction from the serious business of eating mushy peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# For real northerners,
real life is a distraction from Whippet racing, Pigeon racing and Flat Cap buying....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Did you taste wasps, beetles and worms yourself?
Edit: eeeeeeeeeewww! people flush the toilet while sitting on it? Who does that? And do they have special toilets?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The length of time it takes to refill as well,
must be a lot of shitty toilet paper filled loos in the States.

Fucking americans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# arf......omg you sure do spend some time in there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahah, that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fantastic fella!
But as I must ask, if your colon is so clever, how comes people still shit themselves?

EDIT: Also added you to my watchlist on redbubble, love your A Team tee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# thank you.
I'm off to hunt through your stuff now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# No worries!
As soon as I have money, I shall buy one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# This ^
Sometimes you can't tell the difference at all, and you have to ease it out a bit until you can tell if it's safe or not.

Unless my bum hairs are just damaged or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Well I can categorically state that I have as many
hairs on my botty bum as possible, and I still sometimes nearly shit myself....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Thank you for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You're welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# top design
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *prints*
*poos*
*reads*
*poos a bit more*
*wipes*
*GETS UP and flushes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Very good!
Nice design and a good read. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# nice one!
I like the style - it reminds me of theunusualtimes.net/ (Mind the SPAM also!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That breathalyser test is immense!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ15XfQGcHs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# COR that's excellent!
EDIT/ Oooh, what you doing friday? fancy coming to my gig at Longs Bar?

No I wouldnt either :)

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yo
Longs Bar - fuck I haven't been there in 10 years!

cheers mate but I'm going away this weekend - honest!

Have a good one though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'll put you down as a maybe then? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# very VERY Good. love the font. love the layout.
incidentally, while we're on the subject of toilet humour...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahah
ew ew ew

hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Never did I think it possible to be laughing whilst vomming :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# best marketing idea evar!
* copies into powerpoint and suggests*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# DEFIANT
Took me ages, that did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# also, typo alert: "Begining" should be "Beginning"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Fixed, thank you for the heads up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "embarrassing"
has a double "s"
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)