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[challenge entry] 'This special delivery for Mrs Goggins just won't fit in her box Jess!'

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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oh dear god
This compo is destroying my innocence.

What? I still had some!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it was in the biscuit jar in the cupboard next to the oven
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# And YOU ate it!
I bet you did, it had a post-it on it marked 'not for Freebses'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *wipes crumbs from tshirt*



:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I KNEW it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] There's nothing innocent about children's tv
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Oh dear lord
And also, happy birthday :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Fwappity fwap!


(trying on suit now ,sir)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# i see your blue peter and...
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/konnie_huq_medium-copy.jpg
nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *monocles*
oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# darn tooting
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh My!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# what ho chap.
i'll spare the /board the others in the series
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I LuuvV YooOOooo, You Luv meee!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# but I'm not
in love with you
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# TIC-TAC SPUNK!!
Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I was watching Rainbow last night
There was literally NOTHING on and I ended up in the kids section of the EPG.

It was quite good, they were looking for their miserable ginger cat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# O_o
the compo is sailing pretty close to the wind - I've adblocked more images today than in the last two months I think.

It has given rise to some good stuff though. And we'd never know about this lot if not for the compo... www.b3ta.com/board/9721604
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Words can't express how much I didn't wish to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I was referring to the Delaware lot rather than the actual meaning of the term...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# There have been some very clever entries*
But most are just outright boosts of EyeBleach sales. I've also learned a LOT about pron in the last few hours, and I thought I was pretty -er- open. MINDED! Open minded!

*Pun 100% absolutely intended, no apology from me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yep. Definitely clearing the cache* after today
*double entendre 100% intended
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Should have gone to Sex Savers!
(JakeyD, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Inappropriate kids tv programmes FTW!
nice!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# w?
nicely

")
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)