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[challenge entry] Hooooooooly Matron, Batman!

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# heheheh
oh, sorry...

yakyakyakyakyak
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahah
Dawkins & Hawking would be a good British Superhero double-act. If only I had enough
• skills
• time
• effort
• motivation
• attention span

ooh look - shiny...

in other news - I like the new list tags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I LOVE this
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# haha
glad to see you smiling. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# urgh..shit score, I had it on for 2-2
we were piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I think it was one of those days where it was a being-shit competition, and celtic just sneaked it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# you could have easily finished us off...dreadful
at least the wee japanese chappy ZZ looks promising
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Told ya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ^ true fax :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Who were you playing?
Did he play the whole match?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# he did
and he's even got the celtic-way-diving-as-soon-as-you're-near-the-box skills perfected and he's only just arrived. I predict big things for him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# he made his debut against rangers and got subbed round about 70 minutes
played well for his first game..


they'll moan that he dived, but it's his skill that confuses them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ha!
I would like to state for the record that he never once dived for Charlton. That is purely a Scottish cheating thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yes, he does look good.
but we're talking relative terms. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I was saying to Prodge a couple of weeks back when he signed,
Celtic have got a decent player, who is terribly loyal. When we got relegated to the Championship, despite him only being on loan with us and there being a fair bit of Premiership interest in him, he said he owed it to Charlton to sign a contract with us and he played his socks off when he was fit for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# meanwhile
Super ICT have managed to get to the final of the Alba Cup
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Pfft!
I fear you may be in a similar boat to me. I was excited that Charlton made it to the quarter finals, of the LDV Vans Trophy (South).

Also, best headline ever!

Super Cally Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# John Barnes
most humourously dreadful manager in the history of football.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Aye,
been sacked from Tranmere this morning too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha
didn't realise that. just heard him on the radio giving it all positive mental attitude. surely he won't try to ruin any other club's hopes?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# TalkSport?
He will still keep trying. He should go in as an assistant somewhere to learn his trade. I was listening to an interview with him when he got the Tranmere job and they asked why he took the Celtic job when he had no experience at all. He was very honest and said that although he was never likely to succeed, you don't turn down an offer from a club like Celtic. One must respect his honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# of course
I like the man and obviously what he was as a player, but he is clearly an awful manager.

and yep, I have talksport on all the time in germany as I can't be arsed with german radio. I only like it for the football chat though, some of the hosts and discussions they have on that station are beyond retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Aye,
Mike Parry often annoys me greatly, but sometimes I find him hilarious. Hawksbee and Jacobs make me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# yeh, mostly Parry that pisses me off and I usually don't listen to him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# did he say you've got to hold and give but do it at the right time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I like the idea that he gives his team-talks in rap format.

Or that the team talk is simply the rap from World in Motion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# "it's like giving the YTS the key to the bosses Porche"
quote by my mate when John Barnes got the celtic job
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# it was one of the odder appointments in the history of football.
it could have been worse. I think they spoke to Lou Macari about coming back around that time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# yer
how the semi-mighty are fallen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Brilliant too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Isn't James Bond British already?
And the films made by a British Company?
And all the actors to ever play Bond, British too?
Nice Shopping though :)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Genius!
Clickety-click
(zebby wasting irony here on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# carry on up the batcave
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# "I wouldn't mind entering her batcave"
Etc.

Yes. Yes I can see how this would work. They need to be exhumed and the film made.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# They did it with Bob Monkhouse
It can be done. It should be done. It SHALL be done!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Good God that's ACE!!
Have a *click* sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ooohh, very nice
Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ha
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# large ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# This wins
on so many levels that it outshines my current knowledge of levels
"Click ftw"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# This is superb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)