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# I'm H A P P Y


The skull in the smoke was done by following a tut over at psd.tutsplus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# company's what?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^ all of this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# It's...
...the silent 'evil'.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Its the company's cigarette's
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Its evil stuff made from cherries, apricots, apples, and bitter almonds.
It's the bitter almonds that kill you. They are very very bitter about things.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# that apostrophe in COMPANY'S
put it in SMOKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I love how the government keeps telling us fags are bad for us
Is there really a single smoker in the world who still thinks fags contain Vitamin C?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# only the ones that marinade their fags in Tropicana
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# it's socially acceptable criticism of other people's choice.
I would like a series of ads reminding everyone that being a fat lazy cunt is hazardous to their health.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Change4life campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes, they exist
but consider the number of fat cunts in britain and the number of smokers and the coverage that the anti-smoking lobby gets in comparison with the anti-fat cunt lobby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# And it's socially acceptable to tell a smoker to fuck off
but not a fatty.

You say anything bad to a fatty and you'll be up in court on hate crime charges faster than you can light another fag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# if smokers are apparently so fucking stupid that they require public health warnings to inform them that fags are bad, then why not have a health warning on every foodstuff with more than a gram of fat in it?
"BEING FAT KILLS"
"IT'S NOT YOUR GENES, IT'S YOUR FAT, FATTY"
"PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, DON'T LET THEM GET OBESE"
"BEING FAT REDUCES YOUR CHANCES OF HAVING CHILDREN"
"SALAD SECTION IS OVER THERE, CHUNK"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# you''ll not be able to afford them anyway.
PLEASE SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN TO KEEP CHILDCARE VOUCHERS!
You can sign the Downing Street petition here:
petitions.number10.gov.uk/keepvouchers/
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Can you get second-hand fat?

Imagine if you could. Doesn't bear thinking about.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# We will have a very bad pensions crisis soon..
Being a fat lazy early death cunt is just being patriotic.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# These are incredibly bad for you
And will cost you £5.67 thanks very much k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# That's a nice smoke skull

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# and the moral of this story is "Never offer a Jew a cigarette; they'll smoke your whole packet,then keel over"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'd liked to have seen more of the skull
and less of the paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I just had a look as to why they put it in there. I found this -
A:What is hydrogen cyanide used for in cigarettes?

Q:
it's used to kill you just like all the other stuff in cigerattes, cyanide Is a very highly toxic gas and can kill you. this is the way the government controls the population, by slowly killing Americans with cigerattes, if your a smoker then your being killed by the government. please don't start smoking and understand the risks of smoking:


sleep well!
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# GO USA
don't smoke, buy guns (and ammo) instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# O HAI CATNIPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# sleep?
sleepy time is when the freemason jews come to steal your foreskin and use it to suffocate small animals and children.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# this is just an excuse
for when you wake up with a raw cock and find a dead child next to you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# it certainly helps keep my conscience clear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
conscience man-custard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# In the west we only grow large fat children.
They'll never beat the power of Ginsters!
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# smoking is bad mkay?
benzine is poysernis and thanks to cars and drivers we are all dying.

germs are make you sick and germs are in air and all the place and they can make you die, so thanks world, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# 'ave ya got a loit boy?
this image is best enjoyed when accompanied by a fag and a cuppa, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Smoking = BAD
Drinking next, people. You wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Stephen Gately was murdered..it all makes sense now!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# and he was GAY!
Dun dun DERRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Right I'm going out for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# nice
but what they said on the apostrophe. Passive apostropheing kills
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Killed by death
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# BAN DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Smokers dying early means there's more pension money for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# my 92 year old chain-smoking granddad thinks so too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# that reminded me of a
joke, but you probably all know it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# As Sir Humphrey pointed out,
smokers cost far less to the NHS than they would have cost in pension payments had they lived. By dying early they are national benefactors, voluntarily laying down their lives for their friends.

EDIT: Everyone else already said it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)