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# I loath that man and his complete lack of funniness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# this
he's about as funny as Omid Djalili.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# So he'll be getting his own show then
Maybe on BBC3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# he's iranian you know
if you don't find him funny you're a racist and a warmonger
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He was born in London
What a fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# warmonger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i'll mong all the fucking war i like

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# seconded!
The BBC seem to be specialising in finding the least funny people ever and telling everyone they are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Indeed this.
I'm thinking of applying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Russell howrd's show was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# No it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ooh internet opinions?
i didnt see it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Do you know,
I sat down to watch it on iPlayer the other day, really not expecting much at all. Too much of him does my nut in. BUt I actually rather enjoyed it. It was like an extended opening sequence of HIGNFY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The only bit I didn't like was the Mystery Guest bit
pointless... and some of the family Guy-style asides were a bit annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Aye,
that was stupid. Also, this whole non-sequitur thing that everyone does in comedy now just annoys me. Apart from Seth McFarlane, who has been doing it long enough to pull it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
Sadly his show is on BBC3 where they specialise in making things shit
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Like i said the other day
it's hard to believe that Monkey Dust started out on BBC3.

If that was made now, it would be on BBC4 at 2 in the morning with no promotion whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Monkey Dust ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# now tell me what really happened Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ivan dobsky
Was a classic
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I never done it!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haha
especially when he met the Canal Murderer

I ahnly said I dahn it, cos I dahn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I only said I done it
So that I could stop eating my own poo
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Really?
I wasn't digging it that much, maybe i just cuaght two bad episodes of it. I was suprised aswell as Richard herring is involved in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Its just a cross between Ponderland and TV burp
and not half as funny as either
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# But with the added benefit of not
having to watch Russel Brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Is it surprising?
They put people like Frankie Boyle on shows and they get complaints, then further complaints when the first complaints are found to be wrong. At least if they put shit comedians on TV they won't be riling up the fucktards who don't get the difference between jokes and being offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I find this post thoroughly offensive
where do I complian?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Then how do you explain Jimmy Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i saw jimmy carr on gray's inn road the other day
he even walks like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Apparently drives like one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The exception that proves the rule?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# His shows are all on Channel 4.
As a result, they don't get anywhere near as many complaints as BBC Shows that offend. This is due to mongfaced titminges like The Daily Mail who believe that the BBC should merely be News, Sport and Songs of Praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# NOTHING can explain Jimmy carr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# School of Comedy
is that some kind of sick joke?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I liked him
til he got his own show, and I realised he's only got 1 hour of material that he repeats everytime he's on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I actually got tickets for Live at the Apollo the other day
and decided not to go because they don't tell you who your are seeing! I honestly couldn't sit through 3 hours of Henry or McIntyre. So i didn't go.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It'll probably be Joan Rivers
she seems to be on it every other week (on dave, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# So litte Britian all over again then?
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# TOTALLY THIS^^^^^
See also The Mighty Boosh.

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah, but Boosh was always shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# negative
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I like it
The best thing they did was "The New Sound" in Series two. I'll allow criticism of everything else ;)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)