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# WARNING: FUNNIEST MAN EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# floppy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# or foppy cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# just
CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# but you can!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# maybe I can
but he CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I loath that man and his complete lack of funniness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# this
he's about as funny as Omid Djalili.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# So he'll be getting his own show then
Maybe on BBC3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# he's iranian you know
if you don't find him funny you're a racist and a warmonger
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He was born in London
What a fake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# warmonger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i'll mong all the fucking war i like

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# seconded!
The BBC seem to be specialising in finding the least funny people ever and telling everyone they are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Indeed this.
I'm thinking of applying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Russell howrd's show was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# No it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ooh internet opinions?
i didnt see it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Do you know,
I sat down to watch it on iPlayer the other day, really not expecting much at all. Too much of him does my nut in. BUt I actually rather enjoyed it. It was like an extended opening sequence of HIGNFY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The only bit I didn't like was the Mystery Guest bit
pointless... and some of the family Guy-style asides were a bit annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Aye,
that was stupid. Also, this whole non-sequitur thing that everyone does in comedy now just annoys me. Apart from Seth McFarlane, who has been doing it long enough to pull it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
Sadly his show is on BBC3 where they specialise in making things shit
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Like i said the other day
it's hard to believe that Monkey Dust started out on BBC3.

If that was made now, it would be on BBC4 at 2 in the morning with no promotion whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Monkey Dust ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# now tell me what really happened Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ivan dobsky
Was a classic
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I never done it!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haha
especially when he met the Canal Murderer

I ahnly said I dahn it, cos I dahn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I only said I done it
So that I could stop eating my own poo
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Really?
I wasn't digging it that much, maybe i just cuaght two bad episodes of it. I was suprised aswell as Richard herring is involved in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Its just a cross between Ponderland and TV burp
and not half as funny as either
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# But with the added benefit of not
having to watch Russel Brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Is it surprising?
They put people like Frankie Boyle on shows and they get complaints, then further complaints when the first complaints are found to be wrong. At least if they put shit comedians on TV they won't be riling up the fucktards who don't get the difference between jokes and being offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I find this post thoroughly offensive
where do I complian?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Then how do you explain Jimmy Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i saw jimmy carr on gray's inn road the other day
he even walks like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Apparently drives like one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The exception that proves the rule?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# His shows are all on Channel 4.
As a result, they don't get anywhere near as many complaints as BBC Shows that offend. This is due to mongfaced titminges like The Daily Mail who believe that the BBC should merely be News, Sport and Songs of Praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# NOTHING can explain Jimmy carr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# School of Comedy
is that some kind of sick joke?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I liked him
til he got his own show, and I realised he's only got 1 hour of material that he repeats everytime he's on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I actually got tickets for Live at the Apollo the other day
and decided not to go because they don't tell you who your are seeing! I honestly couldn't sit through 3 hours of Henry or McIntyre. So i didn't go.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It'll probably be Joan Rivers
she seems to be on it every other week (on dave, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# So litte Britian all over again then?
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# TOTALLY THIS^^^^^
See also The Mighty Boosh.

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yeah, but Boosh was always shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# negative
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I like it
The best thing they did was "The New Sound" in Series two. I'll allow criticism of everything else ;)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# He has a really annoying verbal tick/gimmick
where he raises his voice up to squeaky pitch at the end of a sentence. It's ok the first few times but I find myself hating him after about 20 minutes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmQufL5SX5w
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha I hadn't seen that
but it's about spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.
Gawl darnit, Amurka built the internet, I wanna see that video
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Legend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# MICHAEL
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# haha
yes that was ace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# His dad used to write for Kenny Everett or summint like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# someone should tell him it's the audience that's meant to laugh at the jokes,
and not the comedian
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Personally, I think he is funny
but he is extremely irritating as well.

I reserve my -what-a-cunt-hatred for Russell "The Cunt" Brand.

As least McIntyre knows how to dress himself

AND he apparently is going to make £10 million this year... can't be bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# This^^^^
At least he actually tells jokes that are amusing, rather than just trying to be weird for the sake of being weird á la Noel Fielding and the like.

£10 Million? Fucking hell! I had no idea comedians could make that much money! Well, apart from the "greats" like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oh, but Noel Fielding is ace, though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Meh.
I've seen his stand up a couple of times. It never made me laugh. It all just seemed to be being kooky for the sake of it. Oooh! Fluorescent Madagascan Ant Rocket! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Like him on Buzzcocks
hate Boosh though... I'm clearly too old
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# New series has been pretty good
It's less question driven and more 'see where it goes'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha this for me
I find him funny but can see why others are annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Totally agree
He makes me laugh while wanting to strangle him There's probably an internet porn site about that.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I quite like him
There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I find he fucking hillarious
There's somthing joyous about his stuff which is a rare thing. British stand up tends to fall into two categories these days.
Those who just stand there slagging people off and BIll Bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Bailey is my favourite surreal one. I used to like Eddie Izzard. Noel Fielding's stuff is never particularly clever and it annoys me that most girls I know like him mainly for his looks.
I like the grumpy ones who complain about everything including themselves. David Mitchel, Charlie Brooker, Stuart Lee particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# he isn't that bad tbh
but I can't stand the way he is advertised as the funniest man ever.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think Russell Howard is my fave atm
I'm a bit disappointed with the new show though but it's OK I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# after seeing him live I went off him.
Far too much material about his family and when he was 8 etc

same for Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle - extremely offensive jokes for cheap laughs. That's what I come to b3ta for, and that's free.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Dara Ó Briain is a genious though
as is Dylon Moran.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yes to Dara
and not seen Dylan Moran live yet though.

Unfortunately I have seen Ross Noble - what a tedious cunt he is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Matter of taste I suppose.
With Dylon put anything you've seen him in down as mediocre, no not him, his stand up is second to none!
I beleive one critic put him on par with Spike Millian.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# its the obviously scripted 'randomness' that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# This is it's not!
I've got most of his DVDs. They come in boxsets with a one camera shot of his other gigs for all the tour. 60% of the act is different each time.

Funnily enough Dara was orginally a gameshow host. You have to feel sorry for the bastard though. He looks midforties and he's only 37!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I think Griffy was talking about Ross Noble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# So was I
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ah ok.
At ease soldier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm going to throw in a vote for Dara o brian
Also Stewart Lee and richard herring!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# TV safe horse shite
and also these
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You sir, are correct
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Jim Jeffries could be the funniest man alive
Discuss!
(wallnut, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)