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its the B3ta bridge that must be crossed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

So many things could be said

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

just seems to have been a lot of trolls on here recently

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Who?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

you

and me
and anyone else without an icon
and redsushi

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

mainly redsushi

no names needed just scroll back until you see the post that looks like the biggest troll post

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Do I have to wear my hair like the troll in the picture?

I already have the ears for it

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

you've got to pick two of three of

green skin
big ears
blue sticky-up hair

i'm currently swinging the green skin and big ears look but i'm thinking of dying my hair blue next week and going for the full set

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

How did your Norway trip go, Trolly McTroll?

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

'twas cold and wet

I'd expected snow, which is why I was overjoyed to get rained on for two days. It was bloody cold, too. But on the plus side, it went really well -- as well as I could have dreamed. It'll be a month or so before I learn if I've got the job, but I know I'm definitely well in line for it, with only two or three others who might steal it from me. Nothing guaranteed but he liked me, liked and was interested in my work, and would be interested in me carrying it on with him in Oslo, and I can't ask for anything more than that.

So I'm quite hopeful about that. And despite the rain and the dark and the sheer expense of it all, Oslo seems like a decent town, too.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

That sounds fantastic. Let me know whether you get it.

I went to Oslo last year and loved it. Had to eat solely at 7-11s though. Expensive place.

Well done!

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

I was on expenses

so I should get most of the money I spent on food back. But probably not all of it, since they'll pitch the expenses at German prices, which are almost sane. Plus Oslo paid for my hotel and it was an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet, which saved me a fortune on lunches. :)

I'd say I've got about a 30-40% chance of getting the job and I'll be utterly delighted if I do. And even if I don't he wants to work with me on some of my stuff anyway -- and since he's got a 100+ core supercomputer with loads of cycles going free I can start throwing my ludicrously inefficient codes around and actually get results. So even if I don't get that job I'll be ahead. If I do I'll be spunking in my pants for a week. (Then I'll move to Oslo and see all the girls walking around and do the whole thing over again. They're big on black leggings and boots at the minute. It's a dream, I tells yer.)

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Ah yes, I remember that well. At one point there I went to a free death metal concert called "Faggotcore"

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Hahaha what?

Is that gay grindcore bands or something? I may enjoy Oslo even more than I thought...

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Haha I'm really not sure. It seemed like ordinary death metal on the (quite small) stage and, whilst I can't speak for everyone there, I can testify that at least a couple of the girls there were straight...

I think it might have been in connection with a gay rights march that was also going on in the city that day. Maybe.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

This sounds like fun

Especially if some of the girls are straight and all the men are gay.

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

:( *feels left out*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Insult me purely to get a reaction

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

The last two syllables of your name are easy to confuse with the suffix of a completely different word!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

OH SNAP

Now you're a troll too.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

FUCK OFF CUNT

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

don't blame me

www.b3ta.com/board/9783768

you've got an icon

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

'owzat?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Much better!

TROLL

*ignores*

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boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Not out, pitched outside leg.

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zoldergoose, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

hehehe

(herman:D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

haha

how did you make them stay so fluffy? I've tried to make fluffy things, but after cutting the texture out, making them look fluffy on the outside edges is always a problem, which turns out shit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Cut out with 3+ feather.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Or clone brush at around 50% tranparency.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

i have a brush that i just that's a bit fluffy

I use it at 75% opacity

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

That works too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

aha... i can see how that would work

cheers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

speckled smudge brush round the edges :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'll give that a try, it's lovely.

Whenever I've used smudge to try for that effect, it looks like a spikey mess made by a retard. I think patience may also be part of the answer.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

You have a stroke of woo for every eventuality don't you

You are sheer class mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

yea not class enough to get a fucking job though :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

www.bapla.org

Good for highly talented peeps, if you aim a bit lower to get your foot amongst the rungs, and apply for some of the more boring Mac operator/desktop editor jobs

People would simply gasp at any portfolio you could put under some media people's chins, you just need to learn to know where to show it :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

I love this

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McBadger COW, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)