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# Saw this magazine in WHSmiths...

But i was too scared to open it!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# nothing scary about canal boats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT THE BUM SNAKES?????????
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# you have worms
take a bob martin and see the vet tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# eat more fibre
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Do you know what's wrong with me doc?"

"I'm afraid it's serious, bum snakes."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# good news, you've had a baby
bad news is, it's blown your cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
°°
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Why don't you draw with your tablet? I think it's time you drew with your tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I do draw with my tablet, I just don't post the results here. In fact I rarely save the results.
However now I have a nominal break from reading about MONEY AN' TING I shall do more. Thank you for your encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Post results.
Extra points for cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# i believe
you saw this as "anal boa" because you secretly desire backdoor rampage with a python
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# you're going to set your pants on fire if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Well I'm sure he's only saying what everyone is thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# i'm not thinking about bumsnakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Are you sure...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# very
i'm thinking of eating the chocolate tree decorations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# heheh
maybe....maaaybeeee
*rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# snake sex could be fun
i mean, have you seen how fast their tongues move?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# There is a club in wolverhampton by a canal called 'Canal club'
I had brilliant drunken fun one new years eve covering up the 'C'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# something something Manchester something something Canal Street something something something.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Canal Lub?
I don't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# ...you dont?
Whats NOT to get? I mean, LUB for fooks ache!

LUB!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# There's a pub here in Bristol
called the bunch of grapes.

Many a time has the G been removed.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Stuck the mu?
But I don't want to stuck the mu :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Damnit!
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# So you're Mu again today, Mue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I can't think of worse people to be stuck to.
Me, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Fuck you all, I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That was supposed to be "I can think"
But I think I'll leave it as it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahah love it. Be honest..
did you set that up?

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# i may...
have adjusted the Boa, but Anal Boats still made me chuckle :)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I like "by Barge" at the bottom as well for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Dinner in the trenches?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# by barge!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I must say that the magazine stands in the UK (and lots of Euroland)
are much more interesting than the ones in the States! (and I am not talking about the ones on the "Plastic wrapped items" shelves.)

So many more special interest and hobby mags! Seems like nobody will take a chance stocking anything except the top 100 selling national magazines here...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)