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# Attention beer drinkers - don't get mad, get infographics-ing(aling)
Not funny. Just sad. And true.
Support your local beer heroes.

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(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# May I be the first to say,
What the fuck?

What is the point you are trying to make here?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# That one company produces insanely expensive beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# So expensive is better?
I'll stick with my 6 for a fiver Strongbow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yay Strongbow!
Of course, over here it's Posh...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# i don't care how posh it is or isn't
it tastes nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# It does
There is just a contingency of strange people who think wearing Burberry and drinking Strongbow is British Posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# these people are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Well.. yeah...
It's comical.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# just look at americans
quite a lot of them still think all brits are posh, live in the countryside and are quite effeminate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# aheeerrrr
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# To be fair,
it isn't "pikey" over here. Every pub sells it. But then again, Fosters is pretty shit and pikey....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# fosters is rancid pisswater
but, then again, i don't like beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# No, you're right.
And I do like beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# what is your opinion of magner's?
i quite like it, but it tends to upset my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I have no issue with Magners, but I would rather drink other things.
One thing I wouldn't, and won't do, is put ice in my Magners.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# as would i
other things that include red aftershock and aussie white
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I can't do white wine at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i wouldn't really call it white wine
it's brown, for a start
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I wouldn't think so
I can't explain it.

Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Don't worry, it isn't posh over here :D
But it is a lot more acceptable than drinking White Lightning or Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Everclear!
Mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# They do make some good TV commercials
keeping a lot of unknown actors busy - even if it is pretty shit.

but this VB ad is tops!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfv6djceGnY

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Was that Michael Clarke signing the miniature bat?
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# sorry, I don't know enough
cricket bat signers from Oz to be sure.

Interesting that the agency shows this as a Fosters VB ad - I thought they were not the same company!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 6:17, archived)
# I am RISsing as well
but whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I am also not of the understanding
of this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# The Portman Group presumably has spoken out against the penguin drink because it promotes irresponsible drinking
but doesn't speak out against Stella.

Stella has more alcohol for less money than the penguin drink but is produced by a manufacturer that is a member of the Portman Group (ABInBev).

Conspiracy or what?

I think that's the point that the original poster is trying to make. Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I think you are right Miss V,
but I think that is to miss the point. Not on your part, but on the original posters part.

Anyway, how's your lovely self? Have we lost you indefinitely to those evils on /theotherside? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I'm fine but I'm afraid you have lost me
I still lurk over on /board, but I'm a horrible meany at heart so I think I fit in better on /talk.

Although, being an incorrigible misanthrope I don't think I truly fit in anywhere.

How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ha ha ah! Sounds about right, you were always horrible ;)
I am grand ta. I miss the old days :(

Even Sir DtH is rarely around anymore :(

Still, b3ta will forever remain I guess :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# well that just makes me thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I have some cheap booze if you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Alcohol is for wimps, DRINK 100% FROG
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# FORG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Monkey Beer
I want to remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# MONKEY BEER ALSO HAS AIDS
But not much frog in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# monkey beer makes you forget.
and makes you a floozy if you of the female kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# i don't need monkey beer to flooze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# blimey i remember Monkey beer.
But do you remember the other products in the monkey range?



it's for us ladeez
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# they are magical drinks
they make knickers disappear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Drink Redsushi!
Where's Mr Horrible when you need him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Thank goodness for ayds.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)