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# number 3 in a incredibly dismal* series.



*and incredibly creased
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# umm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# bongo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha :D
Depression to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# a long tall glass of schadenfreude all round :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Yay.
Needs more poetry and listening to The Cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# i think that would be too much for barry.
He's not so good at expressions of feelings.

He does quite like spreadable cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Indeed, they say he positively oozes them.
Or negatively, I forget which.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I think Barry needs
Jeremy the Annoying Horse
in his life to help him cross his Dismality Threshold
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# If only there were a website for people who love horses.
If someone could post a link, just imagine how many young lives could be enhanced.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# yup
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# or...
http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# i figured a news article was slightly safer than an actual link.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That's really fucked up, man
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
man animal
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I think I'm fine with it if people are letting the animals fuck them rather than visa versa.
although they do prefer using the term 'makes love to'
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# The confusion of morality with disgust in the article is annoying.
"The question is whether immorality should be made illegal." Well, what does he think the rest of Norwegian laws are based on, expedience? (Of course not all immorality can be made illegal, but you'd hope that was the main consideration in such laws as exist.) The question is inherently wrong, and he's wrong about that being the question anyway. ...then again, maybe he means "immorality within the personal domain".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'm of the Millian opinion
that their should only be laws where harm to others has occured.

but this is still a particular grey area. Although i think as long as the animal aint getting penetrated.. job's a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Yay actual harm principle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :)
I think I may have to dig out on liberty and give it another read some point soon.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ....bloody hell O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# There's also the bloke in america.. I think he was from maryland.. where it was all legal
he went on jerry springer just after he married a horse.

EDIT: www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jx5b_jerry-springer-at-gatech-2-i-marrie_fun filmed off a tv in a lecture theatre though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# well... at least he's not going to have any viable offspring and is therefore out of the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I think he will have kids
they'll be the centaur of attention
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# more like this:
www.buzzybloggers.com/latest-news/1283/lamb-with-human-face-pictures/

edit: SPPPAAANNNGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# BAH?!
awesome.. I like the inference that if we have more vitamins during gestation we'd come out with the face of a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# well it would certainly explain some of the people you see on jeremy kyle type talkshows
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# arf
albeit a tad unicorny.

*boing boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I know a Norweigan girl
She looks like a Norse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
#
*SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# He's perfectly capable of smearing his own shit about the place.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Ah, but DOES he ?
Or does he just hide in his wardrobe all day ?
Jeremy would help him by either:
a)Smearing his shit for him, thus making Barry feel he had still achieved something, or:
b)Getting into his wardrobe and encouraging him to leave his woody confines and smear some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Aww poor Barry :(
I totally agree with him about the diary though. I always panicked when someone gave me a diary when I was a kid knowing I would only ever get through the first week (if lucky). Even later when I had to buy a diary for work appointments I had that frisson of dread on first opening it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# poor little bunny *hug*
my meh ness about diaries stems from the fact that I knew my mum picked the lock on my sister's.

good times.

EDIT:*hurridly adds an apostrophe*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I know that temptation too.
My three stepdaughters all kept diaries when they were little and the level of trust in our house was such that they never locked their doors when out and their stuff like all kids was all over the place.

I never nagged them about tidying their rooms but they knew I went in there to collect laundry & used crockery so I guess they felt safe in leaving their diaries wherever they dumped them.

I am proud to say I never opened any of them not even once but the willpower I had to exercise to achieve that surprises me to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# wahey :)
go team trust.

suprised that you had it.. or that it took that much?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Both, I guess!
I guess!I have a surprising lack of willpower and had anyone put this scenario to me as a "what if" I would have said my scruples would have gone immediately out the window at the temptation of reading an unattended repository of all things secret. Especially if the possibility of my being mentioned existed in any way.

I can be all smug and sanctimonous about it now though he he he.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I like you, arrangedletters.
Where are numbers one and two?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# In the toilet.
EDIT:

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I was feeling lazy today so couldn't be bothered to colour this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Aw!
Poor Barry needs a Freda
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)