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# a little sport relief

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# THIS IS NOT 6-NATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# needs more england expecting to win then being genuinely surprised when they don't
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I don't think that will be a problem this year
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)
# in other news
I just read the news about the pope going all drama queen about equality for gays.

it's fucking hilarious. one of the best news stories of the year so far.

OMG if gays get equality, we might be forced to employ gays and transsexuals in the catholic church instead of paedos and the clinically insane.

Linky for those who haven't seen this absolute gem yet:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8492597.stm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hi tertassterrrer
I'm glad you're back. You went away one day, but you came back. Can't remember when. I'm glad. Hallo. Glad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I have too much free time.
Hello, drbroon, hello how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# hi hello
I have lots of work I'm not doing, in order to be having some free time. It's like pretend free time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# It's fun to pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# If you pretend enough, they may reward you with an endless amount more free time! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Haha!
Entirely this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I would have thought this probably offers a fairly rich vein of hummus today...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1247706/Pope-condemns-Harriet-Harman-equality-drive-violation-natural-law.html

Edit Actually no it's just depressing this time. False alarm - my bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Later:
"POPE CANONIZES JAN MOIR FOR HER WORK AGAINST THE GAY DEVIL"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# JULIE MOULT IS THE POPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# fuck!
trying to choose between siding with Harmen or Il Papa is doing my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# up his bum!!

in other news KEEEEEEEEEANO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# There is only one Keano
...and it's not the one you're thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# excellent signing.
you might even win 2 games in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# haha >.<

yea..we still need you lot to monumentally cock up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# it's possible
we only have about 6-8 players worthy of getting a game for an SPL club
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# is it just me
or was robbie keane a boyhood liverpool fan the other year and now he's a boyhood celtic fan...

(prostheses, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# The two are very closely linked
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# everyone who signs for celtic has to be a boyhood fan. :)
Zheng Zhi, growing up in China, always tuned into Scotsport to see the highlights of his beloved celtic failing to win the league each year :D

His favourite Celtic player of all time is John Barnes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# :)
just a bit of fun.

Regi Blinker ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Good luck to him, I say
At least Pav might get the chance to show what he can do now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Just saw that. He's just jealous.
All those strapping, young swiss guardsmen walking around, and he's not allowed to covet them
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# He's most especially
not allowed to covet their ass
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Ha. "Holy Father! Are you concentrating?"
"Er...yes, yes my son. I was just checking that Swiss Guardsman's pantaloons for... er ... wear and tear. Do go on"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I suppose he's not allowed to wank onto their faces while singing All Things Bright And Beautiful and shitting into a paper cup on their laps either then?
It's political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, John Paul put a stop to that sort of thing
He was pretty square, even for a Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# silly pope

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# The popes not anti gay
So long as you're only fucking little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# If it's rape, it's not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# unless you give a reacharound
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# It's not gay if you beat the other guy up afterwards.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# it's not gay if you get everyone to keep it a secret for years
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# its not gay if it only happened this one time, in college, and you were, like, really really wasted
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# As a Welshman,
Ha ha!! ^this!!

At least we admit we're shit*.


*Have sheep to fuck.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)
# yeh, so are we, but we've known it for years*
*Have to get sheep drunk and fuck them
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Nice one.
Also - I think it is an affront to everything this forum holds dear, that your cat/mouse animation from yesterday was not FP'd.

Justice for Elvis I say!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I demand linkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# P..p..p..p..please?
www.b3ta.com/board/9898645
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)
# No time for please
I'm a girl with three working offices.

That am wootastic! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Anyone else read that as orifices?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# of course...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Certainly not!
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# And yet they call it
football.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Handegg is its proper name
www.saasta.fi/saasta/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/handegg.jpg

it's also funny that the names American Rounders and America Netball didn't take off.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# We should attempt to revive them
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# there's a lot of things it's not
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# This is terrific stuff!
Like all your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ARF
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)