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[challenge entry] A Game of Spice Invaders, anyone?


Tesco doesn't have to be boring. Let your other half do all the shopping whilst sneaking into the herbs and spices section and arrange the little jars into your obscenity of the day. Then simply retreat to the corner of the aisle and watch in satisfaction as old Mrs Ricketts recoils as she reaches for her parsley..

From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 219 entries (open)

(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
# You bloody vandal
I'm writing to The Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hahaha loving this idea
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I think *I* would be the one recoiling
if I saw old Mrs Ricketts reaching for her parsley.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I once saw a little old lady reaching over a freezer cabinet
My immediate thought was "Push her into the cabinet!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Liar.
Your first thought was: Phwoaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Strangely, no
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Well,
Only after he'd pushed her in the freezer.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Fennel
Usnea
Capsicum
Kaffir Lime Leaves

Thyme
Elder Flower
Sage
Cardamom
Oregano

/herbs&spicesblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Usnea?
Did you make that one up?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Haha, the only one I could find to use!
www.itmonline.org/arts/usnea.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# So you're the one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# NUT MEG
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# MUT VAG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I like the idea of tit pimps in itself

This could be the beginning of a wonderful new career for me.

/edit; sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I'm going to so this next time I go to tesco...
Or should that be next thyme...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] He he we were bored in Bentalls one lunch time in the kitchenware section
Fun at Lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Pffft.
Lucky I have my laptop plugged into my 102" projector screen. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# *covers ears*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
That's pretty damn inventive. Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I can't explain why exactly
but I have a feeling you are the kind of person that can appreciate this: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/4359186473/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha! You know me far too well!
They look about as cheerful as a bunch of Belgian commuters waiting for a train.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That's out of line.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# ;)

I really enjoyed taking those this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhhahh
 
WHAT ARE THEY, LIBRARIANS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# warm

yet so cold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :D
And a big woo to the original too!

And... fuck me! It's a Benny!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# We seem to have the same camphone (K800i)
completely rubbish at anything requiring more than 100 ISO

Woo for the effort though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
i have an ex-girlfriend who worked in the kitchen ware department of bentalls. wish i had thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# you are an excellent human being
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap Design
was the one I once did in a Kentish Town newsagents.

Crap design - messing with the newsagent
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Those jars do ask for it
I did this in fenwicks last year...

Bored Shopping
(middleofnowhere, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This idea, and this entire thread, are fantastic
Clicks have been bestowed all around.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# shopping
for herb will never be the same!
(I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# haha!
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's my favourite new word.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# sometimes they do it on their own.
(bellboy last hit the tit on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)