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[challenge entry] Morning b3ta!

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(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# nice, very subtle :)
I still haven't seen either of those films


(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I saw the first one
it's just a lot of moving shiny things with loud noises

you may as well put all your cutlery in a tumble dryer and watch that for two hours
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I thought it was great fun, though yes the action was hard to follow
The second was just stupid though
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I think this should be in the third movie:
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# haha - I will call him SCRAPPOR
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# yes, this
total and utter shite, only relieved slightly by the lovely Megan Toe-Thumbs Fox
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# has bhw been about since the Jovovitch yesterday mornig?
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I've not seen him
maybe he's still going?
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# i think the award needs to be more cock shaped.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# get to it!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I'm gonna need a bigger mantelpiece*!
*bathroom cupboard
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Whut whut whut? I's been in Birchwood since yesterday. Did I miss something?
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# huzzah
yes, yes you did....
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Linkage?
EDIT whittling to a point? Cheek!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
It was just appreciation of your love for all things Jovovovitch
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# that had me choking on my morning's coffee
thought you'd appreciate it
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# *mutter mutter*...give you something to choke on...*mutter mutter*
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ooh!
sounds sexeh!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Not really - I was thinking of the cold dregs of tea which awaited me on my desk this morning.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# always a treat that one
my boss loves cold tea. It's disgusting - malty milk and limescale is all I can taste in cold tea
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# a friend of mine likes cold tea
I can't work out whether cold tea is horrible because we're conditioned to like tea hot, or whether cold tea just actually is horrible
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I don't mind cold coffee so much
and cold black tea is fine
it surely is a conundrum
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Iced coffee FTW.
Tea can go f*** itself. The nastiest opiate of the lot.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# THOSE ARE MIGHTY BIG WORDS IN THIS PART OF TOWN BOY!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# TEA = LIFE-SAPPING DRUG.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I have coffee when I'm hungry and tea when I'm thirsty
this is why I weigh the equivalent of 6 OXO cubes sitting on a sponge
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I think you need to shop yourslf and the oxo-sponge device
on to a set of balance scales so we can see this fantastic equivalence for ourselves.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Only seen the second one (on a plane, in my defence). She did seem to fall over a lot, while running around in the desert in full makeup.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Sounds like an Einstürzende Neubauten gig.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# *drills cement mixer*
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'M OPTIMUS PRIME....I'M MEGATRON...SHUT UP PRIME..
[hot girl]

[explosion]

I'M OPTIMUS PRIME....I'M MEGATRON

[hot girl]

[explosion]


that's about it really
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Mmmm. Hot explosions! Sexy, sexy flames and bits of shrapnel.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# looks like someone has leaked the script to the next one
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# +forks
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# yays!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# indeed
it was like someone throwing knives at my eyes
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# haha
love it
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Oh bloody hell ...
That's jolly good.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# POTATOBOTS TRANSFORM!!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# watch out for Megatron's deep fat fryer!
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Lazookas come as standard on all models, right?
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)