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# Don't eat your knee biscuits!
You might scrape them, if you fall down.
Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# I know someone
whose daughter is going out with a guy who recently shattered one of his kneecaps.
Owwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# wahhh
How did he manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Chasing after a patient in the local psych hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# The patient's streetname was
"Knee Crusher"
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# well thats one way to do it
also haha
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Odd...
...I know a girl who shattered her kneecap leaving a hospital. She was crossing the road on hospital grounds and run over by a nurse cutting a corner.

Ouch :(
(I_tickle_myself, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# and you know me (well, online), who recently had knee replacement surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# rodilla fantasmal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Are you now a cyborg?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# i prefer the term 'artificial human'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# NASTY!
Can you feel when it's gonna rain?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# i think that's one of those myth things all the kids are talking about.
srsly, people just like to claim magic powers and that's one the gimps latch on to.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Ha!
I ache when it's going to rain or is overcast more often. Shoulders mainly. True fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# zippy knee!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# i bring it out on special occasions when velcro would seem declasse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# They'll be sending you back in time to be nawty, you know
How long until you can use it and cyber-kick bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i walk on it now pretty well (with a limp, of course).
but no kicking anything ever again unless i want to be one-legged.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# a limp what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# a limp et.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# you have to smack them with a rock
to get them off the rock they're clinging to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Clicks
ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# It's Marty Feldman!
Reincarnated as postbear's knee.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Aw, how cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Glad you did it so I don't have to
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# arrghh
feed mee wif a straw
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# i made a gif way back when that did something similar to someone else's wound.
and of course i can't find the damned thing now.

edit: from 2005, no wonder i couldn't locate it easily.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# had too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Ok ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# looking good!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i have to take some new pics, the scar is keen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# fuckin hell what did they use rexel staples???
here's the pin that was in my leg
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# that's not a pin!
it's got a hole in it, so it must be a needle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# there were screws going through the holes to hold it in place
I do however use it as a needle now. For crochet
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# it's a flute
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# that's not a pin!
Thats a big old rod you've got there! oooh errrr!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# arrrghhh, fucking hell!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I know
when they took it out, the bone marrow came out with it and I had to eat it*

*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# what did you do to your feckin leg to have that put in it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# sport gone wrong
the cast didn't work and that big fucking nail was the result
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# that's why i don't do sport
*smugs*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
#
i o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# is that a mime eye?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# holy hell.
that's enormous. and they removed it?

staples, yes. there are pros and cons to them, but mine caused me no trouble and were easy to pop out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# yeh
If they hadn't and I broke my leg again the result would have resembled a jigsaw of bone fragments. So out it came. good as new now, but I did have one really skinny leg and one normal leg for a while.. Not a good look
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# similar deal here, the left leg's muscles are a few cm smaller than on the right.
good to know you're 100% now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# you'll be alright
amazing how quick things turn around with a bit of physio
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Looks like a Grosse & Kempf
Not many places outside Edinburgh do many of them.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# 10 out of 10
Done in Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# VEGONICLE MAN

The first human being to have 63% of his bodyparts replaced by vegetables.

Wielding the power of Statistic Electricity™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# that 63% figure is misleading.
technically there are fruits and legumes in there as well, and though they are part of the vegetable kingdom (i'm a viscount there, for reals), most people don't commonly think of them as vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Your secret is safe with me, viscount bear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Pineapple! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# They're commonly evil, but I love them for it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah better than those do-gooder oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# evil pineapple
but tasty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I also had knee surgeries recently
But mine was keyhole so the scars are not nearly so spectacular as Postbear's there. They also gave me a DVD of the procedure as seen through the camera and that makes for seriously gruesome viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# i should ask for the procedural pics.
i have the xrays and mri on disc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I got the MRI too
but it only plays on a Windows machine and we are a Mac household :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I know someone
whose friend has a sister who knows this guy, and his barber has a daughter. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I think I may know him too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# See, people like to latch onto this stuff as evidence for the supernatural,
but really, it's just coincidence, confirmation bias and wishful thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# that's what they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)