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My aminal is done..

Can't post directly just quite yet. But here's my webpage with my "goodogorpion". I'll let you figure out the contracted words:

Goodogorpion! Woo!

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 21:02, archived)

If the bandwith limit is busted..

Just try it a little later. It's an hourly thing. I just upgraded, but it'll take a while to take effect.

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 21:04, archived)

WTF???

I hadn't noticed it because it showed up as a link I've already seen, but something I made got featured! Kick ASS! That shows you what a week's worth of experience with flash can produce!!

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 21:41, archived)

If you can see that one..

Then check these guys out too. They weren't showing up because of bandwidth too:

Blood on b3ta! The Movie! and

Steve and Davros honeymoon vid and finally

Steve and Davros Honeymoon vid2

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 23:08, archived)

Hey Rob?

Sorry bout all the space I'm taking up, but is that picture of the guy in the skirt on page 31 of the archives really you? I could use it for my b3ta movie if it is.

(Kimbo, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 0:59, archived)

Bleh

this sucks. It's my birthday and nothing cool is going on. I wanna have some fun darnit! Entertain me!

(thellama73, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 20:44, archived)

Surely SOMEONE must know?

In the recent London Metro article they neglect to name a website being hit 400,000 times a month - Something to do with skinny celebs being morphed into real porkers. Anyone know the name of this site?

(gen_max, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 20:39, archived)

I think

FatLaneOnline is one of the sites which did some stuff.

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AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 2:56, archived)

My first attempt

I dont know what to think of my first try. It probably sucks.

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Jake, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 19:39, archived)

hey rob

can you mirror the monkey pising flash on the front page? you guys have twatted my bandwidth limit for the day!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:00, archived)

Yeah

and I haven't seen it yet..

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:02, archived)

neither have i

:*0( * *

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:06, archived)

i think you need one of these tshirts

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:05, archived)

can you email it to b3ta?

we'll host it for you... i feel bad now - altho you should be happy in a weird kind of way - you're a star! Can't sort it till tomorrow - but we'll do what we can...

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:08, archived)

Is Sophie Ellis Bexter, David Coultards sister?

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:10, archived)

that's so totally odd

it made me smirk out loud if that's possible.
Goddamn my typing is terrible. Too much wine.
anyway - that IS David Coultard in drag isn't it?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:13, archived)

actually i don't like

david coulthard. He's always moaning about everything.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:21, archived)

He is

a miserable bugger. So are most racing drivers. Probably.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:25, archived)

scarey thing is

after last season - i started liking umm, thingy.
god. you know. umm, thing. Schumacher. (lordy). He is smug as anything, but at least he wasn't moping about.

Mind you, i guess i wouldn't mope if i was always winning, but whatever.

d'you think Sophie Ellis Bextor is an alien?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:30, archived)

I think she's been drawn by a child

on a balloon. She is like one of those conehead blokeys. Except she's a girlie...
I'm fee;ling smug now, I think that whiskey is kicking in.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:35, archived)

reminds me of that film "mask"

u know the one with cher in it

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:37, archived)

the mask?

Chair?
She wasn't in that was she?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:40, archived)

not "the mask"

mask...a good film about a boy with a bone disorder

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:41, archived)

ahhh,

sorry - i was being annoying because I wanted to write Chair.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:49, archived)

nope not a child

just an underactive imagination :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:37, archived)

you should feel smug,

you're actually right. Nicely observed if i may say so.

I'm hanging out trying to get a cheap flight to france on priceline. not working at the moment tho. bum.

You like nice music - do you like Perfect Circle? Someones nicked my goddamn cd at work. Someone just put it on here, made me think.
anway - its people from Tool, if you like them.
if not - guess what? Some evil do-er at work knicked some of my cd's!

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:39, archived)

pep

try www.justtheflight.uk.com

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:42, archived)

thankyou -

just having a look now...

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:49, archived)

Who are they?

Are they punk?

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:55, archived)

grrr. they're really hard to describe actually

they can sing - and they're a bit more cheery than Tool who make very stressful videos to their songs... they were a Kerrang! type band for a while but they're not metal. At all.
(no I'm not k! fan, my best friend from school works there...)

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:00, archived)

proof that DC = SEB

and yes i think she'd look good in green :)

I happen to think that DC is a very good driver and has been plagued by shitty car reliability - have you seen what mclaren have forced him to do to his web site.. doest look to good for his prospects www.davidcoulthard.com/unfair.shtml

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:35, archived)

blimey - that's fantastic

he looks much better. He should work that look in his interviews.
I'm sure he is a fabulous driver - i don't doubt it for a second - but really - he does just whine alot. Even Jenson with all his rubbish car situaton doesn't whine that much... altho - i have a huge habit of falling asleep in the middle of races so, i don't know what i'm talking about - i admit it.
:)

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:44, archived)

have there ever been any female F1 drivers?

nah you are right he does whine loads... thats half the fun just seeing what he can whinge about next! it gets as bad as bristish rail excuses sometimes

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:56, archived)

there've been two -

one British & one Italian apparantly - Desire Wilson...
Don't even go there with British rail - I will literally go mental one day. Especially when a computer say's it's "sorry for the delay". it's not. It. Is. A. Computer.
They. Have.No. Emotions.
except my nice g3 obviously.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:05, archived)

actually - 3

i think

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:06, archived)

yeah i know what you mean

that really really bugs me - i heard a good one the other day 'Please do not get on the train arriving on platform 2 as its just stopping to let the driver off'!
i was wondering who the hell was going to drive it after that? :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:08, archived)

mind you...

if i was a driver - i would getr off and run away as fast as i could, and open up a chippie or something.
RUN!

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:12, archived)

I don't think either DC or Mika are

that great as drivers. They had a blinding car for a few years though. They are both very very good drivers but they lack the spark of magic that you get with Schumacher, Senna or even with new faces like Raikkonen and Montoya.
The thing I'm most excited about next season is the Toyota team joining in.

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AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 2:55, archived)

Joel's shape farm

made me laugh for like ten minutes.
You da man Joel! When do we get to see Blode 4?

(thellama73, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:09, archived)

Thanks mate

I'll do it properly at some point soon, with the suggestions from the guys. if anyone wanted to draw some shape animals to put in, that would be cool (i'm not much of an artist)

Blode 4 will be along as soon as I get a chance to make it i suppose- got quite a lot on just now, and they take a while.

There will be something much better coming up soon though, thanks to nicey's genius. Woo!

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:29, archived)

crabby - you know what

i was at the bus stop earlier - singing in my head, the harmony bit to giant bee.
It really is, very nice.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:35, archived)

hooray

and thankyou. just wait till you see what mr tea's done with it. astounding. the man is a genius, i tell you.

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:37, archived)

Hello crab bloke

we like your zoo. The boy had to have it going over and over earlier. Do you know I even hear your voice in my sleep.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:43, archived)

that'll be the brain control

i build into my stuff. once everyone is hearing my voice in their sleep, the things I say will start to become altogether more sinister.
beware!

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:55, archived)

The next scenes just finished

giant bee/ steed thing. Ooops said too much...

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:09, archived)

<i>more</i>

sinister? but...

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:11, archived)

You're singing it?

I've been living with it FOREVER. It is going to be brill though.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:39, archived)

ages ago, my dad

was working on a speech regconition programme. He has a cd that said interesting things like "schoolboy" and "strawberry" over, and over again.
it drove everyone mental.
He did make the stero and the pc talk to eachother tho. One literally said hello to the other one at certain times of the day. But thinking about it now, i just don't know why.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:55, archived)

Is your dad

some sort of mad scientist? He sounds cool.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:01, archived)

i have an animal for andy k

its a reggae retangular spider with its own theme tune...
www.btinternet.com/~RLW/spider.html

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:33, archived)

ooooops not andy k

crab bloke.yeah thats the one

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:18, archived)

oh lord

you're not pished aswell?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:22, archived)

well

gimmie something else to do :P

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:24, archived)

are you at home,

or work?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:27, archived)

very glad to be at home

drinking at work doesnt really go down well when yr a driver

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:29, archived)

good lord!

i forgot that.
Umm, but haven't you been on here today? Can you drive and type at the same time?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:33, archived)

yah

well ia int what u call a real driver...im a forklift driver.....with a lunchbreak..yayyy so i visit here durin that time

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:36, archived)

What do you drive

Is it a tractor? I like tractors.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:37, archived)

lol

a forklift truck...15 mph woooooooooohooooooooooo speed or whattt.....can anyone make a animation of a 15 mph forklift truck????

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:44, archived)

for some reason I always

had in my head, an alternative career as a long distance lorry driver.
I'm sure it would be rubbish, but I like driving & music. Always thought the two would go well together.

That and fry ups in transport caff's.
ahem.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:48, archived)

well to be honest i get the best of both worlds

i work in a brewery as a driver and we ahave a greasy canteen wich make heart attack rolls wooohoooooo my job rocks

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:51, archived)

lordy, it sounds brilliant

have you ever considered driving into the side of a bank and stealing an entire cash machine? I think you're supposed to do that with fork lifts you know.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:57, archived)

no but i do stunt driving

i can get it on 2 wheels by veering around a corner flat out...its a bit dangerous though

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:05, archived)

ohhhh

and at 15mph it doesnt make a very good getaway car

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:12, archived)

that's the best thing i have ever heard

i SO want to see you stunt driving!
Thankyou.
I am about to go to bed v happpy.
g'night.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:14, archived)

Have you a picture?

The boy would like that. It's nearly as good as a tractor.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:53, archived)

this one is like mine

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:01, archived)

Excellent

I'lll show him tomorrow.
Bugger, look at the time, I need to be in bed!

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:04, archived)

Now

you've got me pining for 'You & Me'.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 19:35, archived)

Eurotrash Rules !

I forgot how much this rules ! very b3ta :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:32, archived)

yah

too right m8 eurotrash rocks...good capture by the way

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:34, archived)

why thank you :)

ati radeon 64ddr vivo and itv digital as tv source ... well nice combo

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:08, archived)

*drools*

that kit would improve my life no end, dammit.

can I have it for christmas please?

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:36, archived)

Surprise Crab Bloke

Sorry i didnt wrap it :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:53, archived)

oooooooh

*jumps up and down* thankyou thankyou thankyou

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:07, archived)

another crappy flash

from the rickster
www.btinternet.com/~RLW/billynbob.html

(rik, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:16, archived)

subtle

[]

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:34, archived)

status of the petting farm

start your drawing!

draw 3 animated gifs :
1) normal view of animal
2) feeding animal
3) random something of animal

then think of a name and a description and you acn submit it to the farm when you're ready!

should be done tomorrow afternoon, so get going!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:02, archived)

I wanna make one!!

But do I post it here though?

(Kimbo, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:35, archived)

Photoshopped kitten

How the bloody hell do I send images?

(Paul Pearson, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 14:28, archived)

there's a handy guide

here

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:10, archived)

andyk -

do have that ready typed on your computer?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:29, archived)

It is very handy, that guide

before I read it I used to copy pics off the net andhost them myself.. Then I learnt about opening them in thier own window...

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:44, archived)

hey - hello

wifey!
Can you think of any nice animals that would e good for the zoo?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:58, archived)

Hello pep

how the hell are you? I like straight snakes, with pretty pattern on their scales. Snakes rock.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:01, archived)

hello! You should make a

straight snake - that would be cool. have you got photoshop? I guess nicey might have... make a straight snake animated gif - go on go on go on go on! please?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:08, archived)

Hmm. I

I'll have to work on that. I'm a bit pissed now 'cause I'm drinking medicinal whiskey for my cold. Can you wait a few hours?

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:12, archived)

ok then.

I'm on the wine. Well was - but now I'm on fake baileys. You can tell I'm not at home.
You need to give the *children* medicinal whiskey. I used to have that. The doc told my mum he wanted to be ill at our house. i actually STILL have a thing for whiskey & warm milk.
Anyway - make a straight snake, when you get a mo. You know you want too...

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:17, archived)

In the olden days

kids in hospital were given medicinal sherry to sedate them. Or maybe that just happened in Ireland... I know what you mean about the typing...

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:21, archived)

my grandma always

used to give us sherry.
And stilton.

oh, and sweets, of course.
but i still have a soft spot for sherry & stilton, even now. (and I'm actually 407 years old now - THAT's how long it's been)

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:26, archived)

I hate sherry

but I want to like it. My mum always has loads in the house, and I have to refuse and drink her whiskey and wine instead. Which is the wrong thing to do before dinner..

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:31, archived)

Aaaargh

I did a gogggle search for straigh snake. This cameup on the first page. I'm scared to go ant further..
www.activecut.com/straight-studs/zib91.jpg

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:16, archived)

heh heh!

that made me laugh outloud, and the person I'm with knock the table into the wall.
You don't HAVE to make a snake like that.

unless, unless, you want to... of course.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:20, archived)

He's arabian apparently.

Not that I've been turfing around the site or anything.. I just guessed...

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:28, archived)

seen alot of that

kind of thing then - to make a comparison?

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:52, archived)

I couldn't possibly comment.

It's not very big though...

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 17:58, archived)

no, I am just very good at typing

my hands have been surgically altered so that that particular sentence takes me 2 seconds to type.

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AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 2:43, archived)

Not quite a shape farm

I've been meaning to do some more to this for ages, but
I'm about to go to Australia till the beginning of
next year, so no more images from me for a while.

Anyway, here is the start of an internet petting zoo.
Only one inmate at the moment, but more to come.

I'll miss you all. Honest.

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chthonic, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 13:12, archived)

we'll miss you too!

do come back soon...

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:08, archived)

bye bye chthonic

we'll all miss you and probably just sit in corners crying till you get back. have a luvly luvly time

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:08, archived)

oh my god

that petting zoo is like my worst nightmare. fantastic. absolutely fantastic. deeply deeply sinister and evil.

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:13, archived)

that really is a marvel

beautiful graphics and a scarey monster - what more could you want? Do you have to go? Please come back
:)

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:32, archived)

Much Quality

Have fun in Oz matey. Could be a good opertunity for some photos/interviews with monotremes and marsupials. Hoorah.

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nicey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:49, archived)

the idea of creating a zoo with feeding times...

..i'll set one up!!

if you people draw animated gif's of animals (in the style of that ant) eating/normal/shitting (or whatever).

i'll set the page up if theres enough interest in it.

fuck it, mail me if you want

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 13:09, archived)

see my post above

unfortunately I'm going to be away till Jan 3rd.

Feel free to nick the images if you want to run with this... mail me if you want the psd's

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chthonic, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 13:14, archived)

holy shit!

something i created got on the front page!!!!

woooo!
monkeys!
wooo!

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:59, archived)

that's because

it rocked!

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:34, archived)

I decided to let Nature take its course

I think it misheard me.

This leaves me with three horses left. I'd better not squander them.

Binst

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binster, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:20, archived)

ooooh fun resource

http://www2.canisius.edu/~noonan/sow1/week40.htm

(Idyll23, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:54, archived)

I've been thinking

about a shape farm, a bit like this

is it a good idea? think I should do it properly? what shape animals should there be? does anyone want to make shape animals for the shape farm? you'll want the sound on to get the idea.

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:46, archived)

ocatagonal ostrich

would be nice.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:52, archived)

WOO!

pentagonal pigs!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:52, archived)

woo!

docdecohedronal ducks!

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:56, archived)

pentagonal pigs

is my favourite.

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:14, archived)

hexagon hare

septagon squid

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:55, archived)

dodecahedron dodo?

maybe?

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:58, archived)

spherical shew

a bit of a tongue twister actually.

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:59, archived)

a star fish?

no, that's just plain ridiculous.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:00, archived)

oblongular ox

is that a word?

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:01, archived)

elliptical elk

(returns 981 in google)

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:02, archived)

squiggly squirrel

rhombus rabbit

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:03, archived)

rhomboidian 'roo

(kangeroo)

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:07, archived)

a cubic

camel.

Sophie Eliis Bextor as a Rhombus, obviously.

An elliptical echidna

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:04, archived)

just don't

kill the groove.

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:05, archived)

elliptical echidnas

tend to wobble

(Shoehorn, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:54, archived)

damn - broken

link - I want to see it!

i take it back - i can see it now, and I love it. I want one on my desk at work.

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pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:37, archived)

pointy penguin?

cubic kitten?

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AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:11, archived)

concical cow

They could be in order of sides:

1 side = circular / mobius
2 sides = conical
3 sides = triangular
4 sides = rectangular

etc.

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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:13, archived)

yes, they could

or they could be alphabetical, but I like the incrementing sides concept. hooray! I need the blankety blank theme as an mp3.

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 12:51, archived)

mobius

as in marmot, surely

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spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 13:50, archived)

Geometric Chicken

He's always been called that cause of his semi circular wings.
I had to nip upstairs and take his picture. He is part of a possee, there is seal dog, gooose, flat rabbit and blue cat.

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nicey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 13:43, archived)

fantastic

can we see them all? they sound lovely.

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crab_bloke), Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:10, archived)

Blue cat fell off

and is lost. It was very traumatic.

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Wifey, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 16:56, archived)

octagonal bar-b-queue?

no, er..

(cybotic, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 15:20, archived)

did you sing all that yourself? nice

pyramidal possum

(corruptia, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 18:09, archived)

Is this

yey or woo?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:16, archived)

i'd have to say that...

..that is definitely a "woo"

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 11:21, archived)

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