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the great escape

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

that's beautiful

I think I may sweat due to emotion

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

lovely!

woo!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

do you

ever sleep?
/edit: woo!

(mwybsb, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)

he doesn't.

i've been watching him.

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)

has he been doing

anything interesting?

i mean apart from paintmashing

(mwybsb, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)

pretty much the paintmashing

and this that i've seen.

but i sleep so i can't be sure

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)

me too

bedtime now, night night

(hope that doesn't give me nightmares)

(mwybsb, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)

Well, I hope people get this...

is this too big? if so, whats the best way to shrink it. Using Tattyshop 5.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

you have it as a gif

rather than a jpg which means that the file will be much bigger - good rule of thumb is small numbers of solid colours = gif, photographs = jpgs

that way you should get smaller pics

But it is woo hampered only by me not recognising the chap- but I got there Wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)

I dont get it.

Sorry.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)

the file name

reveals all (its a recognising the actor thingy)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)

BBC: - What's so funny about aids?

Image Removed as I am seen as thieving Bandwidth
On the main homepage of the BBC.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

It's funny how one might go about contracting it,

isn't it?

(Corn Dog, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)

Such as?

I though Drugs, Sex, blood tranfusions where the main things. Nothing Funny there?

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)

where?

do you mean are?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

I imagine that it is using that image to show that there are different aspects to the disease

which helps to combat compassion fatigue

either that or they are heartless tarts - or they have drawns a willy

and bandwidth theiving is wrong- even if they can afford it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)

Surely,

for the most part, the BBC is the bandwidth of the UK...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)

geeking my way through slashdot one day

I saw a map of how much bandwidth the bbc uses where - truely mind boggling numbers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)

Indeed.

Aren't they the UK's number one site, and something like the fourth-most accessed site in the world?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

I think so - and wuite right because they have a lot of good stuff (and a watermelon load of shite)

followed by the guardian unlimited site (that might just be in news)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

you sir

are a slacker and a vagabond!

(was a good night)

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fassit is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)

Very astute

where did you end up and who made it?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)

the dog and parrot

me, cowjam, wildheart baby, tart monkey and witchy

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fassit is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

cool

we'll have to do it again - but with me turning up instead of not

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

Okay, see your point.

But it still is a pretty dreadful diseases and i am sure there are high points, but always the lows.

On the bandwidth thieving, surely when somebody uses MSN to host an image that is wrong, but I don't see people complaining.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)

no because msn

is a hosting service - the bbc is not.

It's a terrible desease but it's important to show hope as well as dispair - plus it destigmatises it which reduces the risks somewhat

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

Edit: WRONG (my impression of the picture after making it)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

Wrong.

Wrong indeed. But nice hair.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

besides,

nothing can beat Animo!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

Chwarae

teg!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)

YAY!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)

With this, I'm off to watermelon*

*by this I might mean bed

(Corn Dog, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

Eeep!

Ladyhair!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

quick and shit ... but hey

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

it looks like he stole my skin

then streched it across his face!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)

well he sorta did .......

it was either that or wrap you in foil and pop you in his lunchbox... :)

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)

no mash

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

yay!

not i can eat 6 things at once

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)

A bit late for halloween

let alone the bandwagon... ;)

(MrMessiah, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

hehehhehe

does he steal your crisps?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)

Woo!

Nicely done!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

brilliant

i say

(Corn Dog, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)

the boy actually messaged me on msn to shop him

i think he's lonely.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)

GNOPS!

Remove my face and add animal features!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

you complete happy baby orangutan

v quick & dirty

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)

YAAAAAY!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)

I say,

what is with all these made up titles, recently?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)

mine isnt made up

i really am the moon lord

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

Ah, but it's only recent.

I've always been The Duke.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)

i inherrited the title when the previous lord died

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)

Ahhh.

Fair enough then. I got mine in a bloody coup, staged when I was 9.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

is it me or.....

does that face look familiar ??????
Svenno? or am i just wayyyyy to tired

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)

i vote tired

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

ii wouldd

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

Cartmel College

Lindale
A200

just knock on the window

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

Hey it's the guitarist from

small faces [ba dum]

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

you mean...

...these guys?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

hahaha!

i really did laugh out loud at that!

best one yet!
edit: although i dont look all that interested in the damn toy

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

hahaha

er just what the heck is a Surf Frog?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)

Gnops?

Ooh, it's Little Al Roker!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)

cool

www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
cool website im a spamonster (and too lazy to put in a message)

(useless3, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)

The Continued adventures of Ed #7

Ed #1 Ed #2 Ed #3 Ed #4 Ed #5 Ed #6

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

i liked it better

when you posted it first time

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)

Did it?

Bugger shite I was pissed as a newt last nigt and wasn't going to post it!

Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

i love you

just dont touch me mr jackson

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

am i that rat off the muppets?

he kicks ass!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)

hmmm

TJ: how the fuck does a twat like Bush get to stay at Buckingham Palace? he's probably the biggest joke of a US president ever

edit:damn that bloody filter :(

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)

courtesy

but if the queen goes to america, they will just stick her in a MOTEL (crazy americans and their names) and pay for her vibrating bed

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)

Look at me, i'm saying

your all gay

NOTICE MY ROBOT EYE!! IT SEES ALL

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

that's nice

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

Is it, like,

ironic?

(Mumm-ra, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

10,000 spoons?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

what

have you been drinking?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)

Tango Orange

and eating dry sugar puffs

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)

someone

is going to have the shits tommorow

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)

righty.... my bed time ....

:( up in about 4hrs with kids....deep joy :(
g'night all cya tomorrow :)
editt: in the non sexual way proff :)

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

that's what Michael Jackson said

and look what happened to him

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

whats all this hoo haa about jacko?

something new in the news about him?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

apparently

he's immature

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

has he been cought fucking kiddies?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

you should watch out

you're so crude sometimes A few oil companies are looking to start drilling ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

sorry

but life's too short to be blun....argh...

*dead*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

still drunk?

i'm eating dry suger puffs because if i go to popeyes i might get raped

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

Apologies for double post and initial ignorance,

but what happened to our right to say bad words?

(Mumm-ra, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

They went away

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

what took them so damn long then?

eh?

(Mumm-ra, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

Neverland is being searched by police

"in connection with allegations of child abuse from a 12 year old".

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

is that why

they didn't show that programme about him earlier and replaced it with some pile of tosh?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)

Does

there need to be?

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

he went white

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

Same as.

You know it's time for bed when Lawnmower-man II finishes, and the making of Matrix Revolutions starts.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

I know the ending to The Matrix Revolutions

Agent Smith is Neo's father

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

and neo use time travel to watermelon himself up his own ass

then they get pregnant and zion starts again

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

sounds like Red Dwarf!

Lister's his own dad/son

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

sod it just found a song i gotta listen too

bed in 4 minutes ..... "Spunge . KIcking pigeons" :)

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

how about...

Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

i used to know spunge

i got a singed cd aswell (Room for abuse) i got it before it was released.. but ive loist te booklet so now i have nothing :'(*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

i'd never heard of them before

till a mate sent me this song .... is a cool track ... well i like it anyways :)

*sod it just opened another can by accident ... ohh well bed at 2 am is cool

(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH!!

Is the interweb going insanely slow for anyone else in the Sheffield area? No piccies loading anywhere!
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

ah well, better actually do some work
/edit yay fixed it!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

Apologies for possibly prolonged ignorance

But when the fcuk did they start editing cnut and tawt?

(Mumm-ra, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)

night

i'm off to bed

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)

me too...

night all... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)

That's No Pope...

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

hehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...woo!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

heeheehee

woo to you too

even if I can see your scrubbing work in that pic

Pope-eye the preacher man!
I live in the Vatican!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

ah yes...

it was a quick adaptation of a previous image that I did in a hurry - I'll try better next time. Damn monitor.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

looks really nasty

on LCD... Berk tells me it looks squiffy on CRTs too

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

I think he's getting a bit confused...

Happiness is a warm pun... yeah... yeah... yeah...

/coat

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL

you silly woman driver

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

sorry, he just looked a bit like Winner at first :)

tv Advertising makes me despair most of the time.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

I'm bit stoned

but i'm sure i persuaded one of our flat-mates that Inspector Morse was hiding in the hallway by standing out there earlier tonight and shouting "Lewisssss" in a particularly gruff voice.

that didn't much sense first time, did it?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

hehehehehe

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)

EVENING!

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)

EVENING!

Boozing on Thursday?

Oh, and some protest or other........

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

i shall be

protesting it hard. considering some sort of sickie for the day.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)

That'll be subtle.

I could break something if you like?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)

i was thinking of starting it tomorrow,

but i think i'll probably put it back to thursday. booze on thursday night, then hangover recovery in time for the weekend.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

can i smell your poo poo?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

I no

geddit. Explain for simple man plis?

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)

Hey! Just thinking about you

as I listen to that old Breezeblock with the Lemon jelly set in it from last August :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)

Cool!

That's a rather lovely set, isn't it? The program starts with the KLF then goes into Jacques Le Cont, does it not? Lovely...

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

yeah, so many great tunes

Rippin Kittin in there too :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

Along with

the Frankie Valli song "The Night". One of the best basslines around!

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)

i thought i may have

been being a little oblique. how's australia?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)

Australia is lovely

I jumped out of a plane for the 18th time this morning, and this evening I'm off to spend a couple of days ~~learning to surf~~ falling over. Should be a laugh, and the weather is finally picking up too! (32 degrees today, 35 tomorrow).

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)

it rained here today.

i got soaked. still, i've just eaten a big bag of cheese puffs and 2 chocolate chip muffins, so the day hasn't been a complete wash-out.

learning to surf? blimey. i never really took you as the athletic type.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)

yeah, next stop the moon!

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/BobDJourney001.avi
but watch out for the fish
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/BobDJourney002.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)

Heh

never saw the second one before! Cuaile buaile.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)

I'm not :-)

That's what'll make it so funny...

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bob dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)

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