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# /delurk

/snooze
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# yes. i know how he feels
nice
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# strike a pose!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# you just gave me an epilleptic seizure
...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever hear of a garage rat?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# well i like it.
even though i've never heard of a garage rat.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# woo
second real photoshopping of pictures like this. first one is the donkey tech support.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# ?

Insperation wearing thin
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# It's INSPIRATION
I'm a c u n t, I know.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# or INSEPERATION
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# Wait for it
http://www.supernice.org/ zog did this for me.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 5:34, archived)
# Wholly practical stress relief
Yes.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I belivee cat-scan's been around for about 5 years now
:P
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# ..
Go on, you have to agree that this is pretty classic though... ok then fine leave me alone
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# but still
funny every time
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# What's funny about it. You get a cat, a scanner and oh
*titter*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# well - it makes
me laugh.
I think it's the whole dea of putting your cat on a scanner
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# that is
Wootastic and Yayalicious
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# .
at least someone liked it... thank you, thank you
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# Well, I wasn't exactly depressed before,
but this made me emit strange sounds of laughter.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 5:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know if it's been done yet...
first compo post/first post ever.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# .
hee haw
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# Is he helpful
when I have questions about overnet?

/nerd
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 5:30, archived)
# overnet?
reformat your harddrive.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# I shouldn't have recreated all the bloody letters coz this took too sodding long!!!


And it's probably been done before

EDIT/ I though I'd better pop the original up as one of those really hard spot the difference things
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# nice bit of pootling there
WOO!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# That's not made of adobe. it's stone...
ohhhhhhhhhh! i get it!

woo! nicely pootled!

edit - </delurk></awake>
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# I love
potholeshop tatting.



PS: gidday all youse kiwis... wasn't it nice to watch other people lose the World Cup last night, and not throw up from the nervousness?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# Well as a pom living in Sydney
Imagine the ammount of grief I got! Plus I've been askede about 20 times in the last few weeks how my holiday was going or if I'd come to see the rugby:(
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 5:38, archived)
# is it
a late/early night pearost time?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# i'm hammered
and despite being with lovely b3tans all evening, i am glum. repost at will, it will cheer me up. (and william too)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# *hug*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Group huuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# *hug*
*beams again*

thank you both!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# *hug*
*beams*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# i bet
im more hammered than you ;)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
# heheheheh
In fact, I just think I'll sit down here and talk to myself
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# shut
UP!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# can you type with both eyes open?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# nope
and my face is about 1 inch from the keyboard right now
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# i think you win
it's a highly specialised use of the word, but you do :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# Depends whereyou are in the world I suppose
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Cheeky third night in a row
Pearoast

is it me or is Dr. Who less scary than I remember it?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# Twice is cheeky.
Three times is a bit rude really.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# 4 times
and they send me round with mr. spiky
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# Does mr spiky really only eat cheese and custard?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# nope
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# push them under the bus
that's what you should do
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Development 41
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# when did your animations start having dialogue?
i've missed some i guess.


woo for scary ghost kids!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# woo?
don't woo them.

you'll encourage them.

DOWN WITH SCARY KIDS
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# nice to see
my competition post get no replys fills me with hope LOL
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# the fact that it's
3:45am may have something to do with it :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# phew!!
I thought it was just shit
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# also thanks again for Tatty help
for my Spector joke was in my head for DAYS didnt now how to do it
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# ...
wtf?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Development 41? Is htat like Preperation H?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# nah
you'd go to prison for a long time if you put his images up your arse
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# psst.
you missed #40 :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:34, archived)
# No I didn't
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry if the Enterprise

was captained by Captain Kirkaroo (bad pun on old TV show)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# handy
woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# what a trooper
straight back on his feet to go be smashed about the court again.

voo unt yay.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# cock
walking cock
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
cock
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] jellyfish make very good classroom assistants*

*may be a lie
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# haha
you loon
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# oooh!
happy b3taday to yooouu
happy b3taday to yooouu
happy b3taday dear koogas
happy b3taday to yooouuououououououou!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you're 2 and a bit hours late.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# la la la la not listening!
*puts fingers in ears and mumbles incoherently*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# *goatse's*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# you had to put that image in my head just before i go to bed didn't you
cranberries to you you watermeloning happy baby orangutan
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# never seen
fat hairy, sweaty bloke do a goatse before?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# their gaping orifices are just perfect for
keeping warm in the winter.
however, not an image i like to have just before i go to bed.
damn! i made myself feel sick
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# when you're asleep,
the fat hairy sweaty bloke is going to creep into your room and rub your face in his fat hairy greasy moob-cleavage too.

night night
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# now that was just uncalled for...
; )
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# well, just as long as i don't
wake up it'll be OK.
what i don't know can't hurt me right?
right?





although i do know now.
shit.
night.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# Who would argue with that!!!


They hang out in the most unlikely places
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# woo!
that kid on the left looking at the camera seems to be sat contemplating jean paul satre and the inherent randomness of the universe*

*or maybe he just needs a wee
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# could make a
very bad tatty joke of huntley with a caption with classrooms but wont
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# hehe
jellyfish are gross.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# re-re-wind


EDIT: i guess it's a shit joke, then
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# have
to be honest and say that she really did not do all that much for me...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# should have paid her more.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
#
bo selecta
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# yaaay
i feel that my efforts weren't in vain

(googling for bo derek seems to reveal that she's recently been in a ropey porno^W adult education video)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# my bo selecta pic was even more obscure
you could only get it if you know baseball players and unsung heroes of guitar

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# goodness
that is obscure o.o it's woo though
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# probably been done

But i missed the bandwagon
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# a
bandwagon of mooning ?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# 12 frames from now
we get the annual austrian goatse contest
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# oh
not again....the only annual contest thats run once a month....
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Second chick from the left
looks worth a look tho
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# she
might have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a neetle....
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# alice beer?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# janet street porter.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Well in the depths of Winter
It only happen once in a blue moon
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# don't be
so cheeky
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# What?
that's bare faced cheek!!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# i have no idea whatsoever.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# woo
can i hug it mister?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# feel free
don't come crying to me if he nibbles at your eyebrows though.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# I do:
Run away!

/it's scarygood
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# ohhh
its the yeti....
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# That's.........erm..............nice............
Woo!

G'night all! Except vork, I hope you dream of being violently defiled.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Every night darling,
every night.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# what did you do to deserve that?
I was out all day celebrating...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# He's just jealous of my hair.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# And
your wireless rocks
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# g`
night.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# 'night
me too
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# oi come back
and put msn on

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# night
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# and it smells great!
mmmmm!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# so thats how you

so thats how you animate stuff :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# the first steps
be proud, young squirrel.

TJ: www.fluid-thought.com/fiendling/artwork/waystodie.html glass cock? it's harry potter anyway, but it made me laugh
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# seems
to be fresh.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# ha!
that made me piss my pants!

"This doesn't make me happy. - Herm

nicely drawn though"
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# that was hilarious
*not sarcastic*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Yes.


Just like that.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# I wonder,
if mat can uninstall your PS remotely?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# using
the right software/windows components.

it could be done
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# considering me and mat
both have macs, windows components would be a bit pointless :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# not
if you installed windows on it. I believe it can be done.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# i have a windows emulator
for playing my old games :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Our mac network technician
installed norton anti-virus at college over last summer, I asked him why and if he knew of any Mac virii around.

He mumbled and wandered off.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# there are some
macros in microsoft word that can do scary things

but that's about it

NAV on the mac can nuke pc viruses from pc disks too though, so it's handy for that over a network
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# Oh
I'll have to tell him that then, he knows watermelon all. Claims you can't adjust the mouse settings on a mac, is this true?

only recently used macs on network with all settings disabled)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# course you can.
in OS9 or earlier it's Apple Menu > Control Panels > Mouse

in OSX it's Apple Menu > System Preferences then the Keyboard & Mouse pane


Unless he's got rid of it like a dick.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# fucking
cockbadger is what he is, I'm fucking up my wrist cos the mouse is on low sensitivity and on 19" monitors it's really far to move the mouse about. proper cranmelon i tell thee.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# Pac-a-macs you mean.
Tramp.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# watching you trying to use my mac
was like watching a spastic perform microsurgery
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# What was he like
with your microwave then?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# thankfully,
he doesn't know where i live

he was on my laptop, in london of all places.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# He hides
in the bush outside your house.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Wi-fi rocks!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# IMAGINE THAT
IF ALL THE ROCKS WERE WIRELESS
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# better than
wi-fi pebbles?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# hehe
probably something out there
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# that was a fireworks job
i hate fireworks.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I have
a soft spot for Sparklers all the rest are rubbish though.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# animating is fun
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# My new producer


This guy has the best flash animation on his site ever:
ricbnh.50megs.com/index-5.html
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# New person.
Please read our FAQ.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# I assumed,
they were taking the piss, and presenting this as an object of ridicule. Either way, it's still pretty funny.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# i just get
a redex in the page
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# watermelon me!
I just realised that replaces New person. Please read our FAQ.


now if somone would tell me what bottle-nosed dolphin replaces...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# not met
bottle-nosed dolphin yet
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# I think there are a few others too
does something turn into fluffy? is it cunting or fucking?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# no idea
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
shit, piss, watermelon, cranberry, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# zeppelin
cranberry bastard twunt fucker fucksocks shit prick prat gay
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# going with the idea that these are meant to make us fluffier
your all gay cock off threadwaster glasscock jackass ass arse asshole arsehole pedant pedantic moron
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# repost
threadwaste
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# nice norks
show us your norks
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# wank it
wank it hard
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# tit
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# maybe it's one of your quaint foreign words
git
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# they're moobs
thanks.

i would
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# you do
daily
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/2357000
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# yeah
i spazzed for it. but no luck
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# they change though
goatse turned into ratemykitten for a bit, but it doesn't anymore
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# hmmm
yeah. this is gonna annoy me now
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# nope
.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# I no understandy
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Nice pussy.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# ello sir
i hear rumours you're venturing north again soon
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Looks like it.
I shall be in touch. We must have beer, or failing that it's my turn to buy you lunch!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# hehe
look forward to it :) when you up?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Without checking bits of paper,
I think next weekend. How was pub ce soir?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# cool
i shall speak to you further about it soon.

it was fun ta :) mini-bashette really, but good to see peeps again.

and with that i think i'm for me bed. night all.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# is
it me or does all that stuff look like a advert for Tandy that used to be on the telly in the run up to xmas in the late 70s and early 80`s....
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# I right clicked on that flash
It said High quality, I think my plug-in is broken
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
# ...
nice tache
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] cheetahs are pretty fast with the scams as well...

so are perfect for running 419 operations
click here for slightly biggerish
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# woo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# A woo for scamming cheetahs . .
and a goodnight from me :o)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# And a good night from me.
I can no longer give in to the inevitable forces of sleep. Just one or two more F5s, and I'm off. G'night! I shall reach 3000 posts later on!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Cheetahs often prosper
100% of a fact
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# tsk
he may have a
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)

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