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Am I the only one

that finds this Little Red Monkee song deeply disturbing? It's even worse then that nightmarish Hephelumps and Woozles song from Winnie the Pooh.

(OtaKuno, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:18, archived)

This song gave me nightmares as a child

I remixed it a few months ago.
Get it Here (3.3Mb zipped emm pee 3)

(anat0010, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:57, archived)

Spider costume

I don't know why the little girl's legs have to be removed in order to wear this costume?

(Rascal, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:50, archived)

More from that site

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:56, archived)

This is too much

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:08, archived)

Erm yes

And another

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:25, archived)

Hmmmm

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:36, archived)

they are ace

and I'm so glad that this forum gives Sparks the recognission they deserve.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:50, archived)

morning

you can and must go to this site www.alen-clothes.co.uk
and lok at the mums and dads section

(Rascal, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:04, archived)

I'm buying my girlfriend this

for Xmas

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:27, archived)

good choice

decent

(Rascal, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:31, archived)

Don't think much of your idea, I'm buying my girlfriend these

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:16, archived)

I found this fancy dress costume there too

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:30, archived)

excellent - you can find a grown up

version of it in the Grannie and Grandads section, apparently...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:36, archived)

Another!

(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:44, archived)

Gift Ideas for Eczemass

Argos eat yr legs off. Woo

(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 0:09, archived)

i'm dumb

I'm dumb, my cat is dumb, my crabs are dumb, my dogs are dumb, my horse isn't dumb, my mother isn't dumb, my sisters are dumb, and my girlfriend isn't dumb. So why am i when those are/arn't?

(Snuffleoffagus, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 21:29, archived)

I'd say

you're cat isn't really dumb, he's actually an evil mastermind. He's infecting you, your and your dogs with dumb rays which are emitted from a device buried below your house. I suspect that your crabs have also been affected, inadvertently. Horses are immune to dumb rays.

(thellama73, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 21:58, archived)

Testing testing...

I just upgraded my server. I wanna see if I can post now. Sorry if it doesn't work.

(Kimbo, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 21:16, archived)

Can anyone else see this?

Lemme know if you can. It works on both computers at my house. Ohh I soo wanna stop leaving links!

(Kimbo, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 21:30, archived)

No...

I can not see that little psycotic red dor at all. He must be an invisible dog. =)

(thellama73, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 22:00, archived)

I'm worried for all the little animals of the world

now that you are able to post images. They were much safer when you were trapped in Geocities

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 2:30, archived)

that little fox

looks quite safe.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 4:03, archived)

I thought he was being strangled with blue

wrapping tape, and gagged with a cute furry animal. No wonder he looks in such distress

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 4:23, archived)

is not chicago

I was just looking for something on a popular online store, and got this message:

We found no matches for keyword(s) "Skittish+(Pre-Release)." Below are results for the keyword(s) "scottish."

(Shoehorn, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 19:28, archived)

Can I just say

I'm thinking of worshipping mr tea as my new God. You'll see why soon. Oh yes. The world will change. The man is a genius.

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crab_bloke), Tue 11 Dec 2001, 19:13, archived)

you mean... it's...

done? It's... on it's way to us.....
ooooh. excited now.... i'm *buzzing*.
woo.

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AndyK, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 19:43, archived)

and quite rightly so mr k

quite rightly so. oh yes. oh yes indeedy.

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crab_bloke), Tue 11 Dec 2001, 20:06, archived)

if you're talking about what i think you're talking about

then you're talking about the most eagerly anticipated thing that i've ever eagerly anticipated. i buzz harmoniously with mr k's anticipatory buzz. (I didn't have to get out of bed today. I'm glad I did).

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spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:06, archived)

Damn you, Joel!

I've been trapped watching Thomas the Wank Engine at least once every hour! I can't help it! DAAAMN YOOOUU!!
"They fuckin love it the slags!"

(OtaKuno, Wed 12 Dec 2001, 3:12, archived)

Hee hee

Hoorah. Yes, it's true, they do fucking love it, the slags.

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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2001, 4:44, archived)

i havent got a nice pus... *ahem - cat on my monitor !

I've got a Rhino getting rodgered by an Gorrilla - Woooo

(excuse the dodgy cheapo web cam)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:56, archived)

wow

sickness, yet utter delight

www.flashfunstuff.com/clips/fat.swf

-cyb0

(cybotage, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:47, archived)

wooooo woooooo

finally i have a graf tab and i dunno what to do with it....helpppppp

(rik, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:59, archived)

I'd like a picture of The Queen

with 8 legs - just like a spider.

Thanks.

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:01, archived)

Hello Good People

Just wondering whether you might be able to help me. I've checked the site out, gurgled with mirth, got hold of photoshop, tried to do a piccy, cried with frustration but finally have managed to create my first ... erm ... creation.

So I want to post it and was thinking about buying a little bijou pad on the web.

Thing is, if I go ahead and register say www.nude_fish_for_you_nude.com will this automatically give me some space to put pics or must I arrive at some other agreement with some other hosting place.

Does any of this make sense? How did you all go about it? (and I know about the guide AndyK so kindly points us, but I quite fancy a nice lil' web page of me own, like.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:47, archived)

With websites there are 5 costs

1. The domain name

2. The hosting space. Try easyspace. Joel thinks they're ok.

3. The bandwidth. This is the amount of data you can transfer from your site before they get stroppy.

4. Your time.

5. Your life disapearing as you get addicted to watching your referal stats.

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:53, archived)

Hmmmm

Cheers Rob. Sounds like my piccy will have to wait. Which is probably no bad thing!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:05, archived)

Sorry. Did that disencourage?

Not my intention.

Easyspace will register your domain for £30, and give you 30MB space for a year.

That's a pretty good & cheap starting point.

Have fun - and don't listen to grouchy me.

www.easyspace.com/

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:10, archived)

After a brief search...

No not put me off. I've just signed up for the free homestead offer instead for now. Let's see if it works

A sort of update on the Cliff Richard version. As I believe has been said by others, woo!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:28, archived)

indeed it works!

is that holiday available through national express? i want to be there!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:30, archived)

Aaaah

I've been preparing that for hours. My head hurts. I owe homesteads money soon. My girlfriend isn't speaking to me. It's been so worth it.

I am tired. So tired.

Night all!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:37, archived)

They are all there. ALL OUR FRIENDS!

and we're going on a summer holiday. Fantastic.

And with that goodnight. It's time for bed.

Goodnight Big mouthed frog,
Goodnight Ali,
Goodnight Crab Bloke,
Goodnight Shipman Street thing,
Goodnight LLB,
Goodnight Weird dog,
Goodnight Nice puppy,
Goodnight Sqidgy thing,
Goodnight Theiving polar bear
and Goodnight fluffy pengiun.

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:33, archived)

pah! calling it a night already?

that's not tuesday behaviour.

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AndyK, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:53, archived)

yay

that's brilliant.

(cold, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:50, archived)

That's fantastic

reminds me of cliff richard. All together now- "we're all going on a... summer holiday"

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crab_bloke), Tue 11 Dec 2001, 19:11, archived)

I can heartily recommend

readyhosting.com for unlimited bandwidth. If you intend to get serious about it. They are 99 USD a year (abouy 70 quid).

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AndyK, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:56, archived)

I bought a Sony Clie today and it rocks

It's a colour palm pilot with a built in MP3 player.

I've used it to spend the evening listening to The Beatles whilst playing a game called Bejewelled.

It feels like I'm a member of Kraftwerk and the future has just happened.

Three cheers for consumer electronics - for they truly rock.

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:47, archived)

hip hip WOO hip hip WOO hip hip WOO!

"a game called Bejewelled" once destroyed my social life for three weeks. it's amazing, no?

i want a colour palm pilot! *checks overdraft. sighs* but it'll have to wait.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:55, archived)

It's a very seductive game

Simple - and compelling.

I think there might be a flash version. I'll dig it out for the blog tomorrow.

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:57, archived)

There is.

I'm sure there are better ways of getting to it, but http://zone.msn.com/bejeweled/ is where I first found it.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:12, archived)

That's it.

PROs: Web version pieces are easy to distinguish

CONs: Can't play web version in toilet. (easily)

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:29, archived)

PRO:

You won't end up locked in the pub toilets playing bejeweled...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:32, archived)

i don't like football, but this makes good reading

http://www.zinescene.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/celebrity.htm

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:17, archived)

MorseNova

Hmm yeah not really sure why i did this ;)

its only a 17k file btw

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:50, archived)

it's

art. That's why.

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:05, archived)

I turned

my light on and off a few times today. It was art.

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:06, archived)

But

your picture - it's better.

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:07, archived)

oh yeah..

i knew there was a reason..
that who ligh on and off thing is so much bollocks isnt it... i think B3ta should have a TV wall with all its message board pages flicking past on each screen in an endless loop... now that would be art overload !

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:09, archived)

I went to the Tate to see the Turner prize a few weeks ago.

And do you know .... The light on/off thing room had a wee sign in it. "Due to technical difficulties, this piece is not working at present." The f***ing lights were on, and that was it. I almost peed me pants with mirth.

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:13, archived)

how

much did he het for it... i might enter next year

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:17, archived)

twenty

macaroons.

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:19, archived)

Is this an accurate translation into morse?

Or are there loads of dead funny jokes in it - which I'd only get if I spend the next two hours typing it back in?

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:54, archived)

who cares?

it's art.

(dagnabbit, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:58, archived)

Yes - it is good

I was just wondering.

BTW: It reminds me of arabic websites. All the text of the left with right justification.

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:02, archived)

yup it certainly is

took bloody ages as well

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:35, archived)

oh yeah bit slow on the uptake there

no its like dead accurate - so unless you found the real page funnny dont bother 8-)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:40, archived)

My german site + Babelfish = funny

JAAAA! It is so far! Suzufa is not on-line one and it is alone I with Canem to 2nd merriest humans (after me naturally) of the world together-did and we the imbecility of our life together now will out-collect. The layout is still scheisse and the Rechtschraibunk does not let still require uebrig(wird also to modify) however on-line one for it is it! Jaaaa! .

want
to know more

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:08, archived)

Star Wars Episode 4 - remastered Widescreen ASCII version

ok to get this to work = in windows, goto "START", "RUN", type or copy/paste

"telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl"

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:00, archived)

star wars ascii

wow... the whole film in ascii?? that shows a lot of... er... dedication

(cold, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:12, archived)

yup its

pretty f**ked up allright.
Very clever but slightly worring i watched about 20mins while doing some other web stuff - i might leave it on to see i there are ending credits

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:18, archived)

do they credit the

asciimation.co.nz chappie?

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:03, archived)

not sure there rob...

i found the asciimation.co.nz link after i found this but this one is the full film s'far as i can tell whereas the other aint...(could be wrong there though)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:37, archived)

I'm not mucking about...

...but this is a real headline from last week's local paper. I love Bexley, fukn gr8.

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 15:55, archived)

Splendid

Bexley & Eltham must be a very exciting place, where tea is intergral to crime fighting. Does it mention biscuits?

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nicey, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:14, archived)

Sadly...

...there was no mention of biscuits, but I know there's a secret crimefighting comestibles committee based in Bexleyheath, which is run by a Ginger Snap and two Custard Creams.

Tea rules.

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 16:25, archived)

Nicey...

Do you have special keyboard shortcuts for "nice" and "biscuits"?

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rob, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 17:55, archived)

hmm, that kind of

reminds me of this story which ran a few weeks back...

(cold, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 19:02, archived)

Wow wow wow fucking wow!

The Silophone.

Is this old hat? I can't believe I've never come across it before- it's the best thing since sliced babies. I just love the idea that I'm causing sounds to be made in a silo in Montreal. And it sounds great. Wow wow and thrice wow!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 14:38, archived)

Cool!

You can upload your samples and hear them played in the silo! How cool is that!
woo!
yay!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 14:52, archived)

this is nearly as good as b3ta

for being totally silly. i am in love. i've been playing with it for too long now...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:07, archived)

Cor!

It's just started playing Delia Derbyshire's Doctor Who theme! Awe-inspiring.

(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 18:20, archived)

Why I never

want a tatoo

(Lazarus, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 13:26, archived)

Wait a minute...

that's me! AAAAARRGGGHH!!!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2001, 13:57, archived)

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