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# Very Good
(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:06, archived)
# ugh
I imagine the monkey/deformed human toddler screaming in pain as the dog bites through its face.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:26, archived)
# That is one ugly
baby and i don't think much of her mother either.
(Tony Hart, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:43, archived)
# It reminds me a bit
of steve Coombes, I think it's the chin that does it.
(Nacho, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:14, archived)
# "Bitch, you cant bite me through this"
"yes you tell them you bitch, tell them they cant mess with the mighty Seigfried and Roy (castle)"
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:00, archived)
# ma new bestest friend
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)
# Mallard Days Night
(150mph, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:49, archived)
# Siegfried And Roy
(with a pound of sausages) And a Wilmot Chicken

(kee, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:38, archived)
# blow dry perm
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)
# Oh dear...
the first website that has reduced me to tears for quite some time. You really need to give it time and read through all of it, the feedback is especially great.

It's so well done.

My Favourite Ever Website

Oh dear, that has cheered me up, sorry if this is old news.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)
# Originally known as
'The British Union of Catholic Fascists'.  Says it all really.  And I thought it was just our trans-atlantic cousins who went in for this sort of stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:38, archived)
# that's us...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:44, archived)
# I also liked
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:56, archived)
# That
is one of the funniest things I have seen for a long time.

Thank you Zanussi.
(james, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:49, archived)
# Jeeezzzzzzzzus!
did you check the merchandise page, Anti-masturbation equipment, damn, some of that stuff looks kinky, i dunno, maybe these christians boy are hiding some kind of kinky sex organization in the guise of a religious movement, maybe they aer all swingers and big orgy fanatics.

And child castration, maybe they should all be castrated and then they will empty their own gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:26, archived)
# repostin me crimbo stuff


better size rob?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)
# fantastic
I've shoved one at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:44, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:11, archived)
# Drive In Style
The Flaccid Moto Penis
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)
# reminds me of the engineer's song
and so he built a prick of steel etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)
# gREeN EyES
oMG gUyS WiTh GReEn eYEs r SoOo sExY. sEXy SExY SExY. i WAnNA A gUy wiTH gREEn EyES coZ THeYRe fuCKiN SSEXy!!! SEXY!!! i aLSo wANNA A GUy cALLeD CHuCK. HeHEHe CHuCk
(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:52, archived)
# you are
k r a z y.

It must take ages to type like that.
(Esteban, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)
# There's two of them,
one types and the other hammers the shift key.

One of them (the typer) is feathered and is a bittern. The other (the shifter) is spiny and is a porcupine.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:16, archived)
# This is because
the Bittern has a long neck and bill and is accustomed to stabbing at things with his bill (worms, snails, keyboards), whereas the porcupine is a clumsy bugger and can only handle one key.
(james, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)
# i couldn't trust someone called Chuck,
although if i ever meet someone called Chuci i'll buy them a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:11, archived)
# Today, the weather in Fray Bentos is "Scorchio!"
http://weather.yahoo.com/forecast/Fray_Bentos_UY_c.html
(kee, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:47, archived)
# Like the
pies? Steak and Onion?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:49, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:51, archived)
# my flat mate
always tells me that Fray Bentos is the best selling canned product. I always disagree and insist that baked beans surely outsell them. I still wonder if she is right somehow?
(Esteban, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:59, archived)
# I've got to visit - pie heaven!!
(kee, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:12, archived)
# That's not far from my cousin
I've got family in Manaus, which is on the Rio Negro, though a lot further downriver near where it joins the Solimoas and becomes the Amazon. Maybe we should organise a b3ta expedition up the Negro to find the ancient Inca Temple of the Fray Bentos Pie God.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:19, archived)
# Something Awful...
....They've done a movie review. I don't know who these guys are but their grasp of comedy could win prizes, (or maybe even crabs)?

http://www.somethingawful.com
(flowery_t, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:02, archived)
# yay
something awful is one of the best sites on the web, check out their ICQ pranks.

Click Me
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:27, archived)
# the man say....
It’s not my bloody round, I got the last one!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:35, archived)
# which ones roy?
(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:34, archived)
# That's obvious
He's the one next to Seigfried
(milk_explosion, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)
# good stuff
http://www.lighthouse.chtr.k12.ma.us/animalfarm/animalintro.htm

Don't look into the eyes...


captions?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:32, archived)
# whore cat
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:33, archived)
# Caption
Hmm for the one below. "The foam of azerof was once more brought forth so that Cher could de-age once again, while the Piper look on helplessly, unable to stop the wallpaper looking like spaghetti.
(flowery_t, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)
# Great Animal farm pictures.


Yeah, you like that dontcha, bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:01, archived)
# I love you guys
After a few rather stressful days, I just had a look at the board this morning and my life was immediately improved drastically by the images below this post. Thankyou so much for bringing a little shining light of joy into my life.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:04, archived)
# Now that's Magic.
If you love magic, then you'll love the world-famous Siegfried & Roy and a Duck.
(150mph, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 3:59, archived)
# why i thank god for b3ta
(fatskier, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 3:55, archived)
# it makes you glad that lesbians
don't find men attractive?
hmmm.... ok....
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)
# The one on the left
must be getting terrible cramp in her left arm by now.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:56, archived)
# 00Bear
bear bond action. Look out 00Bear, he's an evil genius...

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 3:42, archived)
# wicked
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)
# Whilst in my local health-food shop
the other day I picked up some...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 3:33, archived)
# It bestows
superhuman powers on the taker (like beer, the more you take the stronger you get).
(james, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 3:51, archived)
# Is that a
Duck-Billed Platerpuss, if not do you think tony hart would know what it is?
(A Representative of "Save the Duck-Billed Platterpuss" Originization, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 6:40, archived)
# Love this...
Megway - Transporting Human.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 3:21, archived)
# that's made by friends
of the almighty Cal! (he could do with one actually - I think he's at the garage now looking at his broken car...)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:28, archived)
# I love the
"folding into the trunk" bit. Nice gag.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 4:40, archived)

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