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HELP ME!

my internet explorer is being an arse when i go on warez sites and they need me to to click vote on a popup that appears i cant cause the popup page has gone all screwy and my net is faffed help me please

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:52, archived)

hmm...

try this: click on the title bar of the popup window. press escape. press f5. any good?

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:54, archived)

thank you

cheers that helped

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:03, archived)

Oi! No Warez talk!

But there must be some sort of "World Warez Archive" available via google with just direct downloads...
...this is merely a theory you leeching scummer :o)

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:57, archived)

screw hippies and their be nice on the internet crap

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

Well, it's been

generally accepted on the board for a long time not to engage in warez chat so as not to threaten the future of the site and the collective.
Plus I pretty much handed you all you need on a plate right there.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:10, archived)

well it

dont work

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:11, archived)

i have an idea....

email me : [email protected]

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:58, archived)

hmmm not sure is this a trick?

well is it?

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:00, archived)

Loads of

DDLs at appz:[email protected]

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

aww nutsuck

i fell for it

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:11, archived)

isn't it

[email protected] ?

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

look

just email me. it's not that hard LOL
(the trick is to hit that big OUTLOOK icon)

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:13, archived)

ok i have

now u happy?

(Trator Buzzak, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:22, archived)

i won't be happy

until you're all dead

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:32, archived)

I've been dead for years.

That any help?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:59, archived)

good evening everybody!

back from friends
been drinking
ive eaten kfc
ive got my comfy chair
now... wheres those kittens?, i've got some photoshopping to do!

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DaWolfey, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:50, archived)

hello - which KFC did you have?

i rather favour a zinger tower.

You know those chickens have no heads really and KFC make them out of rubber and stuff, it;s all true i read it on the interhighwebworld.net

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

i was going to have the variety meal

but then i noticed they've changed it!!! I don't want hot wings.. they're not tasty.

so I got a 3 piece meal instead, it had one of those pieces that has like a rubbery bit in the middle and has lots of meat. yum yum yum

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DaWolfey, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:10, archived)

oooh, nice,

usually go for the burger option these days - less messy I find.

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:20, archived)

appeal for help...

Anyone know a decent "real people review holiday destinations and hotels" type site?

Thinking of going to Turkey for a cheap couple of weeks' chilling out, but trying to get some real info...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:47, archived)

Try

Roughguide dot com.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:52, archived)

lonelyplanet.com

don't know which has the best forums :p

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

surely there'll be no one on

a lonelyplanet forum?

ok, coat...

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:22, archived)

Evening people

Im slighty pissed. And im staying up as long as i can handle tonite because im off to New York in the morning, and its a long flight so im gonna sleep then.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 22:45, archived)

New Yoik! Grr!

My friend is going also - I knew i shoulda gone with him - he's staying with a mutal friend of ours, curses. How long you going for?

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:01, archived)

Comming back

Midday next friday. My sister has been working out there for a year, suppose its about time i went to see her and do some shopping

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:06, archived)

about time? You should've gone ages ago

I went a while back an stayed with a different friend who was also working there, I had such a good time. Didn't sleep, but had a great time. Lucky ole you.

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:08, archived)

It's a cliche, but...

I (red heart) New York. Fucking great city.

Wish I was going.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

me too.

altho London's really rather quaint.
actually, scrap that, it's not.

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:09, archived)

Im looking forward to it

Bit scared about flying at the mo though, but im pissed so i'll get over it. Lots of beer on the plane and i'll be ok.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:13, archived)

naah flying will be fine -

also it's a long enough flight to get ice cream and you can't knock that (unless you're a vegan maybe).

If you want, I;ll go instead. Go, have fun, and buy loads of stuff. If you get back & don't want it, Ill have it.

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:15, archived)

I like to visit..

but quite glad I live here in Edinburgh. Although if I could live in any city in the world I'd probably go for Barcelona.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

hahaha

i'll bring some rock, then if i get to the birthday bash i'll give you some.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

Barcelona is a place I'd like to live actually.

Had a great holiday there a long time ago with a friend who'd just come out, and only to me. Went to every bloody gay bar in the city.
Everyone thought i was quite a good transvestite tho. =sigh...=

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

It's great...

I've been several times, with different people, and once on my ownsome for a week.

Just great.

One time there were a whole load of us, and we hit town on the weekend of the biggest festival of the year.

I will always remember sitting on the roof of Torea d'Avila (awesomely cool club)sipping the biggest Gin and Tonics known to man, watching the fireworks all over the city, the fountains lit up, and the whole town partying the night away...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:24, archived)

tis a good size for a city -

i do have this enduring memory tho, of being in a bar, with my friend, being the only girl, someone realising I was a girl, and lots of men shouting 'shes a WOMAN! ha ha! a woman!..."
It was actually hilarious, I think they thought we thought it was a straight bar if you follow that at all...

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:32, archived)

watching the fireworks?

you were there September 11th? *chuckle*

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:55, archived)

Dublin's quaint too...

oh, wait - it's full of junkies an racists.
Plus they're building a giant syringe in the middle of the city centre...

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:16, archived)

Oooo

What a good photo opertunity that would be

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 31 May 2002, 23:23, archived)

Baguss was very toubled...

Once upon a time
Not so long ago.
There was a little girl
and her name was Emily.
And she had a shop.
In that shop lived Bagpuss,
who was having terrible nightmares !!

Damn those bastard mice and their cheese at bedtime thought Bagpuss.

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kplex, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:45, archived)

Heh

I like bagpuss.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

things a attacking my window time

tonight its a giant moth things..

it entertaining watching it wack into my window, fall down and do the same thing over and over again :p

aaah the sweet sense of civilisation interfering with nature...

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:45, archived)

woo

now there's 2 of them

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:55, archived)

Did anybody see the b3tanesque culture-jammer on Big Brother earlier?

Davina's walking past all the punters outside, holding up their "Jade is a pig" banners, etc and some guy has a big yellow placard with "GOLF SALE" and abig arrow on it.

Superb.

Can anyone get down there with an "I can't Fucking Hummus" banner?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:36, archived)

did you know

she's the favourite to WIN this thing right now?

jade that is. some sort of sick joke i reckon.

(Tendency, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:40, archived)

put your money on a bloke

more women watch the show

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:42, archived)

Yeah i saw it, very funny. Also, hearing in the background the tv

has BB on and Alex just said very loudly and determindly - I CAN'T.... FUCKING... Beleive it.

I was SO sure he was gonna say HUMMUS. Then it cut to a commercial for THE TIME SPAZ film.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:41, archived)

I don't think you'll ever see a b3tan in there...

a) we may be a bit odd, but we're not that fucking stupid.

b) we couldn't live without b3ta for 10 weeks.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:45, archived)

Yes I saw that

It was surreal.
B3ta is everywhere.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:50, archived)

What the spong?

dear lord, i leave the board 4 hours and suddenly a new word comes into play? sweet jesus...

(Tendency, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:33, archived)

i can't help feeling partly responsible...

is this the bit where i get loads of credit? mwahaha!

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:11, archived)

hehe

great word, and application of aforementioned word. shame i'm never around to see these profound revolutionary moments in b3tadom

(Tendency, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:15, archived)

even bigger shame

that i didn't get a front page out of it. even though it was poorly executed. but dammit it's a GRRRREAT word!

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:18, archived)

Someone should add it to the dictionary

on m3553ng3r. I missed how it appeared too, unless it just 'appeared' out of nothing in which case i saw it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

check

the repost further up ;)

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:24, archived)

mwahahahahaha

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:33, archived)

Thats

the pringles tash if you wanted to know, or even if you didn't

(h00yah, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:34, archived)

Yay

The 'tache is a great touch.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:46, archived)

B3ta in Colour at last.

The full size version of this is over 1000 pixels wide, but i'll be kind and only post this one that wont take 3 weeks to download.

The

Lava Lamp

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:29, archived)

Verry Nice

Hypnotic

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:30, archived)

Fantastic, functional

and real purty!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:32, archived)

ooh

lovely, that is

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:34, archived)

In Bigger versions you can see all the lovely detail

I can't optimise it very well though. I should put less frames in (49) is over indulgent. Took me ages too.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:44, archived)

sigh -

make me feel bad for making the site greyscale why don't you?
;-)

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:04, archived)

Just imagine

3 times the bandwidth.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:08, archived)

i knew I should've put my foot down -

done the whole site in flash.

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pep, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:13, archived)

ooh go on

post a linky for us high bandwidth smug bastards :)

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:51, archived)

Oh go on then,

It clocks in at about 1 meg

I nearly fell into habit and put it as an image then

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

gorgeous...

now how to make it into a screensaver?

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

fantasmagorically

mesmerising. hypnotic, even.

must... fucking... hummus...

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

I don't know what the hell

it means, but it makes me laugh anyway.

SPONG

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:20, archived)

i love the interweb

look what i just found:

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:19, archived)

Evenin' all

Just adding to the current trend.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:15, archived)

This won't interest you

But I need to vent. I buy a brand new video card, spend days getting the damn thing configured, go out and buy Half-Life and a new dual analogue joypad, spend four hours trying to get it to work and... nothing. Glitchy audio, atrocious video, when you hit esc the menu page doesn't appear so you can''t change settings without a restart.

It's at times like this I remember just precisely why I own a PS2.

(The Unknown Anorak, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:11, archived)

to keep

draughts out?

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:12, archived)

Not just that

It's also a handy footstool for reaching high shelves.

(The Unknown Anorak, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:16, archived)

Hmmm -

A coupla months ago I bought a cheap P!!!, a cheap AGP GeForce 2 MX200, a cheap AWE32, half a Gig SD, 40 GB storage and they are more heavenly than any console... I enjoy flipping from Q3A and UT to b3ta.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:20, archived)

old school star wars

gooooooooooooooood evening B3TAN'S.
Bit of a strange query. About 6 or 7 years ago i had the pleasure of playing a "Star Wars" game on my Windoze 3.1 PC. The basic premise was a simple screen giving you options to avoid asteriods, fly between objects on the death star, and skyscraper towers. Anyway, my roundabout request is how i get this game to download.

Anyone?

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rosey, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:10, archived)

Was it

vector graphics?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:18, archived)

not sure

but i think so. Very simple. Very functional

EDITED TO ADD: i've googled it, t is the Vector Graphics version i meant. Anyone know where i can dowlaod it from?

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rosey, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:23, archived)

Sounds like the pc conversion of the old 80's arcade game

So you should be able to pick it up on an emu site.

Or try abadonware sites-they specialise in ancient pc games.

Beware though, old dos-based pc games often are hell to get to run under newer os's because they look for conventional memory and don't even recognise extended ram.

It's easier to gor for the emu option.
try classicgaming dot com.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:43, archived)

i've got loads of old

dos games and most of 'em still work.
for the ones that require expanded memory though, no chance
<edit>just checked and the mem command still works in xp! and i have 612K largest exec... not bad</edit>

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:46, archived)

yeah yeah

i remember that!
was soooo cool, looking for it now

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:41, archived)

Sounds like the ripoff

3D Starstrike on the ZX Speccy... (I am currently chatting on #speccy, btw...)

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:31, archived)

might well be

unfortunately my zx is gathering dust a couple of hundred miles away *sob* I'm suffering from "Horace Goes Skiing" withdrawal.

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rosey, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:43, archived)

Heheh

Excellent game - Frogger and other shit all ripped off in one game... Like Pacma.. I mean Hungry Horace.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 23:13, archived)

Good evening!

Guess my new characters name:

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:07, archived)

Is it....

Lord Fuckington?

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:09, archived)

Of course not.

A mere lord? My, what a demotion.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:11, archived)

Ok, how about...

Queen Hosebeast of Cuntybrush?

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:24, archived)

Hummm

I was sure someone would guess it before I finished this, which should give it away for sure.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:18, archived)

Do you live

in a nightmarish William Burroughs world?

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:24, archived)

Lordy

I think you all got it but you're too bored and uninterested to bother

So the answer is "Lee is your new characters name"

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:29, archived)

I'll get me coat then.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:35, archived)

queen-jew-bee-something

not sure what

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:28, archived)

WOO! Let's Rock with Fuzzbucket ! ! !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 22:07, archived)

yay

dammit thats kinda hypnotising in a sinister way

(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:15, archived)

he was

nodding perfectly in time to Dead Prez - Hip Hop on my winamp!

(bhell13, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:23, archived)

Hehehe

Excellent pickle!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:26, archived)

evening folks

i can't help but feel this could have been a lot better!

(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:00, archived)

Hah hah ha!!

Fantastic!!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:05, archived)

New from Sega

Spronic the Hedgehog

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:08, archived)

extreme style

thats one smoooooth motha

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:08, archived)

nice, but not fast enough.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 22:08, archived)

true true

mind you the garden hedgehog isn't the most extreme of animals.

(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:11, archived)

That made me laugh

almost as much as the original post!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:27, archived)

hmm

i was think about doing a Sonic-esq post!

(bhell13, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:17, archived)

Time spaz

But it fits in with the spong theme.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:56, archived)

Um...

I have been drinking...
SPONG!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:55, archived)

mamhamamhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

that is tops, fuzzy. smashing.
you truly are special. :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 21:57, archived)

woo

ooo!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

haha

i know the feeling

(juniorsquire, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:02, archived)

Woo

ooo 2

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:02, archived)

Yay Sir!!

More SPONG for you. I'm buying.

That made me laugh so much.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:14, archived)

Weee!

Thanks guys!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 22:21, archived)

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