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# This is fabulous, since I can't watch the show
it's like listening to a commentary from Radio Tourettes.

"And now, some c*nt in a dress. Aaarrrrgghhh, f*cking shoot me now!"

Honestly, I can't wait to see what you lot would do for Eurovision. I am now off to load some monkeys into the impact chamber- it's a man's life in product design.
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# We did that one too
Some classics came out of that night.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# can't you see this online? Try here
Watch COncert Live Online - i think
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# Hurrah. Praise the lord of the Internet
the experience is now complete but my monkeys are beckoning and explosive decompression waits for no man. (OK I'm designing a printer, so the monkeys aren't strictly necessary but everyone needs a hobby.)
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)
# i can capture whats left
if anyone would want it?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# the bbc are
gonna archive the whole thing on the site

bless 'em
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# to be fair i
can't be arsed anyway, i guess i was just being polite :)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)
# You mean you weren't here?
Eurovision was one of the best nights ever on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# No, I only found this haven of depravity about
a month ago and I'm 8 hours out of phase with the UK,working in Cali. Now, where did I put those monkeys?
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Hang on, you're not...
Denzil Dexter from the Univ of South Carolina by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# Errr, not that's on the other
coast, but good guess anyway.
(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)
# arse...
I was at a surreal 60th birthday party instead. Which was also awesome, but sorry I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Slovenia!
They wuz ROBBED!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Them Greeks
Really made the show for me.......tell me the password !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# OOh look
Another bloke in a frock
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# Good plan
Turning off baby spices microphone, so she couldn't bring down the the whole intricate Beach Boy harmony thing.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# Accept no imitations!
It's the Real Deal folks. Wonder if she's gonna accuse the organisers of Treason?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# Hello good evening
NOW FUCK OFF OUT OF MY GARDEN YOU OIKS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# d'ya think
they held her back 'til Ozzy was offsite?

All 50's/60s/70/s from now on?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# Yep
my kind of music from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# She's been upstairs watching corination street probably
ooh The Day Today's on now on t'other side
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)
# No,
you CAN'T turn over now...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)
# Oooh goody!
it's the QUEEN!
I do like the Queen.
(don't think much of Mr Clapton tho' - poor the Queen to have to listen to it.)

I - LIKE - THE - QUEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# more
ozzy

NOW
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# nooooooooooo
bitch
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# Oh christ, now my evening is complete
A bloke in a frock.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# Just reminding us...
...why we're watching.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# Antipodean
Unfunny twat
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# jesus
"well The 5th greatest bible moment of all time must be the birth of my brother Jesus it all started one fine day in the year 1bc which is kind of obvious as Jesus is Christ himself as he was know when he was born. his dad who was obviously god because Mary who's is a randy teenager of the age of 15 (trust me she was that age just read the god dam book) didn't want to tell her boyfriend (Joseph) that she was shagging his best friend who was going out with her friend. well to get away from the problem she decided to move to Bethlehem to get away from the trouble. after they set off on the donkey after 3 months they reached there new home called Bethlehem. they went around the town looking for a inn but all the innkeepers didn't like these Catholics because in those days Jews was the big land owners of the time and they didn't break into song and dance about it and they wasn't little kids. but after riding a donkey for 3 months they baby was going to be born 3 months early so he will be born with a peanut shaped head and will be little and will look like he's been in a pickle jar because in the year 0 many immature baby's never survived. so he is born in a pile of shite next to a house soon the news went around the world of a peanut shaped baby was born 3 months before he was meant to be born so everyone worshiped him."
(jebus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# jebus doesn't exist
therefore neither does this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# SSSShhhhhhhhhh....
.....we're watching the fucking tele.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# Brian is behavoing very weirdly....
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# Probably cos...
...he's straight. Speaking of which...
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# "my my what an elation"
can you just SEE the joy on his face? can you? really? I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# I haven't had so much televisual excitement
since I watched Topranko! earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# It's no good...
...I've cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# I once heard someone say that
Good Vibrations is the epitome of a perfect pop song.

I'm inclined to agree.

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# wow
jinx
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# dig out the original...
it is. It's wonderful.

That wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# It is a perfect pop song
And Brian Wilson just lost my respect.
'Thank you from America to all of GB'
Ace songwriter, he should retire
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# It is
one of the best songs ever written. And that was the most surreal version I ever hope to see.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)
# Good Vibrations...
..one of the greatest pop sonfs ever. I love it.

Not the greatest version ever, I suspect though...

FUCK ME!!! Look at Wilson's hands!! He's actually vibrating!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# At least they haven't shortened it...
the weird bits like this are the best thing about it...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)
# Probably cos...
they wheeled out Akomic Titten to keep his pulse going.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# ooh you're naughty!
Mind you I s'pose through the last 100 years of drug abuse he can't tell what horrid pikeys they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# Good Vibrations?
Will the theremin affect his pacemaker?

MORE OZZY
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# What's the betting....
...that the little Gretsche drum set belongs to Ringo. get ready for a tear-stained Beatle reunion?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# minus
one more
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)
# All 2 of them?
Or wheel out the caskets/urns?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)
# Yoko...
.....will have slapped an injunction on that.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# or the heads
futurama style
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)
# The Coors
Please apply retroactive birth control.
I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)
# Best reason
to legalise abortion in Eire ever.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# Their brother....
....is the only bloke on the planet that wouldn't like to bum all three of them one after the other.

Dunno, though. If they were my sisters I'd have been the keenest baby-sitter Ireland has ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)
# Before we get carried away with tonight's musical extravaganza...
...here's the evidence that proves Ben Elton must die

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# As if.....
...being a little four-eyed shitfuck wasn't enough evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# my life story
well gather round ppl, theres a story to be told, it might not make sence but who cares now! www.geocities.com/kerrapww/jebuspicksno5.html this is what realy happened on the historic day of 25th december 0AD
(jebus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# SSSHHH!!!
Busy bitching...
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)
# Can I just say...
I love watching shit TV with you lot, here on the b3ta sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# yooor my
besht mates yoo laht.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# Good,
innit?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# well at least we haven't
had any black hoodie-wearing 13-year-old wet dream inducing music
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# i don't get it
you mean a kid in a black hood making music? or the coors?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# nah i mean
music that would give a black-hoodie-wearing 13-year-old a wet dream

im still talking in yoda
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# it's the Corrs again
does God hate me that much?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# the corrs want to kill you
the coors wants to be your friend
right, i'm not getting any revision done, i'm bloody well off for a ride in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# the Corrs
tell me to burn things

but that's a story for another day
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

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