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# Anybody Seen My Ass?
clicky
(chrisxsimoneuk, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Fuck this
I'm going to bed
(00100100, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:30, archived)
# no
why?
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 2:18, archived)
# My horse! My poor, poor horse!
It ain't got no goddamn legs! What am I to do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:21, archived)
# Get some wheels fitted
Or buy a new horse
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Took a minute . .
too see his legs :)

Woo for hoverhorses (the transport of the future)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I have an idea!
Get a big skateboard and some duck tape.

And a hill.
(burtb0207, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Time for bed . .


Night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:21, archived)
# you know..
i actually made it all the way to bed.. falling asleep 'n' all..
then the image of a turtle with a WWI-helmet hit me - and i ran to the computer and made this.

/end first nude photoshopping

good night.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:11, archived)
# hehe, I think you need help
Very woo
(00100100, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Cool
I'm going to try that
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:12, archived)
# nude photoshopping???
(00100100, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:13, archived)
# I'm cold
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Smear yourself in this and
get up against the radiator.
(Smudger, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:16, archived)
# The helmeturtle
I say we get a whole bunch of them, rent an ice rink and get some of those brush things.

It could actually bring some entertainment to curling.

Or some phone calls to the RSPCA.
(burtb0207, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Yay! Bravo for nude shopping.
It happens a lot. Few have the strength to overcome.

Edit- Now I'm wondering. You sleep with a turtle?

Edit- And a WW1 helmet?!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:16, archived)
# i wish
..cigarette's finished now.
nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:22, archived)
# My First Woo - only $£9.95

click-click, (no text).
and now to bed. zzZ.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] get down with the bad zombie crew

number eight in a series of 9
(denki, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:00, archived)
# woo
shake those limbs!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Not too hard though..
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:03, archived)
# The cleaners would have a really hard time
(burtb0207, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Rigamortis?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Oh yes sir ,They can boogie but they need a certain song
woo yay
(smoglane!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Surely they'll be dancing to
Kernkraft 400
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)
# or leonard cohen
(smoglane!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Or
the Cranberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)
# or that Zombie Badger remix thing
(smoglane!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Or Grand Master Flesh
Pop and lock zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:19, archived)
# YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!
(Armer Farmer, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Is it just me
or do they look like zombie Kermits?
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:06, archived)
# with stiched up mouths
(00100100, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# just time for a really bad pun before bed

"Bigish shoe, get yer bigish shoe"
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:59, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# All his speeches together on one disc set.
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:53, archived)
# You could fit them . .
on a floppy really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# ooooooo
burn

no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Old USA
What happened to all the snipers in the USA that liked to REALLY show their appreciation of the president!

Guess they just dont make them like they used to... :'(
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# They all work for the CIA
and are currently busy disposing of WMD experts and such like.

It's a real art to make it look like suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Bush...
The Infinitwunt™
(yakmonkey, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Too late for the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# hahahaha
nope
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Cool
Must be bedtime then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)
# tis indeed
g'night everybody, except Zak, he scares me.

Bad Zak!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# bed for me too
'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Only one more sleep
till the new challenge.

Yay to the pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)
# woo!
spicy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)
# Hehe . .
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# haha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:01, archived)
# nice
love it.
(kiwi damo, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# don't look into its eyes i say!

too late
(dagnabbit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:51, archived)
# Who on Earth is that ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:56, archived)
# don't know...
found it in me cornflakes
(dagnabbit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:01, archived)
# Cripesicles
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Crap, Packle and Snop.
is what it said when it fell out
(dagnabbit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Was it encased in a small plastic air-sealed bag
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:06, archived)
# it bloody well should've been,
ah tell thee. Wittered all over me milk, it did.
(dagnabbit, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Sheee mu' fu' !
and on that note........bed calls. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# You guys take the minis...me and the Controller here'll take Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:51, archived)
# yay!
that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)
# i have nothing better to do with my time - really

clicky for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! status: jones, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:49, archived)
# psyduck's
getting all the action!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:00, archived)
# I dunno about that
looks like Jay (if it is Jay and where is Silent Bob?) has a good deal going with that alien.
(Bus Turd, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:05, archived)
# I found this:
it may be GC but didnt come up with anything in the search. If features some familiar kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:45, archived)
# TWATMANGLE
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:46, archived)
# That was made
by Joel Veitch, AKA Crab Bloke who is a b3tan.

We have seen it long ago, sorry.

You can see lots of his stuff at his website - www.rathergood.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:47, archived)
# My apolgies.
I've never come across any of Joel's stuff other than on his site. In my defence I did search to check if it was GC before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:49, archived)
# The glasscock site
is only searching so far back just now.

It's not really a problem though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Why is everybody being so friendly
I want some proper full on Baz Styled Rude'ness
Thank you for pointing out my stupidity you cunt
(smoglane!, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:50, archived)
# I am always friendly
but I can tell you to stick it up your arse if it makes you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:51, archived)
# are you sure
you're a real doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)
# Yes
all real doctors take temperature like this.

Now drop your trousers, bend over and promise not to tell your mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:57, archived)
# hello Ben
pleased to meet you
/fletch
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:00, archived)
# ok
it's spelt friendly you cock
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# I am having many love for Mystery Bob.
He was on when I made my first few contributions to the board and has been nothing but fluffy as far I recall. It would be most ungentlemanly to turn into a complete twunt over what is nothing more than a minor misunderstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Mystery Bob is lovely.
he is an example to us all. All hail Mystery Bob!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:02, archived)
# And his mob of fluff minions
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:03, archived)
# naah - fuck them!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Knob off . . .
you

erm

No, it's no use, I'm too nice for my own good !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 20 Feb 2004, 0:54, archived)

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