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Retards,Cats, and Polar bears

add an old lady and magic happens...

GeorgiePorgie and Chilly Willy helped me with this little bugger

(Quiksilver, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:55, archived)

aha

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:47, archived)

Your a twat

What does that mean you Luser!

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:51, archived)

Luser?

loser.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:53, archived)

"You're"

not "your"

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:58, archived)

bit of fun

come on, where's your sense of humour. If you are really offended I'll remove it and put something self-deprecating instead...apologies...

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:01, archived)

Because I'm a twat, does that mean I sniff bicycle seats?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:02, archived)

only if you want to :)

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:04, archived)

sniff sniff

I think I hurt his feelings

SORRY JEFF

Imitation is a form of flattery!

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:09, archived)

<homer voice>

mmmm... bicycle seats...

/homer voice

(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:07, archived)

Jeff

God, Ive just come in here to see if your all still alive and you fucking are. And youve all been here all night you SAD GEEKY TWATS!

and ive nobbed her

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:45, archived)

Jeff,

Have you met mike?

Mike, Jeff..
Jeff, Mike...

I think you'll get on famously.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:51, archived)

Well saying

youve come back I guess that makes you a sad geeky twat too then :)

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:53, archived)

SAD

Im not even going to reply to you guys! your too sad!

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:58, archived)

Then why do you keep coming back here?

I think somebody is a repressed 'geek'.

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:59, archived)

a twat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:06, archived)

Whatever he is

he can't fucking spell. The twat.

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:12, archived)

I only meant it as a bit of fun

and he seems jolly offended.

Do you think he's being a tad petulant or was I harsh posting the penguins?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:14, archived)

as I outlined in the above email.
He is twat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:18, archived)

I think

I might change my name, I don't want to be confused with Jeff, he sounds like a right twat.

(lowey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:20, archived)

No,

I can vouch for you Justjeff.
Ahem...
I have worked with Judtjeff for many years now and can quite categorically state that he is not, nor has ever been a twat.

He is really, tee hee hee

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:30, archived)

Thank you .

I think! But to be on the safe side I changed it anyway.

(lowey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:33, archived)

Sclub

you sad sad sad man.
I'll tell you what though, there aint no party quite like one of your partys.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:35, archived)

I think he might be a sherman tank

in which case that would explain his demeanour.

Google search for tanks called jeff...hurry hurry

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:22, archived)

Haven't you worked it out yet?

Your = The possessive form of you.
You're = Contraction of you are.

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butchbint, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:05, archived)

you're a DutchBird

and you have a better grasp of the language than divvy Jeff.

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fastcar, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:16, archived)

Then

why are you stll here if we are all twats.

But please dont go, its entertainment at its very best!

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:20, archived)

Fixit

"Ah! There's your problem boys - loose wire. I'll have him back online in no time..."

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K3rry, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:21, archived)

My first day at work

and whats the first thing i do? Come on b3ta of course.
Hehe, I think im gonna like it here

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:16, archived)

morning

Good luck

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:19, archived)

I have a fooking big web site

to sort out and put together, without a database as well though, Arghhhh

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:20, archived)

enjoy....

if you get bored, play the game "who looks like a guy out of aystem of a down?"

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:33, archived)

morning mate!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:20, archived)

hey dudes

i love this - when i wake up at about three o clock here peoplke are starting to get to work and stuff. this rules.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:22, archived)

Aha - I work from home

If (STRESS THE IF) If I get up when jess goes to work (6am) I can get everything done by lunch woo yay

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:26, archived)

working from home

i couldn't do that, i would end up watching telly and b3taing. in my pants.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:30, archived)

yeah but after a few years

you get used to it. Also means no travel shit or commuting. Can be lonely though so thats maybe why I peek into the board a few times a day...

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:41, archived)

morning pizza

thats two days in a row ive seen you on here in the morning now

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:23, archived)

I know. mental isn't it?

my body clock has adjusted itself to go to bed at 11.00, even if i don't want to, and wake at 5.30 really happy and full of the joys of summer!!
=D

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:28, archived)

dialogue from last night, in a bar, with my very attractive but totally unatainable friend lily and her very attractive friend (and my new friend) jess

LILY: mike, you remember jess? (introduces her very attractive friend)
MIKE: no, i don't think we've ever met
LILY: yes you have. on friday night you licked her entire face
MIKE: did i? oh.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:00, archived)

did

she let u do it again?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:14, archived)

but she showed me her ass.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:18, archived)

too...many...donkey...jokes...

but wouldn't let u lick it....?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:22, archived)

let me put it this way.

on saturday i may well be telling you that story.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:25, archived)

my fiance's called

Jess

No wonder she had a sticky face the other night...

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:23, archived)

heh heh

thing is, i found out after that she is only sixteen.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:24, archived)

my jess

is only 36

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:26, archived)

probably

a different jess. does yours have a tattoo on her ass?

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:27, archived)

but she has a pierced belly button

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:45, archived)

u dirty old man

well done!

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:28, archived)

fuck yeah

i just wish i remembered licking her.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:34, archived)

Waiter ...

there's a rat in my milk!

(Indole Ring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 6:03, archived)

hmmm

Dont cats like to eat mice?

(ChillyWilly, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 6:04, archived)

This kitten is a vegetarian

Moreover, he's a wussy pussy who is easily frightened by small furry creatures.

(Indole Ring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 6:15, archived)

Sshhhhh

Be quite sir, or all the other guests will want some.

(Maels, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:28, archived)

When Tony was out with the flu...

"IT" was happy to fill in

GeorgiePorgie and Quiksilver helped me on this, this is my first but not my last post..MUHA

Stay Frosty;)

(ChillyWilly, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 5:49, archived)

i like that

well done and welcome.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:01, archived)

beep beep, Richie.

beep beep.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 7:21, archived)

I've registered wooyay.com

what shall I do with it?
other than this ghettolicious front page:

(IsDelicious, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:36, archived)

hows about

the worlds largest collection of wooyay animated gifs?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:37, archived)

wooyay to that!

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:41, archived)

been done =(

oh bloody hell, the old link aint working..so sad!
vbloke, how could you =(

(IsDelicious, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:43, archived)

very

woo yay.com!

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:42, archived)

I am apprently doubly wooyay

woo. and yay, of course.

(IsDelicious, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:44, archived)

ahh

i'm sorry, i have gone too far once again
i have no social skills

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:47, archived)

you've got the cup

ive got the bottle

(Pointy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:30, archived)

On express elevator

to hell.
Hop on board by coming up with a caption for this:

Bit of a biggy despite me compressing it to buggery.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:26, archived)

what are they doing

to that poor kitten? i like it very much, yay and woo!

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:31, archived)

guuurgle

WOO! YAY !!

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breel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:35, archived)

your

still up? much respect.

(pixelchimp, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:51, archived)

Take Your Son To Work Day

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K3rry, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:26, archived)

where’s the marmot…

…chinchilla devision

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breel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:30, archived)

Actually

I need a decent marmoot pic for a new image.... got any good ones?

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K3rry, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:19, archived)

whats a marmoot

is this a marmoot?

(Pointy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:27, archived)

Go on, mamot me

No, one of those small furry things often confused with gerbils (but considerably more painful when inserted)

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K3rry, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:33, archived)

take your penquin to school day

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:51, archived)

BOLLOKS TO THIS

im going, its so boring, there is nothing to do, tommorow, im gunna learn php.

mabey.

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:04, archived)

good night then,

and let me know if the php tutorial you use is any good ;) i'd like to learn it in a day, too

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:07, archived)

php?

what is the 3 letter word of which you speak?

(Pointy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:02, archived)

check it out here

clicky opens new window
sorry about the delay, i was cleaning house

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:25, archived)

argh

it's half past fucking two and i'm still awake

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the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:37, archived)

comon dont be a light weight,

the night is young

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:43, archived)

Tell me about it!

Off to thoroughly clean the kitchen in a minute. mmmm, fun!

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Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:55, archived)

Where the fuck are our American friends

these days. There used to be fucking loads of them on here at night. Haven't even seen Kimbo for a while.

"COME BACK!! WE FORGIVE YOU FOR JOHN LENNON."

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:01, archived)

thank you for the thought

but i'll never overcome the guilt!
imagine how much we wish he had a kevlar vest that sad night!

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:06, archived)

American here

(waves)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 2:26, archived)

ill be your american friend

isnt that an oxymoron though?

(Pointy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:03, archived)

john wayne

would resent that...
i am in texas, usa by the way

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 3:28, archived)

more crap from

www.themanwhofellasleep.com

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:19, archived)

woo yay

to that.

Overheard on the train near Kilburn:
"Nah, I driv dan the station innit."

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crouchingbadger, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:32, archived)

nice!

perfect opportunity to try this out:
furtive_woo_yay

i suppose it's been done already...i might as well jump on the bus

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:47, archived)

Just discovered:

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Kaiser, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:07, archived)

BLIND PANIC AT THE U.N.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:38, archived)

hahaha

ive gotta make a yay woo.

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:39, archived)

here you go

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:51, archived)

I'm honoured.

Nice site.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:56, archived)

thanks

you can upload your images to my domain at www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

[edit] address was wrong

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:00, archived)

sweet

2pt on 6pt leading.

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breel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:45, archived)

I just got lucky

with a filter!

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 1:02, archived)

Last one from me...

If anyone wants to come to Brighton, the door's on the Natch... ahem...

sleeeeep, must get sleeep

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:34, archived)

nah

tucked up in …

… well were ever it is it aint there.

Nacho your a class

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breel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 0:38, archived)

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