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# one for nacho
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Luvly
How nice. Am I He Munt then?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)
# Aah very good!!
I have got a Skeletor costume at home that my lodger made. And the face paint to go with it.
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:19, archived)
# Fantastic
Does that mean we get to battle? I'm not sure I look like quite such a force for good as yer common-or-garden he man though.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:24, archived)
# I can laugh like Skeletor!
I was very disappointed when I saw the He-Man film, and Skeletor didn't have the high-pitched cackle.
I have a girlfriend called (evil) Lynn though...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)
# iMacDonald and his farm
click here for a karaoke wonderfest!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:37, archived)
# This
is truly wonderful. Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:40, archived)
# not a mac fan then?
Hmm, but for that, I'll let you off. (what do you do with your memory to make it so dodgy?)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# Well
Macs are OK. I don't really like Macs, Windows or Linux TBH, but that might simply be because I am so used to the Amiga's operating system that others just seem odd and confusing. Then again, I use Windows every day, and it hasn't grown on me at all....
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)
# i love amigas.
they're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)
# I could
be all geeky and tell you all about my super-upgraded mega-Amiga, but i'm not going to because then i'd look like a geek... oh... i already do.

I like to think of myself as a geek with a life. Doesn't mean its true though.

Gosh I do go on sometimes don't I. I'm just bored I think.

Tell you what. As strawberries come in punnets, how about some fruit related puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:16, archived)
# Also
I feel I should point out that I thought that the flash anim was funny, even though I am a professional assembler programmer who is a very big fan of Motorola's processor architectures (68xx, 68xxx, PowerPC...). I don't take things seriously enough to be pissed off when someone makes a joke about G4 processors or whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:59, archived)
# i was only kidding :)
You made cal & I laugh outloud. At the same time.
That meant something unusual happened in the b3ta office.
There was noise. (and, better, it was happy noise, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Marvelous
I aim to please. I'm just usually a crap shot...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:11, archived)
# can you blog is Mr. Pep?
I'm trying to write the newsletter here. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Laaa laaa laaa
I am an idiot.
(Esteban, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)
# Ummm...
that joke was already done actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:32, archived)
# I stole the image off you
your gag was different wasn't it. Or is there others?

I am slack.
(Esteban, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# Well
Scroll down... theres another "Pornish Pasty", which I changed TO "The Porn is Tasty", you just changed it back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)
# yup
I see your point. I'll get my coat.
(Esteban, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)
# LOL
@ the change :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# You're not the
Stephen Carr of Tottenham and Ireland fame are you? Only I didn't realise he had a dirty thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you ever noticed...
... that the queen and the QE2 share the same name? This is no coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)
# Well...
I knew that the queen mum was bionic, but I never suspsected that the queen was a robot in disguise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:02, archived)
# Looks like
David Icke was half right, just confused robots with lizards.

Easy mistake to make.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:12, archived)
# somebody
send out the fleet, sink that ship NOWWW
(dogsknob007, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)
# well now u do.
(steeev, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)
# coo...

Judith trotting, with her reputation..
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)
# Where are that bloke's legs?
Has that pesky bear been about again?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)
# the back of his
head reminds me of the back of Hugh Lauries head. I don't know why.
(Esteban, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:17, archived)
# Or
a young Des O'Connor?
(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)
# Des O'Connor was on tele just now
also talking about trotting. Everyone's at it these days.
Some bloke in Sex and the City told Carry to trot on, trot, trot and she did.
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:24, archived)
# Trotters are good
(twelveways, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:30, archived)
# But not as good
As a dwarf only Basketball team.
(twelveways, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:32, archived)
# couldn't decide who to chose,
but AndyK you had the right skin tone for it!
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:06, archived)
# the scary thing
is that now it looks like my bruv and his wife, in there holiday photos
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:10, archived)
# well, if that's the case,
get hold of their holiday photos and stick them on b3ta for a comparison and munt-up sesh
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:13, archived)
# I preferred
Judith myself...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Stunning
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:37, archived)
# fantastic!
looks like my bruvvers wife!
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:42, archived)
# Have you seen what Esteban made....
You need sound though

safari
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:56, archived)
# woo!
is the dialog genuine?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:00, archived)
# wow
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:00, archived)
# Adeh!
I started that last night and have been working on it all day. I am glad you like it.
(Esteban, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)
# MY version
If you can read this, you can read this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:36, archived)
# Ha ha`
I only just spotted the tit on his head...
(Slacker, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)
# Well...
I can't claim credit for the tit... I just changed the title. "The Porn Is Tasty" seemed more funny than "The Pornish Pasty"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# Actually
its a shame B3ta doesn't have polls, we could ask the b3tans which is the funnier version... or if they even care...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)
# oh no
(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:32, archived)
# "Where's me Thunderbird?"
(kee, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:25, archived)
# Where's Spit?
(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:19, archived)
# Judith Chalmers is on tele
at the moment talking about Trotting races...quality!
Trot on Judy, trot trot
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:13, archived)
# Yeah,
She's so off the beaten track it's untrue!

Oysters & Jazz - Result!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# always a much better combination
than oysters and jizz.
Mind you, isn't Jizz a South African version of jazz?
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:18, archived)
# oysters and jizz
that explains the taste then, i'm never eating oysters now.

maybe go for a bit of halibut as an alternative, no, hang on, bad mental image of judith charmers now, aarrgghh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:21, archived)
# Mick Miller portrait
(kee, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:13, archived)
# I'm going to see
Mick Miller next month... Ken Dodd is in the same show, what could be better? Hmm.

Perhaps I should secretly take some pics so that we can mock him?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# or is it..
terry nutkins,the wildlife bod whose fingers were eaten by an otter, in disguise.....
(dogsknob007, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:29, archived)
# would somebody
go here and tell me what im looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)
# They leave me
VERY concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# Err
the internal organs of large cuddle toys that have been hung, drawn and quartered?
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# Dribble
concerns me especially....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# theres
definately some giraffe in that one
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:21, archived)
# I think I like
Pasty and Happy the best. Big Knockers looks like it's got a serious case of piles.
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:24, archived)
# whatever that is,
I don't think i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I've no idea what that's all about.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# well...
i have no Farking idea.

some people are just plain weird
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Abominations
of the earth!!
(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:54, archived)
# 'E gets about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# Wow!
Not only can he play guitar, he can drive jeeps on the moon! Is there no end to this polar bears abilities?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:28, archived)
# Looks
more like Mars to me, but I've never been there so i may be mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)
# No
it is the moon, its just the red light district.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:45, archived)
# HMQ in her schooldays


But wait! He's at it again!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:09, archived)
# the healthy youth diet...
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:02, archived)
# Isn't that
William Hague?
(Nacho, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:09, archived)
# My version
(Celtican is 10! Old school or what?, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:11, archived)
# that's a point,
william hague and winston churchill between them resemble every british baby that was ever born. what is it with tory prime ministers? (or shadow prime ministers. whatever.)

Goo goo.

Ga ga
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Is
William Hague doing his Hannibal Lecter impression here? Looks like he's been caught in the middle of the "sluuurrppp!!!" bit.
(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# look out
he's in my tent, AARRGGHH!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 5:56, archived)
# and his friend is stealing the tyres off my jeep
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Is that a shot from
Escort Reader's Wives Bears?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 6:09, archived)
# No,
it's from Playbear isn't it?
(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:23, archived)
# No
It's just a bear that's tired
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Well
I've never seen a bear with so much spare tyre. I don't know how his misses can bear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
# She's
bearing up. They've had a Goodyear together.
(wallacet, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

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