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she eats

fried green tomatoes and then spits them at you

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:49, archived)

What a lovely

ruminant.

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:35, archived)

thanks

i cud not chews to do anything but. ;)

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:46, archived)

LOL

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:23, archived)

The Dalai Lobster

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:59, archived)

excellent

i'd be much more inclined to take spiritual advice from him than that llama geezer

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

Oh god here we go

Dalai Lemur

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:05, archived)

Oh Noooooo

Dalai Loomer

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

My mate met the Llama

This is what she said in her email.
True, did drink tea with Dalai Lama, that was after he made us wear red strips of cloth around our foreheads and a lotus leaf on our heads - he was laughing quite a lot, not surprising really.

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

That sounds very cool

I'd love to meet the llama. He must be a very interesting bloke (I hope he can control his defensive spitting reflex in polite company though).

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:19, archived)

It sounded

really funny. He was doing some sort of teaching/tea drinking thing that anyone could go to. He sounds mad as a bike.

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

he would be i suppose

i love the story about the monks trekking around tibet and china looking for the reincarnation of the old lama, and the tests to see if he can remember objects and stuff. marvellous. I wish I believed in all that stuff.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)

I like watching

those fighting monks, who do all sorts of unlikely things with thier bodies. They're very cool.

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

Surely

the Church doesn't allow that?

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)

Have you never seen

Archbishop of Canterbury George Carey doing his special move (involving a chainsaw) against Desmond Tutu?

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:55, archived)

Of course,

how could I forget. And Derek Nimmo's part in Enter the Dragon was a show-stopper if I recall.

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)

Are you talking about

The Shaolin Kung-fu monks?
They do lots of cool stuff like fighting with really big poles whilst pretending to be drunk, headflips and pushing cars along with a spear, but with the sharp end resting on their throats and their hands tied behind their backs. Very cool.
They're on eurosport quite a lot so you should keep your eyes out for them if you've never seen it before.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)

That's the boys

I love them, but they are very scary to watch. They need the"don't try this at home" thing a lot...

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:31, archived)

Not again!

Dalai Lumber (jack)

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

OK then,

how about the Dali Lama?

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)

Ahah..

a whole new league of sophistication. bravo.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:23, archived)

really pushing it now..

Dhaley Lama

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:27, archived)

you think YOU'RE pushing it?

dalai lemsip

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:42, archived)

even worse

Dal Eye Limpet

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)

AAARRGGHHH!!!

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)

Dali Loner

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:19, archived)

But wait!

llamas in pyjamas!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:28, archived)

There's

got to be a game in that somewhere.

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

Er.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

I dont know who did this (edited)

Clever me didnt see all the posts about this further dahn the page - sorry for doing it again. I am a twat and will punish meself.

> but i thought it was funny

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Hugo Rune, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)

i plugged the baby

into a shit spirographic sequencer thing i was fiddling with a while ago, which I guess means I can post it here.

Is it art? Is it shyte? Well, I know what I think.

(

crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)

i vote

it art

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:50, archived)

who knew

shite could be so genius?

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:51, archived)

hooray

you like it then? woo.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:54, archived)

Wowsers

I was completely enthralled, I even began to make up my own rules and created some kind of game, I'm still not sure how I played it, but it involved keeping all the crabs spinning and rounding up the monkeys....

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:23, archived)

Be John Candy

with this smart john candy mask.

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limpfish, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:44, archived)

here's the website

www.johncandy.tk

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limpfish, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)

Wow

Now that is scary!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:24, archived)

huh?

okayyyyyy...

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:43, archived)

Harryman

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:37, archived)

sorry

you image, and the last one isn't working.

Has your site got some nasty refering checking issues?

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rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)

no show

I don't know. Bloody annoying. I just posted them up on a freeservers.com site. Will check and repost elsewhere. Cheers

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:02, archived)

ooh! it's working!

and it's great!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:44, archived)

He's nowt but a nipper

I give you crab baby...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:37, archived)

he's meditating.

crab baby buddah bless you.

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:45, archived)

It's

a Zen crab!

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:45, archived)

that is

really calming for some reason.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)

there's something wrong..

with this room. Can you spot whats wrong with the picture? It takes most people 60 seconds.
www.hostu4free.com/members/beaztt/way-board.gif
If you dont see it, keep looking, you'll spot it.

(wid, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:36, archived)

i belive

that your a weekend too late with this one.

and many more have passed this way since including a polar bear being chased by a sumo opera winfrey.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:47, archived)

can i just say

that the misheard song lyrics animations are fantastic and we need more? "meatball, meatball, hit that perfect meatball!"...oh and b3ta rules.

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:22, archived)

I second that...

strokes of (twisted) genius

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rockyrobin, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 13:32, archived)

Requestion for Questions: What would you like to ask Davros?

Thankfully the Tony Hart interview finally happened, we are still waiting for David Icke, but in the meantime Davros (Terry Molloy) has agreed to be interview by the b3ta board.

This is fantastic. What would you like to ask him?

(BTW: for those with short memories, Davros was the baddie in the kids sci-fi show Dr Who, and starred in this cool animation from cthonic.)

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rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:21, archived)

Stairs.

I'm sure I remember in one episode that Daleks could levitate up and down stairs. Have I imagined this? If not was it incorporated to stop all the jokes?

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)

I know this!

It was in one of the Sylvester McCoy stories.. ummm.. ummm... can't remember the name though. But yes, they levitated a Dalek up some stairs on a very poor white-light effect.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:33, archived)

Not that I just looked in my Amazon Order history or anything...

*hangs head in shame*

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000056CP7/026-5247685-0814035

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blah, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:37, archived)

Whats

wrong with liking Dr. Who? Tom Baker was very funny as the Doctor, and some of his scripts were written by none other than Douglas Adams. Plus the "great" effects add even more comic value. Brill.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:56, archived)

Yeah, but

sylvester mccoy was the straw that
broke the camels back....

And as for that McGann brother!

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flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:46, archived)

Really?

I thought Sylv was a lot better than Colin Baker...

He had some truly shit stories. Bonnie Langford ruined things a lot more than Mr. McCoy did.

Besides, Rememberance of the Daleks was a good story.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:50, archived)

Mr McCoy

McCoy...wasn't he in Star Trek?

(PsychoSquat, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 3:17, archived)

how long were you strapped into the machine

during the shotting of an episode and how long did the make-up take to put on?>

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:26, archived)

Some background reading

Davros top trump.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:28, archived)

Would you have got as far as you have in life

with a plunger and salad tongs instead of arms?

(rickydazla, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:32, archived)

the dwarf who played...

R2D2 in the star wars franchise, revealed that to alleviate the boredom of being stuck in a tin can all day the engineers would plaster the inside of his bucket with porn, did any of the daleks similarly indulge in smut related tomfoolery to pass the time?

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:34, archived)

Did you ever

nick any of the props? If so, what?

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:34, archived)

Who would win

Davros or the Borg Queen?

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:35, archived)

What I really want to know

how do daleks go to the toilet?

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:37, archived)

was this ever a realistic possibility

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)

Do people

recognize you in the street?

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:38, archived)

Do you

recognize people in the street?

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flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:42, archived)

Have you ever

Sat in a dustbin to re-hash upon the good old days?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:42, archived)

questions

Who do you think would make a worse Dr Who than Paul McGann?

Dr Fox - why?

Dr Dr - can't you see I'm burning?

Knock Knock... Dr.... HAHAHAHAHAH YOU SAID IT!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:45, archived)

Daleks aim

wasn't it crap, didn't that have some kind of advanced targeting system.

i'm sure there are hundreds of times they could have killed the doctor with better aim.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:59, archived)

Of course

it was crap, they were bad guys on TV, and as everyone knows, bad guys on TV are the worst shots in the world, ever! Even when they do hit something its usually an arm or a leg...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:01, archived)

Daleks Vs. Cybermen

Who would win in a fight

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

what noise

did moving daleks make in real life?

Sophie Aldred, did you?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:05, archived)

bonnie langford?

Did you?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

DULL FACT: Sophie Alred

once dated James singer, Tim Booth.

(

rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

what is

the oddest thing to ever happen to you

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:44, archived)

Did you have to hide behind the sofa

when you first saw the daleks too?

and: was playing Russell in 'Attack Of The Cybermen' a bit of a come down after the Davros power trip? (I love Google searches)

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chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:57, archived)

do you have

any chat up lines that always work? do you think i shall ever find anyone? I'm not that fussy.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)

was

there a hierachy amongst Dr Who's enemies, like Daleks are better than Cybermen who are better than TimeLords sort-of-thing?

(james, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)

Do you dream of electric sheep?

And if so, do they have lasers?

Binst

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binster, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:55, archived)

Question:

Which Doctor & Which Assistant were the most fun to work with, and which was the least fun?

(Muttley, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 12:48, archived)

Remembering an old episode with Davros mind controlling Leslie Grantham...

did you ever regret not hitting him with a hammer and saving everyone from that "Dirty Den" bollocks?

(Muttley, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 15:52, archived)

Did that problem with your voice..

ever clear up? You know, the one that made your voice robotic-sounding all the time?

(Kimbo, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 1:37, archived)

Fan Mail

Have you ever received a bit of fan mail from a female fan explaining in detail of "stuff" she wanted to do with Davros?

and if so... can I read it?

(Sul, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 3:37, archived)

do daleks

need recharging and if not what type of power supply do they use?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 4:34, archived)

How..

did you change a wheel if your brakes seized on, did you carry a jack and wheel brace?

(dogsknob007, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 7:13, archived)

Davros man

Was there any brown on Tom Bakers scarf?

(MentalAge, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)

steven hawking

everyones been skirting around the issue of steven hawking. is doctor who really a prophecy coming true, could steven hawking really become davros?

(steeev, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)

My great gran looked like Davros (true! she did!)

Anyway, to questions:

Did you ever here Tom Baker say he was "putting it in now"?

Did Peter Davidson ever try to demonstrate any of his skills from "All creatures Great and Small" on other cast members?

Oh, and on a personal note, I thought the Cybermen were waaaay more scary than the Daleks.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 13:53, archived)

Davros

Is it true you and Frank Williams were seperated at birth?

(John Turner, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 2:08, archived)

Obvious one

Have you seen and did you like cthonic's animation?

(Sul, Wed 16 Jan 2002, 2:55, archived)

Giant Squid

off Scotland

Biiiigg squid rings.

(james, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)

Fuck me

where did that squid get the overalls from?

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

There's

a lot of flotsam and jetsom floating in the North Atlantic. I'm surprised he found the right size though.

(james, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)

are they

looking at cloud shapes? or maybe they're watching this kite

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)

I think I saw that Giant Squid

at Dreamscape in 1992

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:16, archived)

fantastic

I used that image in this animation.

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rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:25, archived)

that link

doesn't seem to connect.

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:49, archived)

obvious, but it will haunt me until i say it:

oh my god! so that's where i was last night. but who is that bloke in the orange jumpsuit?

sorry. it is done now.

i'm not sure i like the way the beeb skim over the "they're extremely rare and we accidentally killed it" part.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

i'm more scared by this picture

is it a operationn in a hospital???

or maybe a close up of a pic from stileproject??

who knows

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:24, archived)

maybe this was thier love child?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:52, archived)

Obvious, I know.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:07, archived)

believe it or not

i was just getting ready to do that. saved me the effort ;)

(que, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

Heh

Johns chuffed, I always told him I'd make him famous.

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)

Is he available for

any more photos?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

I am currently

in negotiation with his agent.

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:33, archived)

My mum told me a joke last night

what's small, furry and blue?
a hamster holding his breath.

i quite liked it, thought i'd share.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:06, archived)

My mum phoned me last night to

tell me that my sister had split up with her bloke, and she was rather upset & could do with a visit.

What did your mum tell you last night?

(

rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)

That she was off to see the vicar

not sure why.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)

my mum told

me that my dad had said pretty much everything and that I should eat well.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)

My mum told me

that my dad had sent me an email. Which was lucky, otherwise I wouldn't have noticed.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:14, archived)

My mum

warned me not to talk to strangers... and now look what's happened.

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)

Mine told me

That I missed a cracking episode of Heartbeat... dammit

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:19, archived)

A 'cracking' episode?

Does that mean they were all on crack? That would certainly make it more interesting than the rigamortis-inducing boredomfest it usually is. Sunday TV is so utterly shit, sometimes I find myself on the verge of suicide. Bahh.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

I hope you...

... said "I'll lend you a copy of my A-Z if you want to go and see her"

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blah, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)

your mum

indirectly caused me to stain my shirt with tea, as i laughed heartily at that joke.

here, have some tea and a cake. there's enough for everyone.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)

thankyou very much

i'll tell her, sure it will make her happy.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)

This is small, furry and blue

according to google.

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)

he looks a bit ill

you should remind him to breathe

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

you see now

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:51, archived)

Pure genious

"You'd da man," As Copperfield wouldn't say.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

Perhaps it's a bit irresponsible

to be requesting that we photoshop babies?

(

browncat247 browncat247, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:40, archived)

thats

great

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:47, archived)

Hear, hear

Is it real?

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)

i think

he was pressing a bit hard with that pen.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)

You just completely stole my idea about harry potter

You obviously have no talent of your own. You must be a Graphic designer.

(kmick, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)

your not the only one who thought

of it. why do you think he stole it from you?

(bboy, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)

this idea is very current

I've already had the filmposter version in my inbox earlier this morning.

Some ideas don't seem to be owned by anyone - they just appear simultaniously in peoples minds around the world.

I suspect space aliens using mind control (again).

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rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:48, archived)

Not the general idea but the title Harry pothead and the philosophers stoned

You are obviously a graphic designer as well sticking up for the cad

(kmick, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:48, archived)

can i be a graphic designer?

i can design in ms paint.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:51, archived)

and what great job do you then?

like i care.

(bboy, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)

You

should be flattered.

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)

and what great job do you then?

like i care.

(bboy, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)

no fighting on the board chaps

the pool attendant doesn't like it.

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rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:55, archived)

What we need is a nice relaxing

cup of tea.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:59, archived)

yes but whos going to make it

milk no sugar for me please

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)

bboy mind your business

you are a nosy bugger now go away

(kmick, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)

No insults please

any disagreements should be settled with photoshopped babies at 10 paces.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)

go on!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)

Lets not fight

Over Harry potter he's rubbish any road

(kmick, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:06, archived)

royal reefer

(Rascal, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:36, archived)

bollocks

Just as I finnished this one!

Although the above is alot better than mine

Harry (27k image)

(Sul, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:42, archived)

heh

ha ha. Thats great.

(wild, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)

How do I post a message <eom> thanks?

Any clues?

(kmick, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

theres a handy guide

here

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)

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