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# And another...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Pffft
loon
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha

(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Yet
another 1am psychedelic nightmare post... Rescanning some photos, it's late, I'm mildly hammered, started doing stupid stuff, the crap brightly-coloured gradient maps came out and it all went downhill from there. This started life as a photo of a sphinx on the banks of the Thames near Blackfriars, fwiw.



CFB in handy non-wallpaper format (200k or so).
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# fuck me!
i like that!
woo!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# seconded
*fucks*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# do you want to play the apple game?
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# do you want to know
think carefully about this
fingers MC has chilli on his cock
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# I call this "Shed with Cats"
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# why?
I only see one cat
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Its late.
I'm tired.

And my foot hurts.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:20, archived)
# tell your foot to stop being so fucking emo
and stop buying it pet hampsters everytime it forgets to feed one and it starves
and yer maw
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# well i can only see spiders
spidersSPIDERS!they're everywhereman, in my eyelids, in my teeth!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# how does it smell? etc...
nicely done
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# The shed?
The cat?


Or my foot?

Oh and thanks.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# And who can blame him.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
love that
love the name
*loves*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# When I leave my room...

...the ghost twins come out to play!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Yay!
*happy noises*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# those pesky kids
i knews it was you!

most woo good sir
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Eff Pee
Woo yay up she rises.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
#
that's awesome.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Nicely done
woo yay!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# wooo!
i be impressed by that spinning ghosty-man's inability to throw up
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# So was I...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# arf!
great!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Wasn't as bad as this
members.gamedev.net/benryves/bonk.avi
(When making this one):


I still have the bump :-(
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# and i still love that
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# pffft
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Aww!
You're so cute when you're stumbly.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Shush!
I suffer for my art ;-)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# ha ha i could watch that forever
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Hell!
Those bastards will wear your chair out.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# fun game:
big paved hill in uni campus + one office chair each = happyfuntimeyraces
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Bah
shopping trolleys have bigger wheels and roll much better ;-)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# this
but. do not spin them on purpose when you push off. at least dont do it aiming for a drain because you pop a little wheelie. i did this 3 times, fun twice, 3rd time resulted in going backwards and said shopping trolly landing ontop of me. my hip still hurts to this day every so often from it, it was like 5 years ago too
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# nice story
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:23, archived)
# hahaha
*does some sort of gay internet guesture* :)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:25, archived)
# you know you love it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# oh aye i gotta admit your prolly my favourite b3tan
but im not sure if thats an acheivement or not to be honest
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:28, archived)
# meh i know that would change if i did't have boobies
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# not realy for all i know you have a manstick
your always up for a laugh though so fair play to you
unless u wanna cyber? ;)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# she's right
y'know i wouldn't even think it worth saying hi, if it wasn't for your giant chestnorks
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# thats realy smooth you know that?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# *slicks back hair
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# he gets let off
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# that sir is fucking woo!

WEAR MORE HATS
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Your woo cracks me up
It's subtle liek

EDIT: What exactly kicked off here? Looks like the guy drank some flammable liqour, how'd it ignite? It's funny as fuck mind.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# he drank a flaming zambuca
it spilled over him and set him on fire. The video's out there somewhere.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Wow
That's great!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Cor, WHIZZO!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# hehe
cool


(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:53, archived)
# P-roast
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# *complies*
ooh kitty! vere clevvir
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# u is in
teh fluffey tiem mode, isn't u?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# mayse bee
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# You realise that I now I have to press F5
another 7 times before I can sleep

*throws biscuits*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# strongfield?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# SURROUNDED
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i'd rather your posts contained 17 full stops
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# .................
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:21, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# twice
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i have just
fucked up your chevron
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:12, archived)
# fuck off you muffbag!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# i don't even need to say it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:13, archived)
# we are all thinking it
T_A__S C_SH_ Y__ S_IT
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# There will be other chevrons
You cannot stop them!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# imma make a chevron outta somebadies face inna minute!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:16, archived)
# quiet you
wheres you're icon
wanker
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:17, archived)
# i dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon't knnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww
*sob*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*teases*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# Nurse! Get me 40cc of fluff, STAT!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:18, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:22, archived)
# *cups*


what you mean i'm not a real nurse!

i'm wearing pvc aren't I!
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Your just a big gayer really, arnt you?
*bums*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:25, archived)
# it be true
i have the gay
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:26, archived)
# OCD?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:11, archived)
# wow!
amazoning
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Arrrghhh.
Stamp on them.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# *breaks open gun barrell*
*puts your testicles in the gap*

*fires*

edit: you look like eric melvin
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Harsh
but fair
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:03, archived)
# deys is vere fluffeh
i want to stroooooke theeeeem
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# They will only shit on you
and you know it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# nah the mummy will attack me AGAIN
i swear i wasn't anywhere near them!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Easy enough.
Turn the swan upside down in the water. Swans can't right themselves when you do that, then you can stroke the fluffiness to your heart's content.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# they am teh cute
*fetches oranges and a large pan*
i'm hungry
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
*fetches savoury pancakes*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)
# srawberry paancaaakes
comiin for yoooou
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# noooooooo!
*hides*

are they gone yet?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# give me your pancakes!
do you like my loverly girls bike, you can tell it's a girls bike the crossbar is so low
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:14, archived)
# aaargh! fluffs! loves them!
pwetty sig-nets
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo.... 'Down at the Milky Bar Kid Factory'
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)
# hmm
wooing that i am
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# In all the times i've asked how to make babies
i've never been told the truth!
hello nosey person - that wasn't a red-x you saw honest
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# 1x woo
7x yay
13x jaffa cake for you
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# I have linked this image on my site
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:31, archived)
# sharp dressed...

(don't get it? Clicky.)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)
# I get the point.
Or rather they did
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)
# har har
i heard that on the news today, reportedly "several children were scratched". my god.

TJ: typing "i'm cocking bore" into the address bar comes up with this
www.pyramydair.com/blog/2005/04/does-cocking-breakbarrel-gun-bend.html
now i want and airgun so i can play

*imagines putting someones testicles in the gap*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)
# my aunt was head of quality controll for all the clothing in sri lanka for mns
after all that shit a few years back they had bout shoddy clothes she got fired, looks like they are at it again
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)
# buggers
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Bloody hell
I hate it when they leave pins in clothes, I never find them all before I put them on.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Day in the life of a lurker

G'night B3ta!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:48, archived)
# sweet dreams
FEAR MACHINE
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)
# hurrah!

i like yours better
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Its a psychological disease
that affects only late night messageboard users

Have a fuzzy-wuzzy woo!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# causes the sufferer to scream abuse such as
"somebody fucking post something for christ sake!"
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Is that a hint
or a threat :P
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# usually a coffee-fueled threat =)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:09, archived)
# T
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# ta
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# The old ones are the best
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)
# usually yes....



I kid. Woo
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)
# *groan*
woo
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:43, archived)
# I just got Acrylic and I drawd a darlick
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:37, archived)
# yous old
nice dalek
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)
# That why
i'm allowed to stay up so late.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)
# lucky you!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Testing Acrylic
I thoroughly recommend you try it



is done in acrylic

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

2nd is done with almost exactly the same brushstrokes and technique in paint.

As you can tell, im crap as i dont have a graphic tablet or owt.

but look how anti-aliased the first one is! amazing.

i really should sleep, or i wont be able to sustain the sugar bender i will be having tomorrow.

goodnight
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# I assume then that acryillic
is also the name of some kind of painter-esque software?

Give me real acryllics any day.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# you assume correctly.
Microshaft make it.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Damn this brings back bad memories.
When I was at college I did my finest painting ever - it was the xenomorph from the alien movies, and it kicked more ass than the Buvarian Olypmic Butt-kicking team.

So the fuckcuntbastard college kept it for themselves.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)
# like this?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Different but almost as good
as that. It was my best work ever, and it was also the time I was told about the clause in the college charter saying they own any work I produce on campus :(

BASTARDS!!!!!

*mails 50,000 crazy frogs to college*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)
# i had a similar experience when i made a lamp
although i probably didn't put nearly as much effort into it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)
# \/\/O0T!!1!!1!1!!!!111£le\/en!!!!1!
That looks frillish
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# Where can we get it?
???
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Here's the link again
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:33, archived)
# jesus lizard that's big!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)
# haha
was that last night?
*has lost personal timescale*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:52, archived)
# yup!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:00, archived)
# |
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# then why is it in fucking french?
 [edit] oh and top wooage to you sir, even if you did use french.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Erm..
It was an attempted reference to the "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" painting.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# oh ok then.
uncultured as ever, me.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)
# It's some Dada thing..
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)
# magritte
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Now really,
what was the point in that?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# im not even going to attempt to read that
for another five minits
even though i cant speak french
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:24, archived)
# It says:
egassem lanimilbus a ton si siht
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# it says
'this is not a subliminal message' in french
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)
# well thats ok then i supose
...
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# | <-- cest nes pas un pipe
|||||||||
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# bundun? ...well?

'He is bringing it down from the inside'
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:05, archived)
# is that BC underneath?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# dunno, some chubby person
took me ages to find a picture of behind the till, and it was still a rubbish one
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)
# *kisses*
mmm, chocolatey
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)
# chocolatey?
can i have a sandwich?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Just because I have
enough for all doesn't mean I'm just going to give them away.

Oh what the hell

*gives sarnie*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)
# ta
i need one anyway, i burnt my pizza (fucking oven timer)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Whenever I burn my pizza
I just put it back in the oven for an hour - they make great goth frisbees.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
# for throwing at goths?
brilliant
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Naturally.
The smelly, depressing, always-in-black bastards.

*hurls frisbee*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)
# *catches*
Ha-ha! All your frizbee are belong to us
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)
# sounds like me
but with added shouty music
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Fucking an oven timer
has nothing to do with burning a pizza

/coat
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# I think she meant that she
was enjoying fucking the oven timer so much she forgot how long the pizza had been in the oven.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# It can be enjoyable
what with all the buttons to choose from
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:24, archived)
# this is exactly what happened
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)
# sadly its the rain forest
not just burger king that hes bringing down
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# yeah thats a better joke...
:)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# hippy
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# hmm
...must.. must destroy the world in order for the fat few to have a mclard burger
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)
# mmmmmmm lard.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Mmmmmm world.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Pffft!
Trees are just a waste of wood.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)
# who needs wood anyway
except for lumberjacks, and their all gay
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:16, archived)
# They just need it for gay wooden axes
which are gay, might I add.

Trees are green and brown and I don't like brown.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# waste?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Whehasteh
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)
# waheyste!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:18, archived)
# My mihstake
shlap me thehn!!


(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew it!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
I had some brown rice for dinner you bastard
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:06, archived)
# 'Brown Rice'
sounds wrong anyway
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Sounds wrong
tastes ok
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Oh you'd better not look at the pic I just posted then...
oh. Sorry ;)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# It's ok
You weren't to know
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)
# It is time yet?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:04, archived)
# someone's been chewing on your keyboard
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Yes
me
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:07, archived)
# beats
chewing on the pillow
or not
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)
# It needed pepper
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Why did the walkers crisps logo
look like it had been attacked by rodents for years.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Top punnage!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# nice fingerprint scanner
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# If thats what you say it is
I wont argue

Edit: *kisses* Eurgh, when you said shitfaced I thought you ment drunk..........*runs*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)
# heh
I should have gone with the obvious approach too...
www.b3ta.com/board/4762388
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:15, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# fucking hell
i'm slow.


only just got it.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# i've done worse
www.b3ta.com/board/4760012

i kept expecting the pan to bubble. i only got it this morning
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:27, archived)
# I have no idea why I did this
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:00, archived)
# well it IS the gay shift.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Great!
It works on so many levels.
(Ive no idea what i'm on about)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Yeah
I agree
(on both accounts)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Phew!
Thats a relief.
I thought for a minute there I was making sense.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:00, archived)
# i haven't been up for this for ages
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:01, archived)
# The world is changing
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 0:06, archived)

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