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# I am so sorry..

I'm not really sorry, said mike the parrot
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# huzzah!
you are teh awful punner
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# i is also teh bored
your mom folds socks in hull
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i'm guessing that was a bad groan
i woo toast
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# i'll give you a clue
it wasn't the sex kind
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# arf!
eponymous is teh sex-kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# she most certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)
# The Python team
take happy slapping to the next step....

apologies for dodgy quality etc, its late you know


(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# fish-slap-tastic
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# my worry is
that people wont have seen the sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# my worry is that this filth still hasn't been banned
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# "this" filth?
I'll have you know im am not teh filth

*well maybe a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# was kinda meaning the whole happy slapping thing
was also just generally threatening everything
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# my worry is
elephants with guns taking over the world
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Don't have nightmares....
goodnight...

(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# better armed elephants...
...than armed humans. i welcome the day animals start shooting humans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# He says it's time for me to go to bed
Night b3tans, as always, a pleasure

(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# what do you call a panda with a gun?
"Sir."

/ancient gag

i'd do what he says if i were you - night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# probably bindun
but i am bored
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# woo
You had me waiting there, wondered what was gonna happen :)

yay
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# i don't see it,
i'm just getting a...oh right
clit!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
# My shirt was faulty aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# damn you
wuth your doing-it-far-better-than-me!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I forgot to put a redex on mine
so id say its a draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# *huuuuuuuuug*
all ya need is a bit of inflammable substance and a bit of pyro-procreation and you'll be on your way!
woo to your shirteh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# A new force on the streets




(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:46, archived)
# propaganda panda says
that this situation is for the betterkind of almost everything

pandafwuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:48, archived)
#

FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:52, archived)
# damn straight!
you black-eyed bandito
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Propaganda! (just a bit!)
i have that song in my head again. Thanks!
(Azzek!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# I like him
he has attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# more cd covers...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
...featuring the dead and criminals and turntable slaves and ufos and stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:43, archived)
#
those bat things look kinda cute evil i want am scared of them
paul daniels
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:53, archived)
# post your coordinates...
...and i'll send a few dozen flying your way toot sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
# OBOY! OBOY! OBOY!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# better find that thing a toilet.
it looks about ready to spray a stream of brown all over.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:44, archived)
# *Sits in corner drinking coke*
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:48, archived)
# back in the igloo again then hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:50, archived)
# But it's Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:52, archived)
# No. Excuses!
besides, the biller will be here soon, and you know what he likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Ooh, the oven's done
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Lord Moses! Why weren't you here sooner then?
Get the bubbly outta that toast, we'll have this set for thirteen, or my name shan't be wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# 24 'o' clock please
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# you two make my head ooze that weird blue fluid
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# oh i'm sorry
i'll take it out
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# MMMMNNNNGGGGGHH
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# that's the oddest sound you've made all night
*records*
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# pfft
dirty boy
meh
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# eh.
stop drinking paint thinner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Drink meths!
wazzzoooah
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# drink maths!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# drenk meths
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# lemme eat it!
pweeeeeeeeese!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I like it.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# bouncybouncy
bouncybouncy
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# awww
so cheery, so bouncy, so blissfully unaware that it looks like a orange
kill, maim and destroy
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
# *loves*
your name also
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
#
uhhhhhhhgnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# i have no fucking idea
edit: google has the answer
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=claddagh+earrings&spell=1
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# thankyou soooooo much!
and i did try to google it a bit, kindagave up tho....
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# yay!
i like it too!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# I.......I.........I just.......


*goes to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# tie it down hard!
'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:43, archived)
# He better hurry up
the bouncy orange thing in the post above needs the toilet.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:44, archived)
# hmmm...
...when your thing is done with the toilet, can it be loaned to the 'oboy' thing up there?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Hee
He looks a bit sketchy, not sure you'd want to follow on from him. Perhaps the urinals are in order? Or possibly the nearest free wall

(curse you bloody males)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# bah.
we 'stand and piss'ers are perfectly happy shitting in the dodgiest of toilets, but the freedom to whiz on walls is most enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Have you
been to any festivals lately?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:51, archived)
# no.
i hate festivals. actually, i just hate people -- festivals are all right. are there any of them that are free of people?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# Back garden?
Stereo? Have your own!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# i have a nice little patio...
...with annoying neighbours -- breeder couple with child and dogs. they don't like me, i don't like them. maybe a night of grindy industrial misery is just what they need.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# Absolutely
I reccomend something hellfish-esque, should get them nicely-wound up.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# ok, all set.
cd 1: milk cult * love god.
cd 2: malhavoc * get down.
cd 3: einsturzende neubauten * haus der lüge.

ha ha, neighbourfucks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# *cheers*
right, bedski. G'night b3taians x
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# thats good
and i like the taggin' too
yes baby, yes yes oohhh that its baby yes!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Ha, thankyou
seemed to fit the bill quite nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:57, archived)
# The instructor
started to think that some people were not happy with the early morning exercise.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# hahaha
slick
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:43, archived)
# haha
I thought they were all smurfs to start with
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# pffft
woo to swears
CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:56, archived)
# I made a little something
Here
A little flash song. I made up the lyrics as I went.
(Hairy Midget, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# What was understandable
was fantastic.

Go back to bed, damn forigner.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:32, archived)
# WOO!
Lovely work
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:33, archived)
# harhar!
see you recently, much i have not. miss you i do*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# mm tasty
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# ep, you're a girl
see if someones texts 'cladar earrings' is cladar mistyped, or is that it's real name?
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# i could fall asleep to that
but i need stew to badly now
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:36, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:38, archived)
# lovely shootage
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:44, archived)
# BLOOZE!
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# yay b3tards is back
i can finaly get this out of my head

it's crap i know
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# spong! arf! spong! arf!
*sings in bath*
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I really thought I'd made that up you know
When I was at school, I saw a special bus and called them window lickers, off the top of my head.

I suppose everyone has a 'I thought of that' story
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# yups
post-its, dyson hoovers, dog leads, jam...
all me
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# that certainly deserves a mr
WU
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# i'm sorry, who's idea was that?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:31, archived)
# =]
Thanks *hug*
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:31, archived)
# ha sorry
twas me that gave him the idea
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:36, archived)
# well it was me who gave him the enthusiasm to make it!
twas!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:39, archived)
# did you bumlove him until he relented?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# oh
*slopes off*
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# slope back on! pleeees!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:53, archived)
# oh yes
but what did you tell me to do?
*pokes*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# umm...
i told you not to put joey deacon in it

well done
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:37, archived)
# yay!
*gives self gold star*



*sticky comes off*
*star is lost*
twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# well that's chugging nice innit :p
*twiddles eyebrows to the tune "i got no strings to hold me down etc." *
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# to make me fret, or make me frown
yous a creepy ventriloquist's dummy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Another joke on Vader's behalf
(Arkanoid, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:22, archived)
# A little something for the night shift
Its the second one ive made


Heres the first one

/and on that note, im off to bed. Sweet dreams
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:16, archived)
# first time i've seen a guy getting his face fucked up
ver sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# apart from when you glass'd that midget
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# it was rape i assure you
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# more like
Muahahahaha!

*twiddles moustache excessivly*
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# nice and scratchy...
...these people need a decent face cream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# All bow down too lady cute
my wife ( and me )
had a baby girl
sophie
8lps5

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:08, archived)
# BABIES!
how loveley
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# aww
sniff it

edit: congratumalations
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# pfft
I luv it when u spel wrog
It maeks my disleik sence tickel
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:26, archived)
# your room's on fiyah dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:31, archived)
# pfft and you choose to tell him about it on a message board
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:38, archived)
# this is a messageboard?
holy hell, this brings new meaning to the term "life"!

and "fish"!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# fancy marrying me again?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
Congrats!
My god son pissed on me for the 1st time today. Everyones a critic it would seem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# pfft, is he 20?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Haha
No. (6weeks old)
But i have made a note to piss on his jeans on his 18th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# that'll learn 'im
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# I would have let him get away with it
but they were clean on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Apparently, I did that to my dad, 5 minutes before we left the house for my christening...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Haha good timing
Im told I pulled a handful of the vicars beard out at my christening.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# its lucky i didnt end up being called
MichAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# is 8lps5 her leet nick?
and congratumaltionings
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# no

iam l33t
and your a
noob
( * Y * )
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# awwwwwws
make sure she doesn't ever speak and she'll be fine

(loves children really)
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# arf!
*twiddles moustache* rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# have you been drinking pixie juice again?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# cripes nay! cept for that small gluggin of me birthday wine afore i camest to thomas's room
besides, pixies are like sooooooo, total bastards, and would like, probably steal, all my ,juice; anyway!

[edit] no dear, i'm not drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# What does that last bit say?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# i imagine it meant lbs
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Did you have a visit...
...from Leonard Nimoy about 9 months ago? ;)

(sorry couldn't resist)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# in fact...
to keep up the Trekkage, maybe I should have said "resistance was futile" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:16, archived)
# HAha
ive just got the wife up to look at that ..
blimey........
she is upset about something ...
bloody wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
they just dont understand these things
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# woo!
(Frooky, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# is it real?
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# No bridge, shark or chopper.
It's fake.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# Hey Latka, is my taxi fixed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# must...not.....look...into...eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# yo momma
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:58, archived)
# cashy you're shit
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# I find your
lack of freight disturbing....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# but i drew ski's n everythin
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# they look more like eyeless eels than skis
if i was a ski i would be soooo fuck off offended right now
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# cashy, you
Successfully Have Illustrated This.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# lovely
loving your work there
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
#
Shucks, honey. I thangyou.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# I love you Cashy
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# i'm not gay or owt though
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# yeah nor me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# let us both love eponymous instead..

*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# fair enough
*takes the front*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# *bats*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# bats!!???!?
OM MY GOD!!!




*runs from bats*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# And a third...
(Marky-, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
# pffft
*falls off seat*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# *into drumkit*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# *which knocks over keyboard*
*hurts head*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:53, archived)
# Ba-dum
Tish...
(Marky-, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:53, archived)
# haha ^this^
i have nothing else to say.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Bad pun
How sweet, to be an idiot...
(Armand Karlsen, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# ok...still hasn't loaded yet...
edit: deep dude, and who
Edit2: fucked up keyring yeah!
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# ^^
This
(MysteryE, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
#
try here
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# ha ha brill
so true
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# * gets home drunk *
Beauty is truth, truth beauty, – that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
* goes to bed *

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# i think i just fell in love
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# "My hobbies include pedantry, arrogance, and developing crushes on unavailable men"
You are actually me. AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
# huzzah!
and you (apparently) love keats. can i marry you? (a marriage of convenience you understand, for the tax breaks and whatnot)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# ep, darling sweetheart gorgeousness,
haven't we been here before?
i'd be honoured if you would marry me ... to some big butch homie bumgay
although to be fair in my condition any offer sounds good


(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:57, archived)
# (see edit)
you are my friend jon AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# you mean
there are other men?
* sulks *

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# plenty by the looks of it
and none of them are the one i'm after!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# the bad news is
find the one you're after ...
and fourteen years later, he's snoring to wake the dead in the other room while I'm on the interweb
hey ho

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# yeah
and one of those was to me i'm sure! bound my the cruel shackles of commitment! argggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# twas
a drunken one. i apologise to laura in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# as long as there's divorce in my favour i don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# hmm
nothing there for me either... just teh blankness

ahh something there now... stickman!! yay
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# MASTURBATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A CHUFFING FWAP PARTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
# *chuffs*
*fwaps*
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# i'll wank to this
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# you'll wank to anything
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:44, archived)
# as long as im aimed at you yes
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# add some milk and you've got a deal
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha
im sure i can arrange somthing
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# ha ha i just found the source of that autocomplete
www.b3ta.com/board/4687283#post4687304
i really rather like that thread

at it again! who here haven't i married?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:08, archived)
# me
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# but who shall be the minister of this bastard ritual of coming togetherness?
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# how about this fellow
here
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# no
i firmly reccomend this is the man for the job
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:16, archived)
# i really do
i love you

(not that i'm proud of this or anything)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# *gets all emotional*
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS YOUR LIKE MY FUCKING BROTHER I NEVER HAD BETTER THAN MY REAL BROTHER I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL I SWEAR LIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# you shit
/sheep
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# to become a sticky man!
and stick that, and this, and this and this and this
and this and this and this and this
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# you are so odd
yet so normal in the flesh

oo err...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# coz i have teh uberflesh!
and i get shy...
*hides in hands
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# This i like.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# he's watching you...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# mee mee mee!
George Formby
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# mememememeee
*puts bottom lip over top
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# *mushes face against monitor*
two can play at that game
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# arf! i would have paid to see that
if it wasn't for the fact i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha
you make me larrrf
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# like a loon? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)

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