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(Denz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:24, archived)

Genius

nice one, chap!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:28, archived)

Heh...

Amusement++

-=NMN=-

(NoneMoreNegative, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:51, archived)

It's all gone quiet now work has finished....

Not for me tho...

NACHO - I'm out on the piss this weekend (payday=beer) if you're about.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:23, archived)

I'm sorry but this has to be the, ....

Eyes sing on the cake
groan :-)

(Tuna, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:11, archived)

Some stuff I found in South America

www.blart.com/shopping.htm

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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:06, archived)

Googlewhacked.......

scored 75,208,000 for this wonderful recipe

"Womble Fricasse"

I wonder what it would taste like, and which womble would be best to use? What ingredients (apart from womble, of course)?

Suggestions anyone?

(Muttley, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:05, archived)

Name that tune...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:47, archived)

i can see for miles

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rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:49, archived)

Eye can sea 4 miles!

very good!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:49, archived)

i can

see for miles! (and miles...and miles...and miles...and miles...and miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles!)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:50, archived)

Too

easy

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:56, archived)

All eyes on meat.....

Don't have Photoshop at work, just crappy MSPaint. Still, don't think it did too badly.

Please don't ask what the 6" measure is for, I think the site I "borrowed" this from had a bit of a complex...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:37, archived)

kitten from hell

(rob meldrum, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:32, archived)

Now that scares me

I wouldnt usually care, but you sit near me

:)

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breel, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:36, archived)

that etch-a-sketch rocks

heres a crab

kitten with socks on to follow

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breel, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:30, archived)

good work

can you draw yourself?

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rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:36, archived)

nah

that would be far to vain, but heres a cat with no socks

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breel, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:45, archived)

I did this

is it any good ?

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flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 14:56, archived)

Doric, Eyeonic, Corinthian

(bluemerle, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:17, archived)

heh

go back to architecture class and repeat this one hundred times.

"I don't want to be an architect. They won't let people who make bad puns register."

(Idyll23, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)

You're all extremely clever, right?

I know it's not a tip forum, but anybody got any idea how to put up a custom '404'page?

Using FP2000, with extensions on the server. Microsoft says server side, ISP says FP.

Any ideas?

Tks.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:06, archived)

You need to write

a 404.asp page that looks at the entire Request.QueryString - this contains '404;' followed by the URL they entered and does something with it.

Your ISP needs to point 404 errors at your 404.asp page.

So it is BOTH really.

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chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 12:07, archived)

Thanks

That's been bugging me for months.

You are a gentleman and a skoda.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 13:45, archived)

Google Whacking

try
Smackhead Bumblebee

sorted ;-)

(Angel4ce, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)

I got 652,800,000 for

Deoxyribo pineapple.

Is that the highest score for a whack using my own handle?

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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)

I score 160,328,000

for Pabulum Tweening
Which is a crap score
but guess where the page is?

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pabulum, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 14:08, archived)

Ok, who is the joker?

name=Mrs Woodentop
w1=web
w2=news
Score=26,400,000,000,000,000
[email protected]

Somehow I dont think this is a google whack.

(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:30, archived)

No new record, but...

Hypoglycemic Shrove scores 450640000. Am desperately trying to find a word to go with Christmas, there's a factor of many millions just sitting there...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)

8 of the top 10 scores have the same theme in common

What is this world coming to?
Why do you get over 1,000,000 search results for Lolita?
sickening...

(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:42, archived)

Maybe

there are a lot of Nabokov fans out there?

(wallacet, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:49, archived)

W00T!!!!

Look at my new high score! I rule!

(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:21, archived)

Lucky, Lucky bastard

and my last one IS a googlewhack, but I'll only get second place now :( (once you realise whatever YOU did wrong :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:31, archived)

dont worry

you have the high score really. I cheated. Look at the url of the link...

(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)

oooh

you little cheat you :)

I demand my highscore status :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:35, archived)

Hooray :)

Thanks :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:39, archived)

done

and would you rather be known as Lumpbucket, or Peter Gordon?

(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:40, archived)

Not

bothered really

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:53, archived)

The obvious

(bluemerle, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:29, archived)

I want

one

(wallacet, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 11:38, archived)

President Eyes 'n' Hauer

Sorry, I know it's very groan-worthy

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E.S.Blofeld, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:12, archived)

See Furtive Run, Run Furtive Run

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Stella_R_Twa, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:11, archived)

Just tried googlewhacking....

Not a particularly high score (only 431,995,000), but "McNugget Xenophobia" sounds like one hell of a syndrome to be suffering from.

(Muttley, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:06, archived)

I just

want to know how it works

More www.engrish.com fun!!

(Pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

aww

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:17, archived)

dread to think

(wallacet, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)

There's something furtive about that boy...

(wallacet, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 9:54, archived)

may

the penguin be with you.

(que, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:29, archived)

Oh he is,

all the time... people pretend not to see him, but I KNOW

(wallacet, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:31, archived)

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