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# American Cookery, with Hulk Hogan.

"Okay Hulkamaniacs, you gotta get that onion riiiight up there."
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Hahaha
this is mighty fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# cheers!
hulkster ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
ba-GERK!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# much obliged
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Good 'nings folks

and the most insincere apologies
:p
p.s. couldn't be arsed checking bin dun status so real sorries if it has
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# but where's the sideboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] My first picture posted.
So be gentle, I lack skills and humus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 cdcs and a brown monkey?
Don't get it?

try this one

(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# pfff, that took me a second
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yay
Somebody got it. *Is relieved*.

And thanks for the welcoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Put those things away!
'cept for you and your monkey. You've got nothing to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# im afraid i don't really understand,
but i like the wee men, their cocks and the fact its sub 50kb
Woo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
By the Beatles.

I'm glad you like the men. I think I might use them in future shitty pictures I make in paint.

:edit: Just realised how far I missed the mark of the compo with this one. This is more charades than literal song lyrics. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# you're certainly not the first to do that.
keep up the good work!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Good work?
Have you been to the opticians lately?

Thanks though =p
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# no, yours works, it's most of the others which aren't following the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll neeeeeeeeever get this one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# I've got a brand new Combine Harvester
and I'll give you the key
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# see
told you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# pftttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Money For Nothing? Come to the UK.
(shoney, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Sorta an Iron Maiden one here:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I cant focus on my rubber Suggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# best sentence I've heard today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Re-post.


Save The World. Buy Bono's iPod
(Woody999, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I dont like U2
i know theyre probably great but i just dont like them
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Like this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# nice implementation
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# bangin'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Lucky it being the face
You could lose the fist elsewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Super Turbo Britney Puncher!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
#

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# HE'S GOTTA BE SURE, AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOON, AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Am i mistooken....
or is that the "Yellow Sign" on that top?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
# IT'S GONNA TAKE A SUPERMAN, TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] No apologies for cryptic-ness


Edit - The Flaming Lips - Waiting for a Superman. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# The World of Reeves & Horticulture
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# "I need a hero"?
not a request, just a guess at the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# "holding out for a hero" is a goodun for a photoshop :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
# and a great song!!
to the cr3ative song stealer batman!!



Where's the street-wise Hercules??!!~


EDIT: I NEED A HERO!!!!

EDIT EDIT: I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO!!!!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I CAN FEEL HIS APPROACH!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# LIKE A FIRE IN THE BLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# do do do do do... ahhhhh... ahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
# she shops in Sweetmans in Sketty in Swansea.
How many "S"'s did I type just then? Faaack.

She eats pasties. Fat cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# she's gotta be larger than life
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# huh?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# that looks heavy
i imagine a spoonful would way a ton
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Congratulations
You win the Vagisil.
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# swaps for ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# points in direction of fence that needs doing
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# *does fence*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)
# The Who
"I can't explain."

I wish someone would.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Superman turned to smuggeling things over borders
with men with bags on their heads?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# What's that?


Spiky-haired devil robot ninja fox dominatrix lazorshooting femme fatale?

Don't mind if I do...
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Awesome.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# hi-tech oriental killer yiffing with blades
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A quicky but nicey
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# :D!!
I like that song.
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# That baby is looking right into your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Compo it
And I'll give you a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Haha!
I thought that when I downloaded legally acquired their album.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Following on from waxdart's entry...


My First Entry ... Paint kicks ass ...
(Bigglet forgot the precise time and date on..., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I Predict a Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# can we get back to the Image Challenge about metaphors?
that sounded like a great one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
# hahah
Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# i got a feeling most of this compos entrys
will go right over my head!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Well, it's cos you're small innit?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# i should have seen that one coming
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# it's a world of RIS alright
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# World of right-click-and-check-filename-in-hope
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Hmmmm
Too cryptic?

King of the Road - Dean Martin?

Second line?

No?

Nmmmmmhhh...
(Bigglet forgot the precise time and date on..., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# "Rooms to let, 50 cents"
But that sign says rooms are 75 cents

WHAT KIND OF CON TRICK ARE YOU TRYING TO FIDDLE? *calls CAB*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# True, but...
...damn...I have no answers. I'll hang my head in shame. First go and I mess it all up...sigh...
(Bigglet forgot the precise time and date on..., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# "inflation"

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Phew
I thought it was just me.

is old\blog
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Confucious, he say
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# That took 3 goes! :D
without reading the top bit

*proud of self*

& thats ace. woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Genius...
...sheer minimalist genius.

I doff my hat to you, sir.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# ooh thank you
never been called a genius before. Well, certainly not on B3TA anyhow :-D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I like that alot.
woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Err... CFB (There'll be a follow-up to this one)

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I see an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# That's no arm, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# oh dear!
Why doesn't she just post the picture rather than a link via a not arm then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# SUSPENSE AND TENSION!!!!! :D
perhaps - how would I know? Ask KillerKitti - she's up there ^ and now down there v
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# The picture is scanned in.
And even when reduced in size and brought down to 72 dpi, it's still fucking huge. So I link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Fair enough! :D
The answer about would have been cool :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Heheh
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# You know, so now i'm going to go back and click all the arms and things now.
too see what they are linked too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# My bad.
I forgot to tell you to CFB.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Tobacco Teefs
Best of all teh teefs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Ciggy Boy approves of any tobacco related shennaigans!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] rubbish as usual
(Mungo Shuntbox says 'bumtitwilly' when it's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# :D
ask for directions!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Where the Streets have no name...can't take my eyes off you...
DAHHHH DAH DAHHHH DAH DAHHHHH DAH...DAH..DAH DAH
DAHHHH DAH DAHHHH DAH DAHHHHH DAH...DAH..DAH DAH
DAHHHH DAH DAHHHH DAH DAHHHHH DAH...DAH..DAH DAH
DAHHHH DAH DAHHHH DAH DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IIII LOVE YOU BAYYYBEEE...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# how are the petties these days?
still locked in your shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# SHHH!
NEVER MENTION THE SHED!

It appears I have gone all gay shift uppercase
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# its not even 6pm yet
AM IT BE SHEEN TYME?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
#


stolen from BargeArse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# you've definitely
gone gayshift...it's like i've come full circle and it's 8.30 am in the office again.
(prostheses, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# *deep breath*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# hehehe
I imagine the speaker to be the Bo Selector Edge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# IMAGININGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I imagines lots of things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bye bye, Miss
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# LAWL! :D
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# haha
its making me hungry :(
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# NICE!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Unite and take over...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# haha!
Free Winona!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)

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