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# Required Reading


added clickety to the faq
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)
# took 25 minutes
but the last 10 of that was re-colouring the grapefruitopia logo :-/

On a plus side I now have a nice "--- for dummies" template for moments when hummus is lacking :)
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Can
I get that as an e-book ???
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Ohh
A band wagon to jump on
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# The Second rule of b3ta is to
READ THE FREAKING RULES

:)
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
we need someone to make some retard police!
but I'm cream crackered
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# I thought that
the first rule was to BREAK the second rule...
(uptownjoe, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Ooooh!
Could you post the template?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# It's a paintshop pro file
Never got the hang of photoshop :-/

dummies.png

I'll saveas a potatoshop if you'd rather

/edit: now links to a big .png version with blanks to fill in - I somehow managed to save over my nicely layered version with a non-layered one. arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:43, archived)
# I would please...
If it wouldn't trouble you too much.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)
# is bandwidth theft from
www.microsoft.com ok?
(widgysoft, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)
# OK?
It should be mandatory!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Lovely
and with a link to the FAQ, would be perfect.

/edit woo!

I'd go so far as to suggest that having a thumbnail of that on the "post a comment" page might lead to more people finding and reading the FAQ.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)
# .
done

/edit I dunno. I post on a programming site which has a "non-programming" lounge forum. It has a "don't post programming questions here" warning in huge red letters on the post form, but people still do :-/

*wave* to any other codeproject / b3ta crossover people
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:43, archived)
# I suppose
you're right. There's no easy solution.

Bloody humans, I can't wait until we're all replaced by the ultimate perfection of flawless computer technology. ;)
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)
# but then
Captain Kirk will just destroy it by teaching it the meaning of free love
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)
# when setting anti leech things make sure to include ALL variations of b3ta's address
or people like me will just get your anti leech method.
64.246.28.104 is the IP address and b3ta.com is another possibility to www.b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)
# is that you fnord
or just one of your cookie progeny that are spread throughout the UK now. i hear you had adventures with random girl last night ... you are an adventure magnet!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)
# yes *THIS IS FNORD*
actually i think the combination of me and MrBongo who also has strange things happen to him all the time may form some kind of megarandomvortex.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)
# Ooh sorry,
I'll add that now :)

Nice to know it's working though :)

I've added the IP. I already had beta.com

are there any other versions?
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# not that i know.
you could add the binary IP address if you're feeling bored and geeky, i won't do anything though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:43, archived)
# hmm
I guess I could give utterly random sites permission to use my images.

Is it working for you now?

(How come you use the IP? you got some kind of dns filtering going on?)
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# yep it works now
no real reason, these things just happen. To me - quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Why
why did you report me i have done nothing wrong im just new whatz wrong with that????
(Dangle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:26, archived)
# New? You
came down in the last fucking shower, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)
# you weren't paying enough retarded 14 yo tax
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)
# 'ello ello ello
it's the retard police :)
good night was it?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)
# blinding and very odd
m3ss3ng3r?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)
# you're not just new
you're posting unoriginal images, and we keep telling you to post stuff that you have made and you ignored us. do... you... understand?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)
# Wow.
Multiple question marks. A sure sign of a fugged up mind.
(stevkay, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# Damn straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Hmm
Lots of copyright theft, and nudity. So you're in breach of Yahoo's and cjb's terms of service

And you've already agreed to pay cjb $500 admin costs for them to close your site, which I find fairly amusing (read the cjb terms of service, if you don't believe me)
(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Koit was out last night.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:22, archived)
# ah, that's good!
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:24, archived)
# Made the papers too.
Here
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Thanks a bunch
that makes me look like an arse.......oh
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Why???
why should i read the FAQ
(Dangle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Either
a) because you're a retard that's fucking up the board

or

b) you're a troll who thinks he's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)
# only post things you made yourself
|-(
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)
# Oh, fuck.
Shoot him now.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)
# because at the moment you're just being an arse.
The FAQ will tell you
1. What we like to see (ie original stuff)
2. How to post it so we can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:24, archived)
# the eyes!.... the eyes!
(dookie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:18, archived)
# No Farting
(Dangle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)
# hellooooo?
Can you hear me??
Dangle, won't you please read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:13, archived)
# Kiss your URL goodbye -
I have reported you to .cjb.net for violating their TOS.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)
# good thing!
seems to be gone already :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:24, archived)
# CJB is down atm
but I used to have aan account with them so I had their abuse addy - guess what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:26, archived)
# hmmmm
[email protected] ?
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Bingo!
Buy that man a granny!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# a
granny?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Someone mention granny?
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)
# for some reason, it made me think of this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)
# now look what you've made me do :)

OMG! He's unstoppable!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)
# Basil chose a bad time and place to make his feelings known.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Boom Boom
.
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Tally woo!
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:17, archived)
# they did like the other side tho

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:28, archived)
# heh
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)
# ...


learning to use the clone tool :D Clearer onea>


(ducksoup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Kittens pic
with random barrymore head sculpted in



for no real reason
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Kittens
don't need a reason. Not sure about Barrymore, though.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:09, archived)
# do u see it?
do you see it like?
(Dangle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:00, archived)
# That's not yours.
it's an old one that has been on the Internet for years. All you've done is stolen it and crudely added your website's logo.

Here, I'll put it up for you.

/edit - picture removed because I don't want to waste my webspace on it anymore.

Now please stop spamming the board. Go and make something of your own.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Hear hear!
like I said last night, not worth his time (and ours) for an ancient artifact like that.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)
# And the website
Features pics from B3ta.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:08, archived)
# oh dear,
...not a good way to ingratiate yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:09, archived)
# I must photoshop another kitten
to regain my composure.

the bastard didn't even steal one of mine -- I am insulted!!

/edit -- speaking of kittens -- did you get yours yet?
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)
# yup
the little buggers are covered in fleas though.

Right, off to the shops I go to get some dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Ah, fleas ...
One of those kitten-related delights I had forgotten. They're still worth the trouble. :)
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)
# ooooh...
you have kittens?
Good home going here if rehousing is required...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)
# I think they mean


but i could be wrong
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:14, archived)
# why do you have to start a new thread ?
can't you just try it all under the one thread ? - or are you deliberately trying to be funny and crudely spam !?!?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:03, archived)
# Could someone delete these?
I was following a thread and it's been knocked off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:03, archived)

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