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SEX-STARVED STUDENT SEEKS STRANGERS' SOLACE

Hey, I'm pretty sure the use of the word 'solace' is wrong, but god damn it, alliteration kicks ass. I want help in making a decision. I have come to terms with my inability to come to a conclusion as to whether or not to do a particular thing, so am asking you, strangers, to say either yay or nay, or si or non or whatever the hell you wish. Just do it randomly, I am not teling what the thing is, but I will go along with whatever responses say, however ridiculously few (if any) there are. It may involve sex.

SHOULD I DO IT?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:52, archived)

Absolutely

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:53, archived)

not

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:54, archived)

if you have to pay for it- no

if you get paid for it- yes
if money is not involved or you just break even- ask the web.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:56, archived)

put in poetry...

Pity Mike, for God has made
Him ugly, so he can’t get laid
He spends all his time eating sweets
And spilling fluids on his sheets
But lo, wats this on the horizon?
The prettiest girl he e’er laid eyes on
(Actually she’s probably not
But rest assured, she’s fucking hot)
Does our hero have a chance?
The thought of it would make him dance
With joy, though when I picture that
It kinda makes him look a twat.
Young Michael is in a position
Of crisis and of indecision
Should he risk a harsh rejection
To find a purpose for erections?
Or keep his young mouth shut instead
And just keep whacking off in bed?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:59, archived)

50% chance of rejection

vs 100% chance of loneliness. i reckon you should go for the former. in fact, ask her to turn you down. that way if she refuses, you don't have to feel so bad =)

i can't put that into poetry. i'm sleepy.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:07, archived)

SCORE!

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:09, archived)

The internet says...

yes 10%
no 90%

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:00, archived)

i guess i'll buy some porn then

i feel dumb, i put 'should i' and 'shouldn't i' into the which is beter thing, and, well, neitehr of them is an answer. i'm a dick. pleased with the poem though.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:03, archived)

show her this:

that tongue just keeps on going, baby.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:09, archived)

that is beautiful.

never have three pieces of punctuation suggested an expertise at cunnilingus quite so stunningly.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:15, archived)

But then again...

open 93%
shut 7%

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:05, archived)

meaning what?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:06, archived)

Keep your options open

and don't whack off too much, just in case...

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:08, archived)

i already wear glasses... :) i like this

"getting strangers to help you" thing. for all i know, you lot are all psychotic bastards. somehow anonymity suggests authority. woo.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:12, archived)

I for one can claim a wide knowledge of

jackshit. A little neurotic maybe, and can't sleep cos my feet are sore.

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:17, archived)

my bed calls

it says "go to sleep now". cheers.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:24, archived)

Yes

You should always do it. Just don't ask what it is.

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winston_theramin, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 22:29, archived)

Give the dog a bone

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:45, archived)

just noticed it looks better with uglcyat

(haedesch, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:40, archived)

time for Uberkitten

(haedesch, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:25, archived)

Time for...

discorobokittens

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pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:50, archived)

Quality......

That is pure quality....nuff said

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Nerf, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:57, archived)

Hee hee

I like this a lot :)

(SparkyLove, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:04, archived)

Sorry for swiping this directly from Fark

but it made me chuckle, as I just got a monster phone bill in.

Clicky!

(SparkyLove, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:36, archived)

since i got cable

i stopped phoning my friends.

telewest certainly shot themselves in the foot with THAT idea

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:15, archived)

There is a lack of otters here too

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jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:00, archived)

I didn't know ottters got on so well with beavers.

Whatever happened to Tarka btw?
I haven't seen or heard anything since the ill-fated Tarka's Luck where they covered the gambling addiction and slide into the seedy world of badger baiting.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:05, archived)

Well...

If you ask me, Tarka was a bit of a bitch....

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:58, archived)

See, Vulga,

I'm watching you...I know when discussing Taka the Otter without me. Thought you'd get away with it, didn't you?

(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:07, archived)

Anyone watching

Johnny Vaughan on the beeb ?

He just did "Dogs with Jobs". A almost blatant rip off of dog inna coat if ya ask me.

Is he a secret b3tan ?

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flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:39, archived)

nah sorry but i bet he did nick it

south park on sky one..the 'Timmmmmy' episode..so funny

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hal9000 sme, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:43, archived)

hearsay signs monkey

man i just couldnt help myself

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hal9000 sme, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:36, archived)

Tubcat Luge

(Denz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:36, archived)

OK, I'm wondering

whether to build a "Ballad of [thing of your choice]" site.

It will enable anybody to start a ballad, and people to contribute
images and words.

A bit like "The Ballad Of Gay Dog".

How many people are interested ?

If I get enough interest, I'll build it tomorrow night.

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flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:35, archived)

Flibz

you are a man of genius, I feel there will be many times when such an engine is required to sort the lunacy of the board into a coherent whole. i'm drinking whiskey and having trouble typing, which is always a bad sign, so I'll shut up, but I think your "collaborative creativity facilitator" engine is definitely something we could use to good effect.

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:23, archived)

go for it

a big hell yeah.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:05, archived)

that would rock

see subject

(haedesch, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 21:03, archived)

Nokia are dodgy

look what i made :)

(crackpipe, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:15, archived)

Did this ages ago...

but somehow managed to forget to submit it:

I feel there is a serious lack of badgers on this site at the moment

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rockyrobin, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:14, archived)

Bikini Squirrels

Hey. This is my first post here. :-P I got the link off of that google whacking site, and then I saw the contest, so I made this.

upload.turbosport.co.uk/gallery3/20022132390555217.jpg

(Wubba, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:11, archived)

Cool

If you stick it in img tags, we won't have to click the link ;)

Which Googlewhacking site ?

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flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:21, archived)

We're the sweeney son

and we haven't had any dinner, well, not much

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jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:30, archived)

alas, i cannot see

the art that you created.
if you could make it work
then i would be elated!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:01, archived)

the IP range

10.x.x.x is reserved for ickle networks - you'll have to upload it somewhere before we can see your creation (can't wait!)

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rockyrobin, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:21, archived)

rfc one nine one eight

really is a bitch
but now that I have fixed my post
it should display without a hitch

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jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:28, archived)

suspense theatre

(cold, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:27, archived)

perb

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:29, archived)

seconded

suspense theatre gets better and better

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:33, archived)

Thirded,

I spat coffee. Looking to the next thrilling instalment !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:51, archived)

Thirded,

I spat coffee. Looking forward to the next thrilling instalment !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:52, archived)

cheers

i was inspired by crab bloke's big-eye dog series... how is the poor dog?

(cold, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:11, archived)

He's got a really big eye

and people are fucking with his head.

So, no changes there then.

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 18:29, archived)

not too original

but i liked the pic

(thrash, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:24, archived)

Woo yeah

thats a good'un, fix the url tho so all the world can see it

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rockyrobin, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 17:25, archived)

furtiiiive!

after sinking into obscurity,furtive spent most of his time wallowing in the local tarpits,but now,he returns once more,coat blackened,to fight the penguin evil.

(70times his original size,in true power rangers stylee)(first post&i used MSpaint,be nice)

(gabe, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:06, archived)

angelfire are being evil again,

what can be done to make them less of a pain?
oh why won't they let b3ta link to your pic?
i for one want to give them a kick.

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:26, archived)

there, thats better

feels like a bit of a let down after all that suspense. hehe. methinks u were expecting some huge transformer/powerranger type fight scene

(gabe, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:45, archived)

clap your hands,

shout out yay!
15megs
has saved the day!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:51, archived)

hip hip

hooray

(gabe, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 16:53, archived)

Fat Boab!

I have a little diddy piece of music that I've made that I think would be good to go with the gallery... would you like to hear it and perhaps use it?
It's about a minute long but could be longer...

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pete, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 15:42, archived)

sure thang

can you post it up here?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 2:21, archived)

woo

can I do one too?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 3:31, archived)

the more

the merrier

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 4:10, archived)

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