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Worlds first Clown space flight ends in tragedy

http://www.geocities.com/hotwater_punk/astro-cat.jpg

4 clown-o-naughts found dead, goverment denies kitten could have passed stringent security checks.

(i hope this works on msn- if it doesent i retire (it didnt, theres the url, goodbye cruel world.)

(fat_elvis, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:40, archived)

you can't

reference images from Geocities (or angelfire either) so i'm afraid we can't see it. Try MSN communities or similar.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:47, archived)

You can't post images from a Geocities site

Handy Guide

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AndyK, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:47, archived)

ah shit.

i tried to sign up to 15megs, but they didnt ask me for a password, then told me i needed a password and refused to send me one. hmm.

(fat_elvis, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:50, archived)

Try www.homestead.com

Works for me. Not the biggest, though...!

(Hairy_Chris, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 7:34, archived)

if nobody here

was responsible for this. then they should have been.

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bazman, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:28, archived)

good selection of cats.

Esteban found this and asked me if I was responsible. I wasn't but I'd like to know who is..
snake mountain nights

(Nacho, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)

it's

from
www.disappointment.com

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:48, archived)

cheers Monkeon

there's a Brighton connection in there somewhere.
Maybe they were just describing a night at Snake Mountain locked away in the gay boy's bedroom....he loves ranting on about Skeletor whilst on the job
Aaaaanyway

(Nacho, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)

I was rummaging around in my sheep and found this

I think my keys are somewhere in there as well

(BustaC, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:24, archived)

I have your keys....

They're in my Hamster

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fishbear, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)

Perhaps too attractive......

Now they're in trouble

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fishbear, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:20, archived)

asteroids anyone?

classic game: www.uk.groove-armada.com/frameset.html

(nic*, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:58, archived)

this URL is more direct

http://www.uk.groove-armada.com/gameframeset.html

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rob, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:10, archived)

jurrassic park

(spiral, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:08, archived)

You talkin to me?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:08, archived)

Yeh......

...you think I'm just a pussy, doncha?

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pabulum, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:18, archived)

Mix your own tunes online

This is kinda cool http://looplabs.com/

Not as good as Betty, but still pretty cool

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:00, archived)

shes my hero

woo for betty

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breel, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)

Perhaps we should

form an allience and create a site in honour of Betty?

I still have some unseen picys of the lady herself - but I'm waiting for a special occasion before I post them

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)

i agree

woo

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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)

im up for that

"The Adventures of Betty"

"Betty and the Raiders of the Lost Mustard Pot"

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breel, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:38, archived)

I was bored

and couldn’t be arsed working, so I did this

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breel, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:58, archived)

That's

neat. Is it hover-powered?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:05, archived)

Inevitable as marmite on toast

(Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:48, archived)

Baby Alan

He's back. Now with new & improved ugliness.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:21, archived)

My Ultimate Sexual Fantasy

I know a lot of you will agree with this

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fishbear, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:03, archived)

Err Flibz...

Sorry to be a pain, but the Collaborative Creativity Engine has gone a bit Pete Tong...
Whichever project you look at, when you click on 'verse at a time' it always takes you to gay dog, and when you click on 'The whole thing' you always go to the wonderful sounding " Chocolate homewheat cost of living index".

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 3:55, archived)

Me Too!

As the author of the chocolate homewheat idea, I think it has legs but the collaborative engine is not the best home for, sadly I can't edit/remove it or change my shocking choice of colour.

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chimpy, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:06, archived)

I liked the colour scheme

Very authentic.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:17, archived)

The colours looked ok

through my sleep deprived bloodshot eyes, but three expressos in, my throbbing head dissaproves muchly.

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chimpy, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:23, archived)

Maybe you should try

the colour scheme for the dark chocolate homewheats instead of the milk chocolate ones - It would be better contrast and the dark chocolate ones are the superior biscuit anyway.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:31, archived)

I agree plain is the daddy

would go nice with the bucket of coffee I just made.
I would change it but it's broke tho.

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chimpy, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:36, archived)

I beg to differ

http://b4ta.com/chthonic/better.asp?w1=dark+chocolate&w2=milk+chocolate

milk 51%
dark 49%

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:45, archived)

Oh no you don't

the true result

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chimpy, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:56, archived)

I think your browser is caching the page

cos it uses session variables to track what you are looking at, so the url looks the same...

I'll add the "nocache" header thingy when I get home.

You could set "temporary internet settings" to check for a new version every time and that should fix if for now...

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flibz, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:31, archived)

You're right

of course. Sorry for ever doubting you.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:54, archived)

Nacho Vs Tikaram

I can't see the resemblance myself...

Incidentally, there's a suprisingly large amount of animals returned when you do a google image search for Nacho

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 3:26, archived)

How scary is this

Nacho the dog and her amusingly oversized face...

I particularly like the Yosemite Sam cover that it seems to be sat on.

p.s. Sorry Nacho, i'm not trying to pick on you, it's just balancing out the Rosemary West kamra thing like you said. Besides, Tanita Tikaram looks quite saucy...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 3:33, archived)

she is fit.

...and that girl isn't bad either......

bad joke phrased poorly. wahey.

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mikeisbrill, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:28, archived)

That's what this place

is all about. But as my zen master says "it's the act of creation and not the creation itself that matters".
Of course, he also went on to say that "it is the creation and not the act of creation that matters" too, just to show the futility of the opposites so who knows what it all means...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 5:36, archived)

cool?

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mikeisbrill, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:36, archived)

Definitely

Maybe. Not at all.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)

they'll be cloning bears next...

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AndyK, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 2:55, archived)

I knew when I picked up the paper this morning

that I'd find that kitten on this board. Fantastic.

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rob, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:05, archived)

I always thought

catscan literally managed it first

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chimpy, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:28, archived)

i have to concur

when I heard it on GMTV I knew it would be awaiting me. They didn't say they had crossed him with an octopus though.

(james, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:32, archived)

They've been very quiet about that kitten's

brother, Bcc:

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chthonic, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 2:53, archived)

woo!

great cat....

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AndyK, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 3:46, archived)

Sure I've seen him

in a porno

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chimpy, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 4:30, archived)

How to

NOT find what you're looking for!

(Richie, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 2:25, archived)

[Insert Amusing Title here]

Which Care Bear are you?[Insert Amusing Filler Text Here]What is the speed of light?

(RabidLeper, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 22:47, archived)

Where should I go to get some web space?

At the moment I don't have anywhere to host my images, which means that I can't share my crap ideas with you.

If you want to see my crap ideas, tell me a nice cheap way I can share them with you.

If you feel there's already enough people here sharing ideas (crap or otherwise) then send me details of ridiculously expensive ways of sharing my ideas with you.

(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 19:34, archived)

you could host it on

http://www.iskara.net

(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 20:11, archived)

and that has nothing to do with...

"Iskara has recently appointed Qutec Ltd of Haywards Heath as its web design and software development partner of choice"

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AndyK, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 3:56, archived)

heh heh

rumbled. My boss would be proud though

(Nacho, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:33, archived)

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