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# I am going to bed now.
Just thought I'd share that.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 19:18, archived)
# me too.......
sleep tight.
(spiffchapstick, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 20:53, archived)
# Modesty_B_Catt
Re: your profile.

Why too many of me?

Have you seen me around? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 19:15, archived)
# oy
are you still there?
What's this about you outing me as the evil one? Eh?
Do you want a fight then or something.
(Please don't hit me too hard, though, I'm soft as mush)
(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 19:20, archived)
# That message didn't show up for me, how weird
I thought it had been 'dissapeared'.

I just put 2 and 3 together and saw 666.
I guess my mind was up to it's usual tricks.

I couldn't possibly fight you, every mention of you gets this crazy voice singing in my head...

Can you hear it?

So forget all that, let's be friends instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Okay, friends sounds like a much more desirable route
Can't cope with evil.
Especially seeing as I've only just woken up and my tea is still to hot to drink.
urrrrrghhhh
(Nacho, Fri 15 Feb 2002, 6:31, archived)
# Extreme Sports 2

mission impossible.
Im off to bed,

I'd love to see this picture,
Photoshopped to Death,
As all your lovely pictures,
Leave me out of breath.
thank you and goodnight !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 19:03, archived)
# Old joke, new angle.

at least I hope it is..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:48, archived)
# OoOopPs!
all that time doing it, and didn't realise, it should have been UFK. time for bed i think.
(blush)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:51, archived)
# Not beautiful but...
you can feel the love poured into it..
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:47, archived)
# top
tip
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:23, archived)
# heres another top tip..
:

http://b4ta.com/chthonic/better.asp?w1=b3ta+at+one+in+the+morning&w2=hemp+at+one+in+the+morning
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Extreme Sports
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:10, archived)
# Jamie and The Magic Torch
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:38, archived)
# why are my pics so blurry?


this was alright earlier..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:40, archived)
# what software are you using?
most of your pic seems okay, it's just that dougal bit that's going funny.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:48, archived)
# compression vs
anti-alias

b4ta.com/chthonic/better.asp?w1=anti%2Dalias&w2=compression

your problem is compression, so I am told
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:33, archived)
# You were right !
my stupidity.--5%
your answer.--95%
yay !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:46, archived)
# I really like bad compression
just cant do it

are there any courses
:)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:54, archived)
# or it could be I should stop viewing
B3ta after the pub


b4ta.com/chthonic/better.asp?w1=alcohol&w2=perception

but I guess not
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:57, archived)
# which is better has imploded...
it thinks work is better than b3ta...I dispute this claim..
(kingkongzdong, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:16, archived)
# Charlton and the Wheelies
(Dr Wadd, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:00, archived)
# where's the witch and the tea pot?
and the MAGIC mushrooms (weren't they really angry!?¿)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:17, archived)
# The worlds first cloned kitten
Something's gone horribly wrong.

(bluemerle, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 16:58, archived)
# looks fine to me
haven't you ever seen an octo-kitten before?
(cold, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:02, archived)
# or even
an octopuss :)
(kingkongzdong, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] wheredidyougetthathat.com

(flashbloke, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 16:56, archived)
# WHAT THE F**K??
what the fuck?

Inspired by a post here on b3ta, this is a global dictionary of made up words. Its kinda like the meaning of liff, but you can submit your own descriptions of words, and vote on others.

try it!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Microsoft JET Database Engine error '80040e14'
I'm trying to submit my description. But i get this.

Syntax error (missing operator) in query expression

/pettingzoo/submitdesc.asp, line 34

I'm trying to add Description:
To Jomty is to enter a (chat)room and say hi to one person in particular and then say hi to everyone else in one go.

And example of usage:
Dave has entered the chat.
Dave: Hi Fnord, hi everyone.
J8: Did you see that? He jomtied Fnord when he came in, where's MY hello?
Fnord: Hi Dave, nice jomty there.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 14:54, archived)
# its because..
..you had a ' in the example. For some reason it hates having ' characters in a database
anyone know a workaround? i'm using asp
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Workaround
Add some script that doubles up the quotes, e.g.

Set regEx = New RegExp
regEx.Pattern = '''

NewStatement = regEx.Replace(OldStatement, '''')

Or something like that.

Hope that helps!
(Celtis, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Ahh Cheers
I had missed that because i wasn't using it as a speech mark.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:37, archived)
# This is terrifying
Hello

I lack creativity, but i lurke a lot. in a _way_ thats creative (ok its not)
either way
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hug.html

ok so i lack the mad skillz to make that a proper link - am i not l33t en0ugh f0r y0u ?
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 14:12, archived)
# l33t makes a comeback on the board!


that pic was too good to only use once.

i'm off down the offie to meet my fizzy friends...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Anyone check The Reg/ Slashdot today?
Cmdr Taco proposed:

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/14/143254&mode=thread&tid=166c
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Here's
Today's Bentlified Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 13:44, archived)
# hahah
is that Bentley Rhythm Ace or what? I want to know what that choon was!!
(Idyll23, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Is it SAFE to cross??

I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Bored? Then think of something to do with this
amazing text clock - BTW: I'm off to the theatre now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 12:48, archived)
# That is very very cool
Who came up with it?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 13:31, archived)
# that is VERY clever
... the only money making angle would be Greenwich, maybe... very tenutive (excuse spelling)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 18:50, archived)
# pull
the pin and count to five...
(redifusion, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 12:37, archived)

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