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Being Ted Nugent 2

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:34, archived)

jackass and star trek

all the movies you need. and a lot you dont. and some shite. but hey? beeeg downloads. bye bye bandwidth.
linkie.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:33, archived)

ah buggrit

i couldnt be arsed downloading any of it. (except the enter the dragon DVD :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:36, archived)

Hunting with a bow

Ted Nugent's a pretty fearsome bloke.

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crab_bloke), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:31, archived)

did he lose his leg

in a tragic needlework accident?

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:34, archived)

He's doing a right old

"I'm a little teapot" pose.

(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)

I think that has a lot to do with

the log that is stuck up his arse.

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:50, archived)

Oh.

So is he using his leg to position it right for minimal splinterage?
Not that I would know if that's what you have to do...

(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)

Don't you often go hunting

with a big bow and a log up your arse then? You should try it. It's fun.

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crab_bloke), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)

When I go munter hunting

I arm myself with 40 womb bags, a Rummy Cub, a Gaydar (just incase), a map of the old mineshaft and a pair of G-strings stuck up my arse.

(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:07, archived)

Now I'm really scared

someone might photoshop that vision.

(and it's not going to be me)

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:56, archived)

don't give them any ideas.

That's how I ended up as the
Chupacabra

(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)

Solo Musical Instrument Cliches

This kept me awake last night.

Saxophonists have it easy.

* If someone wants to look all moody and deep with an electric guitar they have to go out onto a rock outcrop in the desert with a big swirly coat and hire a helicopter to swoop around them filming.
* If a pianist wants to look all moody and deep, they have to upgrade to a grand, don a white suit and find a big room with long white curtains blowing in the wind.
* If a drummer wants to look moody and deep, they may not have to go anywhere special, but they do have to destroy most of their kit and put their foot through the kick drum, which ain't cheap.

But if a saxophonist wants to look all moody and deep they just have to sit on their window sill opposite the late night chinese with the dodgy neon sign.

It ain't fair I tell you.

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:28, archived)

hate graphics

I hate being skint

(scabby dog, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)

But

I love having 6 fingers

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pabulum, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:30, archived)

it helps

having six fingers for those extra special hate tatoos : )

(scabby dog, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)

Help!

Where can I find a jpeg compresser that works on macs?

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mrbrong, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:22, archived)

is that a really silly question?

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mrbrong, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)

I found this MACK-Compressor

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Kaiser, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:53, archived)

That's pretty cool

as is the imagey compressory thing. Cheers Pabulum.

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mrbrong, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)

Here's one more...

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Kaiser, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:56, archived)

Maybe you can build it yourself?

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Kaiser, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:04, archived)

Damn

I'm fresh out of 2N3819s. Oh well.

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mrbrong, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:21, archived)

...

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Kaiser, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:09, archived)

Well...

If you're looking for heavy compression, this might be the tool just for you...

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Kaiser, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:18, archived)

Just checked Computer Arts mag

and they recommend something called Graphic Convertor
which is shareware and available here

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pabulum, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:56, archived)

This morning

I was mightily entertained by reading an interview in the Metro with Ted Nugent "the Motor City Madman" who "divides his year between hunting (usually with a bow) and rock'n'roll and is an outspoken advocate for guns and against drugs."

Ladies and gentlemen, I present.....Being Ted Nugent

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:19, archived)

Dog Nap

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:58, archived)

Oh!

Chihuahua Flower Power - C'MON!
Chihua hua a wee woo wah.

(Nacho, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 6:17, archived)

Bass in the Plaice London ??

(devi, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:57, archived)

dont get the moggy soggy!!

(scabby dog, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:57, archived)

Hamster Dream (cool)

http://www.totalmuseum.org/webproject8/hamster_dream/index.html

(russellsprout, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:51, archived)

furtive

p2p

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pabulum, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:44, archived)

That's making me want to go...

Make it stop.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:57, archived)

Can't !

It's peer pressure

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pabulum, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 7:03, archived)

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

He was pulled down by a strong currant.

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crab_bloke), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)

My friend was arrested the other day.

He set his hand on fire by mistake..
They did him for being in possesion of a firearm.

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Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:37, archived)

I had a blow up doll once.

but she went down on me

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:50, archived)

Jeremy Beadle has quite a small penis.
On the other hand it's fairly big.

(JokerJim, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)

Is there anything good on Telly at the moment?

What am I missing?

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rob, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:18, archived)

teletubbies is on

which is why I'm able to post in peace..

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Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:20, archived)

Assuming you meant generally rather than right now

I'm quite impressed by Clocking Off at the moment.

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:27, archived)

haven't caught it.

what's good about it?

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rob, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)

Really good writing and characterisation

Focuses on a different central character each week, with the only real tie between episodes being they all work in the same factory.

Last weeks guy just out of the army who turned out to be a serial rapist was gripping and scary - esp when, after raping his friends wife, he comes home to his mum in tears and she doesn't even have to ask him what he has done.

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:38, archived)

sounds great ..

... but it you change your characters every week surely it would be hard to build an audience. (says rob who wants only wants pretty people on TV)

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rob, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:41, archived)

better than you'd think

same characters do keep cropping up as supporting cast, but this less of a soap, more a series of self contained dramas.

Sod pretty people, I want well written characters.

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:47, archived)

How about a nice day out on friday

The wobbly bridge is reopening.

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Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:15, archived)

woo

for some reason - I really want to go across it. Dunno why, but i do.

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pep, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:17, archived)

I want to go

and jump up and down on it to make it wobble.

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Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:18, archived)

actually - that's a lie

I do know why - it's because i wanted to jump up and down on it like a big long trampoline, but i have a feeling my illusions might be shattered...

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pep, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:18, archived)

who is going to animate pep & the wife

jumping on the bridge then?

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rob, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:19, archived)

There's a little suspension

footbridge in Wales that wobbles when you jump on it. It's fab. Especially if there's a few of you all jumping together..

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Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)

This one in Vancouver

is pretty fab too:

I will admit to being a little bit scared crossing this one :)

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:36, archived)

Just noticed - the right hand image comes from

this page which describes an experiment looking at Schachter's Theory.

"Some men were interviewed on an extremely unstable suspension bridge 230 feet above the Canyon (seen as a high arousal situation) and others on a solid wooden bridge over a small stream(low arousal) The men on the unstable suspension bridge had stories containing significantly more sexual imagery than those on the low bridge.

According to the Schachter theory, the reason for this is that the men were experiencing physiological arousal (probably because of the dangerous bridge) but they interpreted this as attraction towards the female interviewer (their cognitive appraisal of the situation. Dare we say, like many theories in psychology today, this is a controversial one. Despite that, it suggests some tricks you might employ to get someone attracted to you!"

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:40, archived)

This ropebridge in Antrim

is slung up every summer by fishermen to get to their salmon farm. It's very scary..

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Wifey, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:41, archived)

Ooo, capilano suspension bridge...

Good for terrorizing old people and tourists; how far can you leg it before the voice from the end cries 'no running'? Then stand back and watch the white knuckles. I'm probably going to hell of course...

(sasquatch, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:42, archived)

Hee hee hee

It is so tempting isn't it. Only been there twice, but the voice of doom from the end sounds familiar.

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chthonic, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 5:48, archived)

Ooh! I've been there too!