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# How did this wank get to number one?
But what's with Pink? Sets off with all this "get the party started" mullarky, and now we've got some sort of Marilyn Manson video.
I'm confused now...

Oasis given up writing new old songs and just gone for releasing proper old songs? Wank I say. Will and Gareth. Wank too. Wank wank wank.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:50, archived)
# I would...
..... I would you know.... ..... .... 8)

Pink... I would with Pink. Noel and Liam can bugger off
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:52, archived)
# I've been thinking that
ever since I saw this Like a Pill video.
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:57, archived)
# they were right you know
pop did eat itself
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:53, archived)
# It's stuck in a loop
Innovate! Don't replicate!
And don't keep replicating the same 60's stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:59, archived)
# mm hmm
this is this!
and frankenstein girls do seem strangely sexy...
(TheVoxPopuli, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 8:04, archived)
# In my world
All you hear are VnV anthems and Koit.
(TheVoxPopuli, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 8:03, archived)
# xtreme sports
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# touche`
Just when I've been so tired of hearing the word "extreme" slapped on everything.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 4:13, archived)
# used
that very same pic myself ages ago for this....shameless repost.....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 6:20, archived)
# handheld mini golf championship finals
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:37, archived)
# houp-la!
It's a hole in a birdie.

Duck!

w/y/h :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:39, archived)
# I just watched
Vanilla Sky and I must say it is very good. I reccommend watching it. Not to mention you get to see Penelope Cruz's boobs and she is fucking hot! Not too great of an actress but what a hottie!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:35, archived)
# Abre los Ojos has the added kudos
of not having Tom Cruise in, and being in Spanish, so you appear cool for having seen it and thus a babe magnet.

The reason why it's so called also become clear at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:40, archived)
# And she sets the puppies free in that too
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# Thought my mate down there
with Bud/Bacardi quandary says she (Cruz) is a brain dead bimbo.
I say she looks nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:45, archived)
# So tell me about this movie
I want to rent it, does it have penelope cruz.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 3:09, archived)
# It's Abre Los Ojos/Open Your Eyes
It's by Alejandro Amenábar, and Cameron Crowe remade it for Vanilla Sky.

But it's cooler cos it's European.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 3:13, archived)
# I'm down with that
I consider european films with subtitles are much cooler than american.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 3:15, archived)
# I garnered much kudos
for having actually seen Matador. And having All About My Mother on DVD won me many fans.

Just to offset the heavy Spanish tilt, Das Boot is great and Asterix in Britain is the best thing to come from France
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 3:23, archived)
# I haven't seen
Das Boot yet. I know it's a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 3:24, archived)
# It's a beaut.
but quite sad.
Think my bed calls now though.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 3:38, archived)
# half a dozen grumpyapples please
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Munchies...
Swine....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:25, archived)
# Are these the apple they
make Grumpy Jack from?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:36, archived)
# Palm Pilots
Thanks to Spacefish for the idea...

This is your Coconut speaking...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:21, archived)
# hurrah!
and on that note, i shall away to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Groan.
Wooo and yays for having the bollox to do that...

8) I like it... funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Choices choices choices
Does a kitten go for Bud, or for Bacardi and Coke?

She can't decide...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:05, archived)
# guess.
bacardi + coke - no one with tastebuds would ever go for a bud - especially a foxy mix like this - meeeow!

-oops - that should be foxy minx! Doh!-
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:15, archived)
# I think in the end
she did...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:18, archived)
# actually -
looks very similar to an ex-girlfriend i used to date when i was in Poland - wha - cue much-vic reeves style leg rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:22, archived)
# Removing the kitten reveals it to be...
my mate with the nice puppies!

She drinks much Bacardi and coke you know...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:32, archived)
# nothing
wrong with bacardi and coke...been pissed many times using that concoction.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 6:21, archived)
# thought that
our otter friend needed animating

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:15, archived)
# yay
im off to bed
see ya'll later......
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# I'm orf too -
Later folks...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:36, archived)
# me too
only just worked out that I didn't get that early night I was planning on!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:38, archived)
# Well
Im staying up :)
The beer must flow
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:42, archived)
# Thread Hijack!!!
Well, maybe not - but a VERY nice lady gave me her phone number in the pub when I walked in wearing my tennis gear, so if thats not thread hijack material then - damn - time to start shopping some kittens.

Love it..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:45, archived)
# She just wandered over
and gave you it? Just cos you were dressed like Tim Henman or something?
Amaaaazing.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:50, archived)
# well -
1) i will phone her tomorrow (dont want to look desperate ;)

2) she actually got her mate to do it. her name is Ellie and she's blonde.

3) she looks about 30ish - and im only a mere 26, she could eat me for breakfast. On the plus side, she's 30ish and could eat me for breakfast.

4) I can't think of any photoshops regarding kittens right now, sorry! (too excited - bonanza!)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:54, archived)
# 30ish eh?
S'only 4 years or so.
And she could be experienced...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:10, archived)
# hmmm
dont know - its a bit iffy, I'll sleep on it and let you know what happens tomorrow evening, if the saga of my piss poor sex life is worth it.
Women eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:13, archived)
# Don't start
you'll set us all off!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:46, archived)
# well
phone her up then.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:50, archived)
# there's a weird film on BBC2
a naked girl just injected drugs into her arse.
Mick Jagger is in it, everyone's off their heads
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:54, archived)
# hehe
ace.

-edit - mick jagger - hmmm - must involve drugs at some point - doubious. -
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:56, archived)
# Would that be Nic Roegs'
Performance?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:09, archived)
# you're right
it did need it

and you done did it nicely

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:41, archived)
# Who's running the Great North Run tomorrow
Not that they'll be up now like.

And what's happened with bbc1? ceefax? Wheres the last half of the film that should be on?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:11, archived)
# whoops
remote freaked out... twas bbc2...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:12, archived)
# thebear is running in that
he said he was going to wear a b3ta t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:37, archived)
# Then go thebear go!
I'll try and wake up in time.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:39, archived)
# As I've just got in......
I will be asleep when the Great North Run is on.
I have enjoyed it more this year than most, as the roadworks on the central motorway were removed since Thursday for it. They'll be back next week, but small mercies...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:13, archived)
# palm reading

sleep or beer? sleep or beer?

edit: anyone fancy testing this for me again?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)
# if that picture's
anything to go by, stay up and have beer! bloody marvellous as usual.
me, though, out of booze and tired so goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:02, archived)
# night!
the people have spoken- it's beer o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:05, archived)
# I vote
for beverage
And I wish my new woo yay was ready for that, i shall beaver at it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:03, archived)
# Well, I
just chose another beer...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:05, archived)
# I'm back!
After an extended absence, Mumm-ra has returned. Although most have you have joined in the three months of my technological exile, I bid you greeting, and am about to receive Photoshop, so that I can now contribute rather than just drivel inanely after hours. Hope you had a good summer.
(Mumm-ra, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:56, archived)
# we've been here
talking about you =)

welcome back. you have pie?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:09, archived)
# Have eaten all the pies
but now have house with kitchen. Thus pie will be produced. Come to my house!
(Mumm-ra, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:15, archived)
# Ask no questions
hear no lies. Andrea Corr without make-up and contacts, or something else?

First post. And probably the worst.
(Chewing the Cat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:55, archived)
# hell,
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:58, archived)
# No.
I would.....
........... I would... No, I would... er, no. no.

In fact. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:26, archived)
# Welcome;)
And I still...blah blah blah;)
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:58, archived)
# Y.K.I.W
I'll abbreviate from now on...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:01, archived)
# One problem
is that that face is a man's. If he sees this he'll kill me. I like that thrill. Mmmm...
(Chewing the Cat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:04, archived)
# In the words of Aerosmith....
... Dude looks like a lady.

(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# Without sounding smug
in his defence, I photoshopped him well onto a womans head. Not for my own personal pleasure or anything like that. No, not at all.
(Chewing the Cat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:25, archived)
# That's what they all say
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:27, archived)
# They do?
Shit, you're on to me. Fuck, don't tell him...
Wait, you don't know him, I don't know you...
It's... it's the perfect crime.
(Chewing the Cat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:30, archived)
# sod the face
the body is what i want
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:20, archived)
# No.
Actually, that's great. Just like in my drea....er, nightmares...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:14, archived)
# I'm thinking aboot changing my name
but i can't decide what to do. Should i:

A) change it to "Pocket Sensei vs. The Pseudo Sciences.

B) Change it to "Kittie Meat"

C) leave it alone.

?????
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:51, archived)
# I'd suggest you change it to
the Answer Prancer, but that's the one I'm considering changing mine to.

anyway C. it's hard enough keeping track of who's who as it is here. have you been to a b3ta bash? it's confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:54, archived)
# if you do you had
better dress like him, or i will come around to your house and kick you ass.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:55, archived)
# wouldn't you come around to my house and kick my ass if I DID dress like him?
so either way I'm screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:58, archived)
# if you dress like him
i would hang your poster on my wall...which you may find even worse.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:00, archived)
# Maybe...
i don't remember ever going to one, but then that may just be because I drank to much. :p



but no.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:59, archived)
# Are you ashamed of the Monkey?
Bad lad.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:16, archived)
# K.I.T.T.E.N.



Don't do like him! Drive safely! Use both your hands! Your cars don't have any auto cruise!!!
(heface, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# ollie grab to hippo drop, extra points!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:38, archived)
# Sorry.
I'm drunk. I laughed... forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:17, archived)
# Y'alright Del?

(Of Otters Independent Traders)
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:36, archived)
# woo
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:46, archived)
# All around the forest there was
silence. Occasionally there was the rustling of leaves as the birds flew off to their feeding grounds. All of a sudden (GRAMS: thunderclap) WITCHY was seen to fuck off to his bed for the night, what was left of it.
All that was left was the pitter-patter of tiny tax inspectors as they toured the night trying their utmost to make people's lives a misery, followed by a happy band of blue-hatted car park inspectors, delirious with joy after their last conquest of a local car park, hindered slightly by the red light of DOOM signalling a failed meter, but bouyant because of the feted message 'on failure of this meter please use others'

they're all cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)
# good night
witchy :)

sleep well.
(mongoose, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# night
night witchy!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Laptop + socket near bed
= joy!

I am fully dressed BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:39, archived)
# no you're not!
you're surfing naked!
the answer prancer says:
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)
# that has changed
my life forever
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)
# I that case
I have amazing denim legs...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)
# that sounds
swanky
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# Try it
you might like it.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:57, archived)
# WOW
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:53, archived)
# I have a feeling
you'll be seeing him again sometime....

moo hoo ha ha haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:55, archived)
# that is
fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:21, archived)
# sleepest thou well...
.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)
# night then
I'm off too...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:49, archived)
# I wonder what happened to his bed...
"WITCHY was seen to fuck off to his bed for the night, what was left of it."
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:52, archived)
# Witchy's a Big Girls Blouse....
No staying power... none at all...
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:19, archived)
# I just tried to do a picture of the power
rangers on a box of morphine saying doctors are trying to make children more comfortable with injections, and a little caption on the box saying "It's Morphine Time"...but i couldn't i'm sorry.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)
# the sentiment, however is excellent
persevere, you'll get there : )
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:26, archived)
# if you havnt seen lineal yet,
have a gander, hes lovely and very sad, and I made himhis own pageses of misforchoon. poor chappoe. I? I have returned from a night of pissup, am happy, and even at this moment am being called to bed by my beautiful lady. Have job too, life is getting better. :)

visit lineal (thanks fo9 the name beardman )his life stinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)
# he's great
and can i plug this, oh wait? i can't? too late.

nice flashanims mr a
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# mister A!
I dooo love brass eye, I've decided. thank you for showing it to me. see answer prancer ani above and slighty to the right.

oh and nice lineals. but are you sure that's a kitten not a pot-bellied pig?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:46, archived)
# A rare creature only found in the pine forests
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)
# I thought the only trees big enough
to hold an elephant would be a baobab tree.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)
# but this is
a tree elephant, swings by it's trunk. They don't get much biger ither.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Ahhh
I have to get up early every morning a search for baobabs and dig up their saplings.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# huzzah for tiny hefalumps
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 11:37, archived)
# lo baobab
you have pie?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)
# mini elephants, great!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)
# omfg
that could only be cooler if it was a Giraffe!

Would this be an appropriate moment for a Hi Cockalorum?
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:48, archived)
# c'est
magnifique!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# Thass jolly good.
It is....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:20, archived)

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