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# massive lack of hummus

resulted in this cat-ass-trophy.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:12, archived)
# Take a closer look at that new Boost Bar

its a bit small, only image I could find of it, anyone got any larger ones?
(Obscure Intro, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)
# argh
can anyone see this, I can but maybe cos its cached, does 50megs allow image linking?
(Obscure Intro, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:11, archived)
# yeah
can see it fine
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:12, archived)
# I can
see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:12, archived)
# hahah!
just went to the shops and bought my lady one of those, should I tell her? she very afraid of the demon weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)
# indole, seeing your aussie pic very much reminded me of a picture i took in Leeds last year
(maximum_bygraves, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:57, archived)
# Airports
look the same wherever you go, don't they?
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:11, archived)
# indeed
i felt a lot less at ease in Glasgow though
(maximum_bygraves, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:31, archived)
# Look! Its My Webcam!!
Endless hours of fun can be had staring at on my computer!!

Click Here to Be Scared
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:54, archived)
# !!
Where are the asian webcam girls?! :@
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)
# Aaaarrrrrgh....
mummy! ;oP
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Roooo-laaaaand
I've found your contact lenses Rooooo-laaaand.
I'm so very, very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)
# well

i just completed (and got satisfied with) my first wooyayhoupla!
(dicky, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
You win this fine Nazi kitten.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:10, archived)
# thankyou
very i shall make good use of him
(dicky, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:27, archived)
# it was in your hand the whole time!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:48, archived)
# haha!
for some reason thats just precious. porr guy, think he remembers why he's there? nice handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)
# The b3ta server might not know what time it is...
... but Terry Thomas does!

PS - Refresh the page, this pic is CLEVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# woo!
can I have a peek at the source code please?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Is vb.net any use to you mate?
if so - go here and view source.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)
# lots of use to me
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)
# There's some VERY cool code
for loading fonts that aren't installed on the server in that too - it loads the 'Comicka' font dynamically.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)
# hmm
no loady for me
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)
# That's stupid free .NET hosting
For you...

It works every so often, try refreshing...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)
# ah
it's there now. oooh, very clever
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)
# oooh
aren't you a clever clogs?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:46, archived)
# hurrah!
on a similar (yet unrelated) note, has anyone had any experience using php on blueyonder? it's just not working
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:49, archived)
# that looks terribly
unsupported
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)
# you'm dead right
*read help files again* it looks like the buggers started charging for php this year
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:06, archived)
# SUpoib
That Terry really knows where his Towel is!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Lovely
I finally got to see it after many refreshes. :)
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:15, archived)
# ooh nice!
can you get it to ask b3ta who you are logged in as?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 1763: King George III decides to let the Answer Prancer decide about the French.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)
# that
is one gif i do like.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Brass Eye
= Superb.
Hi Zog - *edit* I'm on m3ss3ng3r if you feel like telling some tales of K-Yo types.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# psssht!
not so loud!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
he's such a mincer
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# THANKS
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)
# aw...
but he's too wee for the front page. bless.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)
# fanfucking tastic mate,
I recommend more frame stealage from the inimitable C.Morris, you still gonna stay at mine nov. time?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)
# because it happened on September 12

a great disaster was largely overlooked by the media.
(fid, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)
# plus
the chocolate tastes like poo
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)
# did they use
the pilot with the piece of cardboard? Always a dodgy move,that...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)
# and another

another disaster largely overlooked
(fid, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)
# oooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Bandy
wagon....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I thought that myself. Then I washed my mind out with soap and water.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:09, archived)
# how stelios keeps it cheap


edit/bugger,bingowings quicker off the tarmac...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Kinda bored too, so I looked thru my records
and found a nice british punk album - do you have a record with a longer title than "Said But Gor Blimey Guv Stone Me If He Didn't Throw A Wobbler Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha You're Going Home In A Cosmic Ambience"? I'm listening to it right now, and I still love it the way I used to when it came out.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# is that lawnmower deth?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Hehe,
of course my post was meant as a quiz... no, it's not - can one still like Lawnmower Death after ten years? I think they were a laugh once, but you couldn't listen to them more than twice (though I bought their first album, I have to admit).
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)
# i think they're a compilations band
i like putting the odd track on minidiscs/tapes for comic relief
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Well, I don't think
I have recorded a tape in this century or the last four or five years of the last one...
The band btw. is Snuff, they're great.
Now I go back to work...
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:46, archived)
# more musical spookery
i had a big clean out in the office this week and found "Ooh crikey it's..." by Lawnmower Deth, hadn't listened to it in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)
# bored
this afternoon....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Very strange
"Mummy that scary man showed me his magic wand"
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)
# hahah!
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)
# grrrr
arrghhhh
haa ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:24, archived)
# ha ha - puntastic
a bad che guevara joke
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Evil Cuddly Toy: 'Muahahaa! I have you now, No Hands!'
No Hands: 'Transmute!'
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:15, archived)
# it's a gif
it's had reduced colours, it's called 'flying kitten' but i can't see any animation despite frantic reloading.
I WANT TO SEE IT FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)
# wooo it
works now! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)
# huzzah
absolutely brill!
(roomproject, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)
# woo!
i didn't get it at first. that's top!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Woo!
Tremendous
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)
# and they looked upon what had been done
and indeed it was woo
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)
# yay
and moiré
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:28, archived)
# hmmm, b3ta bug
you can't use
"http://diwww.epfl.ch/w3lsp/books/moire/moire.gif" as an image source
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)
# but
www.hashassin.co.uk/b3ta/moire.jpg
does work
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# Aww(ww)(ww)...
me first frontpager - I feel all fuzzy 8)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Woo to
you too
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Mahahahahahaha!
FUCK! Thats fucking funny as fucking fuck!
(BakeSnake, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:25, archived)
# that is brilliant!
love it! No Hands is God!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite a decision on Noah's ark.........
(Cam Blue, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)
# um....
(uptownjoe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)
# what does the hippie's sign say
?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:12, archived)
# the original is here
knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)
# ah!
what a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:23, archived)
# woo yay
and houpla
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)
# He he he
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)
# TuPacs secret finally revealled...

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)
# and i'm sat here
reading an interview with francis rossi in my local paper
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)
# and i'm sat here
reading b3ta, with chips in my local paper
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)
# damn
my sunday paper just came with a cheesy magazine and tv guide
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The invention of the telephone

[edit] Yazoo! I got frontpaged for my Christ gag. Happy happy joy joy. Happy happy joy joy. My first one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:03, archived)
# lol

slow down the ones with text, im a slow reader :-P
(BakeSnake, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Done
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)
# This "woo yay" is in direct copyright violation of my "woo yay"
see you in court! I demand satisfaction!!!



(being animated does not make it any better!..Mr Fancypants)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)
# I thought you were talking to
Mr Fancyteeth for a minute then
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)

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