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...and on the 3rd day

I'LL BE BACK LEWIS, I'LL BE BACK

(British_Bullfrog, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:11, archived)

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MartinH, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:06, archived)

HA HA HA

Kerwolitee.
I'll be singing that all day now

(Nacho, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:15, archived)

I've just found out

the meaning of the phrase

"sinking feeling"

as I went to a meeting with my manager and he said "What is b3ta.com"

Any suggestions?

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:05, archived)

It's a

collective multimedia powerhouse, and hence a vital research tool to keep us on the cutting edge.

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crab_bloke), Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:06, archived)

It's inspiration -

and a special hello to Ted's manager who no doubt has had a quick peek!

Hello there Ted's manager!

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DaWolfey, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:09, archived)

Say that

it's a website, hence the '.com' - and that if he couldn't work that out, then maybe you should be manager.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:12, archived)

Just tell him

"Face monkey, penguin". He'll understand.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:15, archived)

or show him this

http://www.ananova.com/business/story/sm_527097.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:18, archived)

Tell him

that after running a few ideas up the flagpole, vis a vis the bottom line, you're only going to talk ballpark figures. He should nod and the leave you alone for a while

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MartinH, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:21, archived)

tell him

it's pronounced 'carrots'

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chthonic, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:22, archived)

I thank you all

You are wonderful

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:24, archived)

Good luck

Ted! If he gives you any shit punch yourself around the office until he calls security, then grab onto him and go "Please, please don't hit me again..."

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helmetcream, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:30, archived)

It's OK as my

alias is Ted but my real name is Theodore... He'll never guess...

D'OH !

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Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)

LOL

Where have I heard that before? I can't remember.

(thellama73, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:41, archived)

Fight

club.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:54, archived)

vision on

here.

Let me know if it doesn't work.

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 9:02, archived)

Fandabeedozy

Got it thanks. I nearly had it in my head anyway, but it kept on morphing into 'Let there be love' (incidentally some of the lyrics for that song - "Let there be cous cous, a lark and a dove" - very B3ta, or is that just me doing a misheard lyrics thing?). Don't you hate it when songs do that mind-morph thing?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)

Fandabeedozy

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 9:24, archived)

....................

frozen puppy quick thaw

(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:03, archived)

International Thawing So Solid Crew out of Solid Ice with your Tongue

this years finalist Dane Bowers

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bazman, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:58, archived)

The title is funny alone.

Good

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Your Mum, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:05, archived)

yup,

tres bien, et le woo

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crab_bloke), Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:50, archived)

Erm...

I scare myself sometimes:

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:56, archived)

fantastic

i'd pay to see that live

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crab_bloke), Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:49, archived)

You bring the skimpy firewoman,

the penguin and the nailgun - i'll bring the nails.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)

It's on TV

just after naked darts.

(james, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 9:04, archived)

Links (sorry, am I being annoying?)

So far, have got these

If you want to cut and paste for your site, use this

I'll update if anyone else posts their URL.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:50, archived)

I wanna play too

thellama

(thellama73, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:28, archived)

me too plz

er, are you going to see this now its lots of pages behind?
scabby dog

(scabby dog, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)

Yes I'll check it for now

But I don't think anyone else will, so won't post URL's.

I'll just grab them as they appear on the board.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)

Fnord

Fnord

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)

And Furtive Takes The Gold

(Joose2001, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:48, archived)

Snowplough rallying

Whoever's alive at the end wins the gold.

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Wifey, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:41, archived)

Penguins on tour...

'Best holiday ever!'

C/o Strappon Ed

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Your Mum, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)

very nice

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:52, archived)

Great – more penguins in cars!

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breel, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)

mmm nice

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)

Is there anyone out there nice enough to help little Nacho?

I can talk rubbish for Ingerland, but I cannot sing to save my life.
Can anyone make me a wav of themselves singing the theme tune for the Gallery from Take Hart? Can be as stupid/alternative/containing weird noises as you like.
It will be used on a page on my site, that's almost done.

(Hey, Tommy The Muff - sing to me in falsetto and it would please me more than a stiletto...from what you said yesterday!)

(Nacho, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:31, archived)

Poetry & shoes together

Nice, me likey.
I promise I will give it a go over the weekend (I do a cracking karaoke version of Tight fits version of 'The lion sleeps tonight' so it should be a breeze) - I can't remember how the gallery theme tune goes though, do you know where I can get a copy?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:09, archived)

I'll email, it you if you want

where to?

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:28, archived)

[email protected]

if you please. Ta muchly.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

probably too big for

hotmail :-(

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:40, archived)

Try

[email protected] instead. That should do the trick...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)

I'm having trouble finding a version of it.

Send me your email address to [email protected] and I'll send you a link to the version I did last night. Haven't got it at work.
Or get someone in your office/house to sing it to you!

(Nacho, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 8:41, archived)

The only problem

is whether to award one gold medal or two...