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dunno if ye have seen this

clickie
A Windows Media video of two lads (b3tans??) being twats :)

yaaay [edited coz i ballsed up the link]

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)

Wheeee

I love that song.

I love SOAD.

I am going to see SOAD on the 25th of March.

I'll be like.. "Oh my god! Weeeeeeeeeee!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:24, archived)

yeah, me too

Might seeya there (i'll be at the bar, as per)

gig info

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)

funky!

doing exactly the same actions as those guys as i was watching

i reckon they've been brainwashing us...

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rockyrobin, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:09, archived)

weeee

that was wick3d - I ant to see them tdo the whole thing - where dey at?

(scabby dog, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:35, archived)

weeee

that was wick3d - I want to see them do the whole thing - where dey at?

(scabby dog, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:36, archived)

about time

A 3d porn game

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)

may? oui

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:12, archived)

I wonder

if Brian is even going to see all these?

..

I hope so coz they're great :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:21, archived)

Start a new site especially for him...

...and call it Darling Buds just to show there's no animosity :)

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:45, archived)

my ambition is

for Brian May to make a site about me being a monkey faced twat.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)

Maybe or not maybe?

Whether tis nobler
to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous Photoshopping
or just get yer hair cut?

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)

Great prank

By coincidence, I just got this email from a friend:

"When we were all together in Bristol, my girlfriend
changed her name on my mate's phone to 'Sexy'. We then spent the majority of
this week texting him saying that we met in Templar's bar and that she worked in
Hooters. My mate's failing memory and love of sugary alco pops meant that he was
a little bit concerned about what had gone on. Eventually called him, and i
never heard a man so scared of his past catching up with him. "

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mrbrong, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)

I like...

horsesex

(Dawolfey., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:40, archived)

Oh, the humanity...

Your 50p will keep a 6 inch man off the streets for 5 minutes.
Please give generously.

(sasquatch, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:29, archived)

b3ta's lives

Who's this handsome contributor then?

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Your Mum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)

Dunno

but is suppose it'll give nacho something to think about whilst flicking her bean.

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big daft dave, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)

Here's something to modify

Sorry 'bout the language...

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:02, archived)

Why?

Are they swearing?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)

Hvem var det der vandt i dag?

Ne, det var dem Hungerford fra polarmouse anflagt an!

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mrbrong, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)

Hvad, kan du eat my cheesy comestibles?

Øl! I could really do with some ØL!!!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:20, archived)

Yay!

Danish stuff on b3ta...

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)

I've been to Denmark

twice.

First time I went to a middle-of-nowhere town called Viborg. Dull place, but attractive women everywhere you look, which is marvelous :)

Second time I went to Copenhagen. Not so many nice women, but more stuff to do :)

Both times I was visiting my crazy Danish friends (who have a very silly sense of humour... quite similar to daft british humour really).

Anyway, if I go anywhere, I have to at least learn the word for beer, right? ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:37, archived)

Absolutely!

What if I came to England (London?), where and what would be cøøl to check out?

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)

Dunno

but our place names certainly aren't as cool as Denmarks...

Who can beat "Middelfart"? :))

Also, theres a town where all B3tans can feel at home, its called "Skive" :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:59, archived)

btw:

I live in Løgstør :-D

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:10, archived)

Heh

Sounds like a stupid slang name for a toilet! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:25, archived)

well...

It is actually a kind of shithole here...

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:31, archived)

They say something like:

"Who was it that won today..."
"It was them from the social services committee"

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)

But

what's David Coultard and Eddie Murphy (together at last!) doing there?

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mrbrong, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)

Dunno...

I nicked it from "Ekstra Bladet"

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:46, archived)

The guy at the

back is Neil Hamilton and George Clintons love child :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:57, archived)

pop

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)

this is beyond

cat toilet danger:

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:27, archived)

I've won!!!

I've just had a look at Blogger and it would seem that I have posted the 10,000,000th blog post to their site!! Hoorah!!
I was thinking money, babes, fast cars, a new house with a pool and endless knobbing....
Did I win anything??? Did I fu...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:26, archived)

who needs fast cars?

your a winner in our hearts.

Altho a fast car would rock. I'd quite like a porsche actually. Altho maybe not that fast - a vintage one would be nice, thanks.

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pep, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:39, archived)

Would you settle for a Matchbox car? It's about all I could afford at the moment... And I'll have to that out on credit, but on the plus side, it's a cheap runner (no reference intended!)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:59, archived)

Theres nothing better than creating
Poems about masturbating
Immortalising in a rhyme
My very special private time
When, ready for sleep and lain in bed
I decide to stab the cat instead
Happily playing with myself
On girls its known as 'rubbing the elf'
Writing these poems is the only break
I have from petting the trouser smake
I haven't managed to get my leg over
Since I dumped Anna Kournikova

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mikeisbrill, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:26, archived)

A warning

to anyone out there who hasnt been for their lunch.
if you live in st. annes (lancashire uk) dont go to lannigens the sandwhich shop and buy a large custard, the pastry is too soft and they fall apart.

ive learnt this the hard way

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DaWolfey, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:21, archived)

I'm sorry

that was my fault....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)

damn you!

I had to suck the custard blobs off the bag it fell part on- off the bag damit! what am I, a fucking hoover ????

I also had to wash my hands. and i looked like an idiot.

damn you damn you to hell

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DaWolfey, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:53, archived)

I don't quite know how to put this

but that wasn't custard. Haven't you read my poem further down the board?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:02, archived)

you had to wash your hands?

Hell, I'm ashamed for you. You poor wee lamb. Do you think you'll get the sack?

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pep, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)

attention

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:09, archived)

Another Mokey with a drink Problem

(Jamsie, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:05, archived)

he is the best Cat ever..

because he was the stunt double for Lee Majors in the Fall Guy

(scabby dog, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:58, archived)

I like that

Especially the cat's shadow - great touch

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MartinH, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:55, archived)

Who wants to mess up a pic of my Bro.

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Witty, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)

looks like your bro

has done a better job than we could...

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mikeisbrill, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:02, archived)

oh i dunno..

i think he looks like a young royal

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wangolini, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:28, archived)

Excellent

much better i think

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Witty, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

is it the before picture for a clearasil advert?

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:04, archived)

No need !

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blah, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:06, archived)

tried Windows RG yet?

http://www.lbjhs.net/pub/flashmovies/winrg.swf

(russellsprout, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:55, archived)

link nicked off seethru

This site are trying to build a database of cease and desist warnings to websites which could prove really interesting - though a search for 'bbc' and 'nintendo' show up nothing, so I assume it's early days yet:

www.chillingeffects.org/

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)

kiddy fiddler in a lion suit

jonathan king said he'd be back...

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big daft dave, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:31, archived)

i've got one

of them. he's called 'afro ken', he is a japanese cartoon character and the toys come with interchangeable hair, you can swap it for a Mohican. my ex-girlfriend gave it to me a few months before she ripped my still-beating heart out of my chest and danced on it wearing spiky shoes and shouting "i hate you, die, die, die".

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mikeisbrill, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)

memories....

i glad i reminded you a terrible event in your life using the power of a cuddly toy that look like a sex criminal.

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big daft dave, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:04, archived)

i think

you should give it to me then. Take away the pain. And I've wanted one for ages.

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pep, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 8:12, archived)

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